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And the "like for X, Share for Y, Comment for Z" stuff.

There is a Poll function *gasp* USE IT.

Who wants to bet that I'll log into Facebook right now and this is the first thing I'll see?

One place I lived, it wasn't the time it took to get to the scene, it was how many cops were there.

The neighbors were drunk and something happened. Two people, 6 cops.

So wait... Based on this. If you were to graph my confidence and test scores over my life it would look like the stock market? What is going on with these people?

Confidence: Continually falling
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Colorado is on fire. I can see the smoke from my house.



I came prepared. :3

I was wondering what kind of foods have a long shelf life.

I already know about Tactical Canned Bacon, it lasts over 10 years.

I got a wildfire pretty close to me. It'd have to burn down half of the city of to reach me though.

When I lived at this apartment building my power would got out for just long enough that I'd...

The only times I've been in the hospital for myself were for heart surgery and when I fractured my leg. As far as I know, I never got blessed by a priest.

When I went to the hospital for another...

I can't talk on phones; you'd have to pry information out of me. Much like an interogation.

SOMEBODY GET ME A BUCKET OF POPCORN! This is the funniest thing I've seen in days.

I feel like an asshole now, the only time anything bad ever happens to me is at school when I got picked on or when one of my grades drops.
Anyway, I sympathize with the "if I do this wrong...

Dibs on Heavy Equipment Operator!

That's the easy part, once I got to law of sines and cosines, my brain died.

Trigonometry; probably the hardest thing I've done so far. Screw you triangles.


One of my teachers said that if I tried hard enough I probably could get a Partial Scholarship to the Colorado...

I'd rather keep my house.



There not that bad, until you start itching like crazy.

Awww, look how cute the bedbug is... DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

I thought I was rid of these little pests a long time ago. They are back again. I know how to kill them but first I need to know I fI...

Most entertaining thing I've read in a week. Thank you FAF, for making my life this much brighter.

I don't see anything wrong with the way people From Colorado drive. Of course I'm from Colorado.....

I tend to think while I read, not when I finish.

I don't see how anybody would want to be electrocuted... I admit at first glance of the title I thought you were raving about getting the death sentence.

Your dad seems like an asshole. Lucky for me my dad doesn't care what I do as long as it makes me happy and isn't illegal or dangerous to my health.

Tried very hard, still can't overcome my fear of ordering Domino's Pizza on the phone.

I took this class at the high school I went to called (Realizing Empowered Achieving Lifestyles) REAL. The textbook had a bunch of communication skills in it, such as the "I Feel" statement and...

A server I had one time messed up our order. He took responsibility of his mistake and gave us a free desert. So we tipped him $45; at Chili's.