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Yup. You haven't lived until two of your friends have done it in the back seat of your car.
Speaking from experience here.

I see you haven't been here long. We'll fix that soon enough. >:3

I'm gonna drop mine again for like the 5th time because the damn setup keeps changing.

-Corsair Vengeance C70
-Asus M5A87
-AMD Phenom II X6 1045T OC'd to 3.06GHz
-Corsair XMS3 16GB DDR3-1333...

Way back when I posted in here with the "lol idk" option, citing gender problems and whether liking women made me straight or lesbian.
8 months of utzing later, I've concluded I'm a tier-6 lesbian.

I rescind my previous statement. Fuck facial hair. Fuck it in the ass with a big rubber dick, then break it off and beat it over the head with it.
If you can't tell, I'm having facial hair problems....

Oh but there is. One time I had to go there and get a money order. I can't remember what month or what time of day it was, but I literally parked, went inside to no line, paid, and was out in two...

I think it's a tossup between the programmable fuel injection computer I have in my desk and the 1930's Italian accordion that sits near my bookcase.
Either that, or the fact that my room is...

"Operating system not found."
I have an electromagnet mounted below the hard drive connected to a heart monitor. If I die, it dies. :V

In truth, the usual roundup of miscellaneous documents,...

I've said that when I move out, I'm going to get a Papillon. They're just such adorable little dogs, although I have heard they suffer from small (read: yappy) dog syndrome.

I once tried to fix a rust hole in the muffler of a 93 Mercedes wagon we bought with this stuff. Worked pretty well until two of the three ignition coil burned out and it blew it out. Now the car has...

I've tried to comprehend it in the past. The most I've ever managed to figure out is that some cars look good dumped and some don't.

I've got my trusty old 1990 Benz 300SE. It's not fast, it's not flashy, and it's pretty tired in some respects, but I love the old nazi sled. And it's only a couple hundred miles from 290,000 miles....

I've got an affinity for the color black. No, I'm not one of those emo/goth people, I just find it a very classy and infinitely timeless color. My car is black, several of my computers are black, my...

http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt104/Chsmadden/mitzi.jpg
Dammit Mitzi, why do you have to be so attractive.

I have absolutely no respect for people who self-diagnose themselves with Aspergers. Reading the Wikipedia page doesn't make you an expert on it. I bet if you took each of those people into...

A beef and rice "stew" kind of dish I found in Julia Child's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking." I had to do a culture project in freshman French class, and one of the options was to make a French...

Someone out here died when the SUV they were in drifted off the road, hit a police cruiser, and then overturned. Apparently three people were thrown from the car. It really does seem to bring out the...

And also high-amperage. I swear that guy had more amps than can serve an entire block in my town in one room. He also has some pretty cool normal-voltage stuff, like how he gets his electricity on...

If I remember correctly, the old 302 and 351s were overhead valve, so they had an extremely short timing chain that doesn't stretch much at all even when it's completely worn out. Unless you meant...

I don't think I've ever had a dream set in the same place twice. However, I don't really "dream" much (by which I mean the part you remember when waking up), usually it's just fragments. Usually I'm...

I used to hate the dark (what kid doesn't?), going over bridges, heights, spiders, and basically anything creepy crawly.

Now, I love the dark, I have trouble sleeping if there's even a little...

-Taking stuff apart. I've taken apart computers I have sitting around solely because I was bored and "they needed cleaning." Also anything dead that remotely interests me has to pass my screwdriver...

Well, I usually spend Christmas eve/day with my extended family (cousins and grandparents). After that, my parents friends allowed me and my friends use of their cabin up in the Sierra Nevada, so we...

I approve of this sentiment. Need to know something? More than you ever wanted to know about any topic in <30s flat. At this point I probably know more about 1980s Mercedes Benzes than the...

I remember that one. Steve Martin was wonderful. Another good one along those lines (kind of) is It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.