You're shaving your legs? I can help you with that!
I was talking about cutting myself... but okay...
Why would you do that? Doesn't it hurt?
Well, you get used to it after a while
Do drugs instead, they feel great at least
Which ones do you prefer?
Alcohol. Opioids are great also. Not sure which ones are sold otc in your country though.
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