Worst experiences you've had with little kids

[Silverdragon00]

Simple: What is the worst experience you had with a kid, whether you knew them or just encountered them in public places?

I have had several bad ones

1. Kid in a Wal-Mart was running through aisles and ran into me; she started crying and bitching and blaming me, saying I was running. Her mother comes over and starts yelling and scolding me for about 2 minutes, causing a huge scene that wouldn't have happened if she'd kept track of her kid amd not let her run.

2. In a store where a little kid took something off a shelf and opened it, then when an employee walked by, threw it at me and went over and told them it was me. Trying to explain my point, the asshole employee would not listen and took my arm to escort me to the manager of that store. Luckily I was able to break free of his grip and I also have good evasion skills.

3. Same thing as #2, but the little ass broke something made of glass near me and hightailed it outta there (needless to say, I did the same thing)

[Rot-Fuchs]

hmm this makes me think of getting a short leash for when i have my baby...

[Silverdragon00]

Just as long as ya keep track of 'em and teach manners, you don't need to. Most of these kids' parents were either not around or not paying attention (and they were between ages 4-7!)

[thelonelydragon]

Wow, those are some horrible experiences! The worst I ever had was kids bumping into me and than taking off without a word.

[Silverdragon00]

yeah, I think Ohio is the world headquarters of stupid little kids!! :lol:

[Hyenaworks]

Kids with mouths on them.

Some punk 12-yr-old starts cussing me out in a parking lot and I just stare at him. Wasn't sure he understood that I was three times bigger than he was.

[Bokracroc]

Kids with mouths on them.They need to die.

I just hate the kids with no respect for anything. The ones that think the world is their own and their parents are too stuck up or lame to do anything about it.
However the good side of this is the fact if they don't grow out of it, they get a huge case of In-The-Face-SmackDown! of Real-life.
Burn fuckers, burn!:twisted::twisted:

[Hyenaworks]

Kids with mouths on them.They need to die.

I just hate the kids with no respect for anything. The ones that think the world is their own and their parents are too stuck up or lame to do anything about it.
However the good side of this is the fact if they don't grow out of it, they get a huge case of In-The-Face-SmackDown! of Real-life.
Burn fuckers, burn!:twisted::twisted:


Yeah, parents don't have will power anymore. All the kid's gotta do is bitch enough and they get what they want. It's sad, but yes, life is the merciless parent we all learn from.

[Bokracroc]

Just laugh in their faces when it hits them. It's great fun

[kitetsu]

My worst experience with kids is pretty bland. They just drew all over my sketchbooks which i threw a fit at whenever that happened.

[k9-ocean_wolf]

i'm never gonna have kids >_< they are skary

[Silverdragon00]

My worst experience with kids is pretty bland. They just drew all over my sketchbooks which i threw a fit at whenever that happened.


something like that happened to me when I was about seven. I had spent an hour or two on a sketch and the kid didn't like somethin on it, so he felt it was his duty to tell me to start over and rip it up. Needless to say I beat the crap out of him!

[thelonelydragon]

something like that happened to me when I was about seven. I had spent an hour or two on a sketch and the kid didn't like somethin on it, so he felt it was his duty to tell me to start over and rip it up. Needless to say I beat the crap out of him!

I sensing a pattern here:
You + Kids = Very Bad Things -> Angry -> Violents

[Gar-Yulong]

Oh boy have I had experiences.

13 year old + Digital Cable + VOD = My Family With a $700 Porn Bill

[InvaderPichu]

I don't remember the worst, but I'll tell you the most recent.

I was at Cici's with my mom, uncle, aunt, and 2 little cousins named Kayla and Michael (they're like, 10 or 11). After my cousins and I were done eating, we went to the arcade to waste time. I went to go play this one game where you grab candy with a claw, and Kayla was squatting right in front of it, talking with my other cousin who was playing some racing game. I stood there for a few seconds, hoping Kayla would take the hint and move on her own. She looked at me and then started talking with Michael again. I said, "Move" as calmly as I could. She then mocked me, saying "MoooOOOoooove!!!" in such a sarcastic manner. I then BARELY pushed her out of the way, but because of the way she was squatting, she fell down. I played the game for a few seconds, then I went to go wash my hands. I walked out, and my mom comes up to me and asks if I hit Kayla, so I told her no. She then tells me how Kayla went running up to her dad after I had left, holding her wrist and crying as if it were broken, and told him I hit her so hard that she fell down. Thankfully, her dad didn't believe her, nor did anyone else at that table.

[Silverdragon00]

I sensing a pattern here:
You + Kids = Very Bad Things -> Angry -> Violents



I rarely ever snap, just when they push me really far. And that kid i beat the crap out of was eight, a year older than me at that time. I believe that is the only time I have used physical action against a young kid.

I remeber another time, a few years ago, my parents had some friends over that had a six year old. I let him play in my room and every once in a while would check on him. Well, one of the times I checked on him, he was playing with a toy i didn't recognize. I asked to see it and found out it was one of my model cars and the whole thing was beat to shit. two of the tires had come off and the rear axle was broken. I was a little steamed because i had told him they were not toys, but I didn't yell or anything. It also didn't bother me a whole lot since it was an old model and wasn't up to my current work.

When I was in elementary school (a LOOONG time ago, but i remember this because I was really pissed) I was playing in the sandbox with a couple cars I had brought when a kid about 1 or 2 years younger than me asked if he could play with one. I let him, and then when recess was over I asked for it back. He told me it was still in the sandbox. I looked and could not find it and asked him where it was and the shit told me he had buried it! I never did find it, and I was really pissed off, since it was one of my favorites. Since then, I rarely let anyone borrow my stuff (well, because of that and seveal other instances)

[Malcolm the Bear]

Worst experiences with kids? My life from grades 5-12. The worst went by the name of Charles Godwin, a bully from middle school. Pretty much everyone picked on me for being different and not acting ghetto like everyone else (sorry, but my parents raised me to have more dignity and self-respect than that), but Charles was the worst. If I ever see him again, I swear I will rip out his fucking throat. And I mean that literally. I WILL murder him.

[Bokracroc]

Alot of you seem to be forgeting what you used to be.

[InvaderPichu]

Alot of you seem to be forgeting what you used to be.


I was never a child!

[Myr]

I would type some sort of story here about how horrible kids are or how horrible it was when I was one...but that stuff left such deep scars I don't want to remember.

I don't want kids. I don't like kids. I want to stay away from kids.

[k9-ocean_wolf]

[quote=Myr]
[quote]I would type some sort of story here about how horrible kids are or how horrible it was when I was one...but that stuff left such deep scars I don't want to remember.

I don't want kids. I don't like kids. I want to stay away from kids.[quote/]

not all of them are horrible.. i know a couple of them that are not

The prob is there are a lot of bad parents newdays (fortunatly not all of them), they raize their kids in a bad way or dont raize them at all and them other people have to have to handle with THEIR >_<
if they're not gonna be good parents then dont even try


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sry for the typos

[Silverdragon00]

I don't want kids. I don't like kids. I want to stay away from kids.


hmmm.....great dragon minds think alike, eh Myr? :D

[Gar-Yulong]

Kids suck. $700 worth of porn, dude!

...Kids suck.

[SevenFisher]

I like kids, and would like to have one. To be honest there are children out there who's innocent and behaving normally, like my niece. I know some who are innocent as well. Yes, its shame there are some children who's very spoiled brats who do stupid things and eventually treat us like dirt, but I tend to ingore em - some parents do poor job of parenting, or treat their children that they shouldn't - eventually we get brats.

Then again I'm in UK so I don't see many of bratty children for some reason, other than neds/chavs of course, teenagers(13 to 17) are huge nusitance here. I can't stand most of them.

[blackdragoon]

my kid brother broke my old nes a long time ago when it just came out by sticking peanut butter into it.

[Silverdragon00]

my kid brother broke my old nes a long time ago when it just came out by sticking peanut butter into it.


You're kidding!! I woulda beat him 7 ways to Thursday!!

[thelonelydragon]

You're kidding!! I woulda beat him 7 ways to Thursday!!

Again with the violents...at less beat him up to next Wednesday!

[blackdragoon]

my parents wouldn't let me. i was only 12 years old at the time and he was 5 i think.

[Silverdragon00]

I was kidding anyways. I figured if he did that he was too young to understand what it would do.

btw I'm not always violent.... sometimes I swallow people whole! :twisted:

[thelonelydragon]

btw I'm not always violent.... sometimes I swallow people whole! :twisted:

That's better...wait a minute!

[Visimar]

I've never really met a kid that was annoying, except one...she was around my age at the time, so I'm not sure if it'll classify as such a situation, but in anycase, she was flat out being a jerk and I ended up hitting her. It worked though, because she ran off crying. Not a very good bully if she gets hit once than cries, is she?

Other than that I've had no real annoying situations. My older brother's two daughters can irk me at times though, especially when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration like playing a video game.

[Silverdragon00]

Like I said, there must be a lot of parents around Ohio that really don't care how their kids act. I swear, at least every other little kid was not taught how to behave at all!

[Bokracroc]

I've never really met a kid that was annoying, except one...she was around my age at the time, so I'm not sure if it'll classify as such a situation, but in anycase, she was flat out being a jerk and I ended up hitting her. It worked though, because she ran off crying. Not a very good bully if she gets hit once than cries, is she?

Actully that sounds like most bullies. I admit they won't cry but they can't handle their own punishment

[Malcolm the Bear]

I've never really met a kid that was annoying, except one...she was around my age at the time, so I'm not sure if it'll classify as such a situation, but in anycase, she was flat out being a jerk and I ended up hitting her. It worked though, because she ran off crying. Not a very good bully if she gets hit once than cries, is she?

Actully that sounds like most bullies. I admit they won't cry but they can't handle their own punishment


Plus, most girls will bully the mind by spreading gossip and calling you names, whereas most boys will bully the body with physical assaults. I'm not surprised that a girl ran away crying after being punched.

[Silverdragon00]

Plus, most girls will bully the mind by spreading gossip and calling you names, whereas most boys will bully the body with physical assaults. I'm not surprised that a girl ran away crying after being punched.


yeah, unless the kid is gay, then it's probably the opposite! :lol:

[SevenFisher]

Plus, most girls will bully the mind by spreading gossip and calling you names, whereas most boys will bully the body with physical assaults. I'm not surprised that a girl ran away crying after being punched.


yeah, unless the kid is gay, then it's probably the opposite! :lol:


Might I ask how sexualty shows people's strength or anything? :-P I'm gay myself, although I won't bully someone, but if someone makes fun of me or annoys me I'll kick their ass. ;-)[/offtopic]

Its shame to see some children out there are spoiled and unbehaving, but at least there's innocent children every now and then... =P

[Silverdragon00]

Might I ask how sexualty shows people's strength or anything?

Its shame to see some children out there are spoiled and unbehaving, but at least there's innocent children every now and then... =P


It doesn't, I was just being a smartass! :P

Who wants to help me on my quest to terrorize misbehaving children as the stereotypical fire-breathing dragon?! :lol:

[SevenFisher]

Might I ask how sexualty shows people's strength or anything?

Its shame to see some children out there are spoiled and unbehaving, but at least there's innocent children every now and then... =P


It doesn't, I was just being a smartass! :P

Who wants to help me on my quest to terrorize misbehaving children as the stereotypical fire-breathing dragon?! :lol:


:-P

And sure, but will a dog-man who has crazy attuide of American Cola and gives out d00m of hugs do enough to terrorize them?

[Silverdragon00]

hell, I think your obsession of american cola would scare them alone!! :P

[SevenFisher]

Yay for my obsession of American Cola!

And now, the newly drink, "Relentless". <3 Fear me.

Anyway, this is one of bad examples I can think of, while it was due to being young, I had "so-called" best friend who would always harm me, or force me to do things. That was due to time when I was starting to make new friends (it was i n full deaf school) - I thought it was 'normal' things even though I wasn't too happy with him forcing me to do things just because I want to keep him as 'best friend'...and eventually some of other children (it was small school, around 13 students..yeah a school, with only 13 students or so..even less..) picking on me, and they were also so-called 'friends'.

Eventually, when that school closed, I have silimar problem in full-hearing school - I was only ONE who is deaf, and most of people would force me to be like them (as in, don't act yourself) and I thought it was 'fine' until I reached secondary school where I met my 'real' friends...and I realised all these years that its not really what friendship is about. Eventually, I got pissed, and eventually forgot about the past and try move on. I only remembered this because my sister told me just recently. I'm glad I have good mates in RL but I honestly can't stand children who forces innocent/friendly children just to their liking and eventually pick on them because they're not 'unquie'. I was afraid of being unquie so I had to act like them, but nowdays I just act on my own, and if I have kids I'll be sure to teach them, so they may have less chance of it happening. (Yeah, I know I'm gay, but I'd like to have kids of my own. Adopting or something.)

[Vinci]

Oh gosh..

I'm a teacher-to-be (Working mostly as an aide right now while finishing school, on the route to certification) , have had about a year and change classroom experience so far and already there've been a couple whoppers! I wouldn't call the experiences -bad-, because I love kids and I adore my job, but man, there have been some crazy days.

I think the one that sticks out so far was when one of the students in last year's class had a bad bloody nose that wouldn't stop, and he ended up getting it all over his face, his arms, his clothes.. He was covered. And then decided he was going to run up to me for a hug. I had visions of "Carrie" dancing in my head! I sure miss that lil' guy.. don't miss his nose, but I miss him. :)

I dunno.. I had days last year where I'd come home frustrated but at the same time, excited about the next week. I love what I do a LOT, enough to plow my way through school so I can go get frustrated full time. :)

[jackNboose]

I´m a teacher and the worse is not with the kids, you can play with them, you can try to be cool and talk about things they like, cartoons (that I also watch), video games and that sort of stuff, the problem is with adults, the mind of a kid is open to a lot of possibilities, but adults, oh the humanity the things i have seen.

[Sylvine]

Randomness: I <3 the comic, Vinci =)

On topic: Duh. Worst experience with little kids? Hmm... define "little"? I guess the worst experience I had was with, uh, 10-year-olds? 11? Don't really know. There was a bunch of them in my school who liked to tail me sometimes and call me Satan and other nice sounding names ( because I just happen to like black, and my love likes it when I wear my hair long o.O ). That itself wasn't a problem, just ignored them, but one of them had the great Idea of dumping a plastic cup of coke on me during a break... while I was working on the final touches on a comissioned piece.
Needless to say, that did it - I made sure they wouldn't bother me again ( in a non-violent way. Can't stress that strongly enough, because I was just an inch from eviscerating the brat, but Cola AND Blood on my clothes? Nah).
With little kids ( say, up to 7 Years old ), now - I never had really bad experiences with them. They tend to either like me or be so respectful it's just amusing. But that respect kind of wears off way too quickly nowdays - when I was younger ( oh, makes me feel sooo old saying that x.X ) I wouldn't probably even dare to talk to one of those "grownups", I mean, wow, they were 17 Years old, and myself a mere 13! Nowdays, they -try- to push You around, ask You for cigarettes... I even heard one particular half-grown individuum asking a friend of mine "Hey, wanna fuck?" - And I mean, really - he wasn't older than 12. Unbelivable o.O
@Jack: Don't even get started with "adults" o.O By definition, I am one myself, but - eh - as You said, words can't describe some ...special cases I've seen or met o.O

~Sylv

[Vinci]

Randomness: I <3 the comic, Vinci =)




Aww! *blush!* Thanks for readin' it!

I figure I will have plenty more fuel for this topic once I have children of my own. ;)

I think what bothers me most aren't kids acting like nasty brats in public as much as the parents that either sit there passively while they do so, or encourage the behavior.

[Sylvine]

...the latter being the cause.

I mean, I remembered being a nasty brat *once*. My mom stated very clearly that she won't be tollerating such behavior,of all the things not in public. Can't remember having misbehaved since then - at least not on purpose. And I guess I have to thank her some day for that ^-^.

I can't really criticize parents for the way they bring up their offspring, because I really can't tell whether I could do a better job or not. But sometimes I really have to think: Damn, are You people blind, or stupid - or just both? Strange times have come, indeed...

and: No problem, it was my pleasure ^_~

~Sylv

[DrDeraphis]

Forget kids. Parents can be even worse! I remember working late an night and this lady, her mother, and her little boy were walking into my then-empty checklane. After checking out, I heard the grandma yelling at the little kid. He was smiling at the end of the checklane for some reason, and as near as I can tell, he hadn't done a damn thing. (Later evidence, I.E. a thorough check of the area suggested that he did absolutely nothing except smile.) Well, the old lady went over and bitch-slapped the kid right upside the head. The kid stopped smiling, and the old lady was mumbling something about, "You think you so clever, Mr. Smarty."

After they left, I imagined that kid growing up to have a comedy act where his name is Mr. Smarty and his grand finale will be a monologue about his grandma.

[crabby_the_frog]

It all varies on your opinion of "little".

My worst so far? When that kid (he was like 16 or 17) stole my bike last weekend. I've been ranting about that for the past few days, but basically he was hiding around a corner and jumped on my bike just as I turned around to get it again.

Hmm... I don't mean to be racist... but I notice a LOT of behavour problems from the families immigrating from India/Punjab/Pakistan. NO RESPECT! Serious, they walk around like they own the place, in packs of like 10, and just act like assholes.

Example: Working at Little Caesar's Pizza, almost midnight on Friday, noone around except for the 2 of us who were closing, then around a dozen of them walk in, wanting free food.

What the hell am I supposed to do there??? Simple. "Sorry, we're closing early and if you don't get out I'm going to have to call the cops." They left and there was no major problem, but consider what COULD of happened.

Parents need to get up off of the couch and teach some manners, common courtesy, and where their place in society really lies.