*hides and whimpers* plz don't hurt me.
You come into *my* territory and stark making a racket and expect me to be lenient? Give me one good reason.
I just want to be your friend. If you think that is not a good reason then you can swallow me whole. *sighs*
As tempting as the offer of a free snack is...
You shall be spared. Now run along, and do try not to get eaten by something hungrier than me.
*walks up to you and licks you*
*cautiously scritches behind your ears*
Well then, come in. What kind of host would I be if I didn't at least invite you in. Do try not to get lost in the hoard, and should you try to pilfer anything, I'll know.
How would I, I'm just a Chihuahua.
One can never be too careful with their valuables...
True. *hops in your bed*
Augh! No dog hair on the furniture! Off, off, off! Shoo.
*jumps off and whimpers*
I'm sorry for getting on furniture. *whimpers*
Find a chair or a bench and you may use that. Dog hair is a pain to get off of fabric and the bed is... well, let's just say that' for me and 'certain' other guests.
(Sorry, I'd forgotten about this for a few days :P)
*jumps up on a leather chair* I don't shed that much, compared to other dogs.
Anyway, so long as you keep your paws to yourself and leave my belongings as you find them, you are welcome here. But I must ask, where did you come from? We are certainly a great distance from anywhere, and such long trips as it would take to reach this place aren't undertaken lightly. Unless you've been overcome with some mighty case of wanderlust.
California, and don't worry, I won't mess with your belongings.
Well then, I'm glad to hear it. You are a long way from home though. Crossing a whole continent can't have been easy, or fast, on such small legs.
I know. You know how you said that I would make a nice snack earlier?
*brow raises* Do you have some sort of death wish, small one?
Kinda, not really. Just desire to sleep in a dragon's belly for the night. And you know I'm tasty.
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