Is your dick big or not?
Above medium.... but not a giant one....
Why are you asking?
Because I want to ask for dick pics x3
Sadly, no dick pics for you :3
What if I send you my butt pics?
Then I had to tell you that I'm not interested because I am totally straight
oh boy you have no idea on what you're missing out! Even if you're a top, boys give much better blowjobs than girls!
Will you top me?
If you want it...
yay! I love taking it in the butt!
*inserts dick into Somnium* NoHomo my friend, NoHomo
mmm, push deeper!
*pushes it deeper, making Somnium's anus bleed a little bit while still saying "NoHomo"*
oh yes! I like you being rough!
*releases a giant load of cum into Somnium, only finding himself slowly turning gay*
*feels your throbbing cock* hehe wasn't that great, sunny? *pulls your dick out, some of the cum leaks out* messy x3
*waits 'till his cock is hard again*
*pushes his cock into Somnium's mouth*
Now suck it clean
*sucks it like a candy cane, deepthroating it sometimes*
*comes again, releasing an even bigger thrust of cum than before*
*dick becomes knotted inside of Somnium's mouth, forcing him to breathe out of his nose*
*Somnium rolls his eyes when you knot him; having nothing better to do he starts fingering and rubbing himself and he breaths harder and harder*
*notices Somnium is slowly suffocating, only able to pull his dick out in the last moment before Somnium became unconscious*
*As you pull out wolfy falls back on the ground and shoots his load on his chest fur; Wolfy is exhausted now*
*lies down next to Somnium, cuddling him and starting to fall asleep in this position*
10 Hours later........
*Somnium wakes up* What about a morning bj honey?
*grabs Somnium's dick*
*starts sucking off Somnium*
oh yes keep sucking it, you're doing it great! Are you sure you're not gay though? You seem to be so natural at this!
We should webcam one day!
*finishes sucking Somnium's dick*
*has an imaginary skype conversation with Somnium*
i can give you my skype if you want to
Sorry for upsetting you but I don't relly feel like it.... :/
But we could continue the story ;3
but bruh you're not straight, you're gay as a fruitcake!
My story goes like this
Straight -> mostly straight -> bisexual -> mostly gay -> full homo.
You seem to be already mid way
Oh.... There's no way of turning back?
yep it's one way ticket only. Have you ever tried fingering yourself? Prostate massage is just so freaking amazing!
1. Who knows, maybe I just stay at the stage of being bisexual
2. Well, you could massage my prostate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. Idk why some people are butthurt about the stuff you are posting, you seem like a really nice person....
Oh thank you! Visit me and I'll give you the best massage ever!
*pretends to visit Somnium even if not knowing where he is, or if he is even real*
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