"My girlfriend is very religious in bed. She keeps screaming 'Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!' I don't mind her screaming out his name, but the second I scream out a different name than hers she's straight in there to complain. Though in all fairness, it's probably not a good idea while in the middle of the vinegar strokes to shout "Jeremy Clarkson! Jeremy Clarkson! Jeremy Clarkson!"
at the top of my lungs." - http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dragoncomedian/