Comments on Profile Post by Somnium

  1. EdgyMemeLord0
    Nov 3, 2016
  2. Somnium
    Somnium
    Is your dick big or not?
    Nov 3, 2016
  3. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Above medium.... but not a giant one....
    Why are you asking?
    Nov 3, 2016
  4. Somnium
    Somnium
    Because I want to ask for dick pics x3
    Nov 3, 2016
  5. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Sadly, no dick pics for you :3
    Nov 3, 2016
  6. Somnium
    Somnium
    What if I send you my butt pics?
    Nov 3, 2016
  7. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Then I had to tell you that I'm not interested because I am totally straight
    Nov 3, 2016
  8. Somnium
    Somnium
    oh boy you have no idea on what you're missing out! Even if you're a top, boys give much better blowjobs than girls!
    Nov 3, 2016
  9. Somnium
    Somnium
    bang bang?
    Nov 3, 2016
  10. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Totally :3
    Nov 3, 2016
  11. Somnium
    Somnium
    Will you top me?
    Nov 3, 2016
  12. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    If you want it...
    Nov 3, 2016
  13. Somnium
    Somnium
    yay! I love taking it in the butt!
    Nov 3, 2016
  14. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *inserts dick into Somnium* NoHomo my friend, NoHomo
    Nov 3, 2016
  15. Somnium
    Somnium
    mmm, push deeper!
    Nov 3, 2016
  16. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *pushes it deeper, making Somnium's anus bleed a little bit while still saying "NoHomo"*
    Nov 3, 2016
  17. Somnium
    Somnium
    oh yes! I like you being rough!
    Nov 3, 2016
  18. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *releases a giant load of cum into Somnium, only finding himself slowly turning gay*
    Nov 3, 2016
  19. Somnium
    Somnium
    *feels your throbbing cock* hehe wasn't that great, sunny? *pulls your dick out, some of the cum leaks out* messy x3
    Nov 3, 2016
  20. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *waits 'till his cock is hard again*
    *pushes his cock into Somnium's mouth*
    Now suck it clean
    Nov 3, 2016
  21. Somnium
    Somnium
    *sucks it like a candy cane, deepthroating it sometimes*
    Nov 3, 2016
  22. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *comes again, releasing an even bigger thrust of cum than before*
    *dick becomes knotted inside of Somnium's mouth, forcing him to breathe out of his nose*
    Nov 3, 2016
  23. Somnium
    Somnium
    *Somnium rolls his eyes when you knot him; having nothing better to do he starts fingering and rubbing himself and he breaths harder and harder*
    Nov 3, 2016
  24. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *notices Somnium is slowly suffocating, only able to pull his dick out in the last moment before Somnium became unconscious*
    Nov 3, 2016
  25. Somnium
    Somnium
    *As you pull out wolfy falls back on the ground and shoots his load on his chest fur; Wolfy is exhausted now*
    Nov 3, 2016
  26. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *lies down next to Somnium, cuddling him and starting to fall asleep in this position*

    10 Hours later........
    Nov 3, 2016
  27. Somnium
    Somnium
    *Somnium wakes up* What about a morning bj honey?
    Nov 3, 2016
  28. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *grabs Somnium's dick*
    Of course
    Nov 3, 2016
  29. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *starts sucking off Somnium*
    Nov 3, 2016
  30. Somnium
    Somnium
    oh yes keep sucking it, you're doing it great! Are you sure you're not gay though? You seem to be so natural at this!
    Nov 3, 2016
  31. Somnium
    Somnium
    We should webcam one day!
    Nov 3, 2016
  32. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *finishes sucking Somnium's dick*
    *goes home*
    *has an imaginary skype conversation with Somnium*
    Nov 4, 2016
  33. Somnium
    Somnium
    i can give you my skype if you want to
    Nov 4, 2016
  34. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    No.... :3
    Nov 4, 2016
  35. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Sorry for upsetting you but I don't relly feel like it.... :/
    Nov 4, 2016
  36. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    But we could continue the story ;3
    Nov 4, 2016
  37. Somnium
    Somnium
    but bruh you're not straight, you're gay as a fruitcake!
    Nov 4, 2016
  38. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *turns bisexual*
    Nov 4, 2016
  39. Somnium
    Somnium
    My story goes like this
    Straight -> mostly straight -> bisexual -> mostly gay -> full homo.
    You seem to be already mid way
    Nov 4, 2016
  40. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    Oh.... There's no way of turning back?
    Nov 4, 2016
  41. Somnium
    Somnium
    yep it's one way ticket only. Have you ever tried fingering yourself? Prostate massage is just so freaking amazing!
    Nov 4, 2016
  42. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    1. Who knows, maybe I just stay at the stage of being bisexual
    2. Well, you could massage my prostate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    3. Idk why some people are butthurt about the stuff you are posting, you seem like a really nice person....
    Nov 4, 2016
  43. Somnium
    Somnium
    Oh thank you! Visit me and I'll give you the best massage ever!
    Nov 4, 2016
  44. EdgyMemeLord0
    EdgyMemeLord0
    *pretends to visit Somnium even if not knowing where he is, or if he is even real*
    Nov 4, 2016