Comments on Profile Post by Vorelover467

  1. Jarren
    Jarren
    Grrrr?
    Oct 6, 2016
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  2. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    *hides and whimpers* plz don't hurt me.
    Oct 10, 2016
  3. Jarren
    Jarren
    You come into *my* territory and stark making a racket and expect me to be lenient? Give me one good reason.
    Oct 12, 2016
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  4. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    I just want to be your friend. If you think that is not a good reason then you can swallow me whole. *sighs*
    Oct 12, 2016
  5. Jarren
    Jarren
    As tempting as the offer of a free snack is...
    You shall be spared. Now run along, and do try not to get eaten by something hungrier than me.
    Oct 12, 2016
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  6. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    *walks up to you and licks you*
    Oct 12, 2016
  7. Jarren
    Jarren
    *cautiously scritches behind your ears*
    Oct 12, 2016
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  8. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    *wags tail*
    Oct 12, 2016
  9. Jarren
    Jarren
    Well then, come in. What kind of host would I be if I didn't at least invite you in. Do try not to get lost in the hoard, and should you try to pilfer anything, I'll know.
    Oct 12, 2016
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  10. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    How would I, I'm just a Chihuahua.
    Oct 12, 2016
  11. Jarren
    Jarren
    One can never be too careful with their valuables...
    Oct 12, 2016
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  12. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    True. *hops in your bed*
    Oct 12, 2016
  13. Jarren
    Jarren
    Augh! No dog hair on the furniture! Off, off, off! Shoo.
    Oct 13, 2016
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  14. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    *jumps off and whimpers*
    Oct 14, 2016
  15. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    I'm sorry for getting on furniture. *whimpers*
    Oct 17, 2016
  16. Jarren
    Jarren
    *grumbles*
    Find a chair or a bench and you may use that. Dog hair is a pain to get off of fabric and the bed is... well, let's just say that' for me and 'certain' other guests.
    (Sorry, I'd forgotten about this for a few days :P)
    Oct 17, 2016
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  17. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    (It's ok.)
    *jumps up on a leather chair* I don't shed that much, compared to other dogs.
    Oct 17, 2016
  18. Jarren
    Jarren
    Anyway, so long as you keep your paws to yourself and leave my belongings as you find them, you are welcome here. But I must ask, where did you come from? We are certainly a great distance from anywhere, and such long trips as it would take to reach this place aren't undertaken lightly. Unless you've been overcome with some mighty case of wanderlust.
    Oct 17, 2016
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  19. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    California, and don't worry, I won't mess with your belongings.
    Oct 17, 2016
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  20. Jarren
    Jarren
    Well then, I'm glad to hear it. You are a long way from home though. Crossing a whole continent can't have been easy, or fast, on such small legs.
    Oct 17, 2016
  21. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    I know. You know how you said that I would make a nice snack earlier?
    Oct 18, 2016
  22. Jarren
    Jarren
    *brow raises* Do you have some sort of death wish, small one?
    Oct 18, 2016
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  23. Vorelover467
    Vorelover467
    Kinda, not really. Just desire to sleep in a dragon's belly for the night. And you know I'm tasty.
    Oct 18, 2016