Wrestlemania

[Wolf-Bone]

Pretty much all of my predictions came true. Undertaker won the title and retained his undefeated streak, and Cena retained his title. The money in the bank for me was a toss up between Kennedy and Orton, although I would've loved for The Hardyz to dominate with either of them winning, but I knew it wouldn't happen. I would've also loved for Kane to narrowly go over Khali, but I figured it was unlikely they'd do anything to damage Khali as a monster heel (even if Kane is superior on practically every level). The only one I wasn't sure about (aside from the Womens title which no one gives a fuck about) was Benoit and MVP, and the only match where I was completely wrong in my prediction was The New Breed vs. the ECW Originals. I'm not sure wtf happened there because all I keep hearing is that management wants to bury anyone having anything to do with the old ECW as much as possible in their quest to make ECW the new Sunday Night Heat. But who knows. Maybe they're actually going to let ECW be ECW, or maybe putting RVD over is a strategic move to keep him from jumping to TNA while allowing them to continuing burying Sandman and Sabu until they get fired or quit without fucking up their current plans too much.

And of course, Umaga / McMahon vs. Lashley / Trump...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/matches/39161842/results/

I'm shocked, I seriously thought it would be Donald Trump to go bald... And monkeys would fly out my ass. The only surprise for me there was that Stone Cold didn't stunner Lashley along with everyone else.

Hope y'all were lucky enough to catch Wrestlemania live - I'm gonna have to wait a day or two for the torrent.

[Ty Vulpine]

All I hear from fans is "Wah, Cena won. Wah, Cena won." It gets on my nerves that they seem to think someone should not be allowed to have a title simply because said fan doesn't like that wrestler, and only that fan's opinion matters. Come on, people. Cena has had the belt for 6 months or so. Didn't JBL have the title for 9 months? And didn't Hulk Hogan have it for almost 4 YEARS?! And Hogan wrestled worse than Cena!

[Wolf-Bone]

I've never understood why the fans have such a hate-on for Cena after they loved him since the rapper gimmick, and his new gimmick isn't really all that different. Is it because he's actually favored by management? I know that's the main reason people disliked Triple H constantly having the title for months and losing it only to win it back a few weeks later, but that would've been annoying regardless of whether he was fucking Steph or not.

[Xanthe]

I almost started crying when I found out that HHH would not be back... Poor guy. It sucks going out that way.