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Conjure up a supernatural army thing, and solve most of the world's problems (as I perceive them, of course).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5JmE-bdtc
Failing that,...

The Covenant Carbine in Halo 2 and 3.

I'd love to turn it around on one of these people with something to the effect of "What do you bring to the table by being black (e.g.)?"

I hate how the machine in the redemption center at the liquor store I use most won't accept Java Monster cans, but is fine with any other Monster.

I usually consider something a 'monster' in fiction if it meets certain requirements of physical and character traits, usually one of two things:
-Disturbingly unusual variants of mundane creatures...

Repost them to my page, directing favorites to the original artist. Even though I'm trying to do the artist a favor, people ignore it and favorite my post instead.

He has no backstory so I can cast him in any role I see fit without having to alter him.

Having a sore neck that I always feel like cracking.

Incredibly stupid, but I can't help but to laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4

Having a job again.

Sonar Ping

Nonhuman animals and mentally subnormal humans being treated entirely differently for the same reasons.

I watched it, but found no dogs.

They meet all of the requirements for classification under kingdom Animalia

Being informed on your 7th day on your new job that management wants to give your spergish coworker's Sunday hours to you because of his questionable work ethic and tendency to freak out under...

And the foremost cause of these problems is the influence of primitive ideologies (creationism, etc.) on modern thought.


As for myself, I see the human species as an exceptionally talented...

I've always had foxes on the brain.

I have a big orange kitty for that. Aside from the occasional clawing it's nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBmueYJ0VhA

Anyone who's seen small children throw severe, destructive tantrums in public is already an expert on Objectivism.

The overuse of the word 'hero' when referring to soldiers is just as annoying.

Ignore them.

"You should've been aborted the day you were conceived. Now you will be popped like a pimple on my ass."

Nobody mentioned that 'Ayn Rand' (the assumed name of Alisa Rosenbaum) was technically an illegal immigrant, and definitely a drug addict. Despite all her 'genius', she died alone and poor under the...

Too many pets. 2 dogs, 2 rabbits, 4 cats, 4 horses, 80 fish outside, 10 or so inside.