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Last Sunday, I got stuck behind someone buying a whole cart worth of groceries, while I only had my five or six items. The most frustrating part was after everything was scanned & bagged, she pulls...

I think the liquids ban at the airport is a conspiracy to get me to buy expensive soda inside the terminal. Seriously, there is no good reason why I can't bring sealed cans of Coke into an airport...

One thing that I REALLY hate is that, in America, you cannot simply be a "car guy" i.e., a lover of ALL cars. Ohhhhhhhh, no. In America, you pick one brand of car AND YOU STICK WITH IT! God forbid...

Gas or diesel? Diesel, yes, straight pipes, but gas engines on straight pipes sound like exaggerated farts =P

Love the sound of a big-rig diesel. My favorite gas engines are probably the International Scout II's.

Jesus Christ, man, I'm trying to eat here!

=O I never thought of that; that's a great idea for a forge!

Royal Oak lump is my go-to when I don't feel like building a fire and letting it die down, but I can't find it anywhere in Missoula, so I had to go with good ol' Kingsford.

The day a 3D PICTURE can machine steel to a precision of 1/millionth of an inch is not only the day I'll eat my hat, I'll eat my steel-toed boots as well. Seriously, how do you make a connection like...

So, this recent weekend brought some of the nicest weather we've seen in a long time, which means all my neighbors have been driving me up the wall by grilling animal flesh. Yesterday evening, I just...

Vanity plates that can't be figured out. Earlier, I saw one that said "T&R TOY". ...What is this plate trying to say? Is 'T&R' an acronym for something? Does it say "Tandr Toy"? WHY SPEND THE EXTRA...

It's great for prank calls!

Redid it; don't know what I screwed up earlier, since when I tried to edit, it wouldn't give me the full text; just the broken link.

I don't feel like making a long-winded, on-topic post, so I'll just post this:



George likes spicy chicken. GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!

The Patriots do suck =P Go Iggles!

And I agree with the Miracle Whip; that stuff is the nastiest condiment ever created, but the bleu cheese dressing? No, that's the ONLY thing to put on wings.

*Throws a cheeseburger with no ketchup at you!

I sleep with my red fox plushie that my mom bought for me at FAO Schwartz, when she took me to NYC for my 18th birthday. The only nights I haven't slept with him since then are when the stupid...

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse,
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! =P

That he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag without cue-cards?

This so much; they're a real pain in the ass to clean. Either they constantly flush, and take all your cleaner with it, or they decide to flush while you're kneeling down scrubbing underneath, and...

...Because all cops are honest, and are actually trying to keep people safe.

http://www.speedtrap.org/city/1967/Lawtey

http://www.speedtrap.org/city/2176/Waldo

^The police in those two...

Reminds me of when I first moved in with my dad; he had a quart of milk in the fridge that had been in there so long, it had separated into three different layers...

Christine =3

While I agree with you to an extent, I think the hand-control that artists have is a real gift. Me, I can keep my hand steady while welding, but put a pen or pencil in it, and I have some of the...

I don't really have any horror stories; this is my first time renting a place, and the house itself is nice, reasonably priced, and the landlord is a nice guy. BUT he could've told me that I didn't...