Darth Vader

Mojotaian · 11-03-2009, 05:41 AM

Ok, it was hallowe'en... even though we don't celebrate it here, but anyways. And I decided to hire out a Darth Vader costume... best decision I've EVER made! Because there were so many events that I tied to it!

1. On the beach with a friend when these kids yell out "Darth Vader!" We put on a little lightsaber show for them, and when we finished up, I pretended to stab him in the side of his stomach.. as soon as he whispered "kick me". Being at such close quarters, I had to make do with my knee and drove it right into his crotch... that killed him alright and he wasn't very happy with it afterwards... After his "unfortunate death," I could hear the kids scream "HE KILLED HIM, HE KILLED HIM!!!!" So cute!

2. Deciding to pull a little stunt for... whoever... I decided that I would walk into my local supermarket dressed as Darth. I'd asked my boss beforehand and he loved the idea. So we went ahead with it despite confidence issues. Grabbed a few good photos of Darth Vader examining some lolly packets and grabbing a bottle of coke for a party the next day. My boss wandered past and exclaimed "Hey, Darth!" We got a few photo's of something that resembles Mr. Burns' "Ketchup, Ketsup" skit. At the checkout, the checkout guy finished the order and made a grunting noise, I couldn't hear very well, so I exclaimed "Excellent, The Emperor will be pleased!" When my friend then told me that the machine had fucked up... I hung my head in shame...

3. There was a Timewarp record attempt in our local area, so guess what... I went as Darth Vader... I was one of the most enthusiastic dancers there! There were three types of people there, in general, there were people who dressed up, people who didn't dress up, and then there was Darth Vader...
As a result of the costuming, I was singled out from the crowd after the dance. "Looks like Darth Vader was having a lot of fun", Got to meet the organisers of the record attempt, got on WIN news, even though just for a few seconds ("Even Darth Vader joined in!"). Afterwards, countless photos with kids, adults, and teenagers (especially the ladies ;D) ensued, I was told by a mother that I was passing by and her son wanted a photo, he missed that opportunity and nearly cried, but gladly got his photo. BEST PART OF THE COSTUME!!!

4. Went to a Hallowe'en party at a friends place and danced really quickly and idiotically as Darth. It was full of lols and I'm yet to get the videoclip.

For those wanting to see a youtube video of the timewarp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLdL.....layer_embedded

Best $45 I've ever spent!

LizardKing · 11-03-2009, 05:50 AM

Cool story bro

ArrLeashen · 11-03-2009, 09:11 AM

You are really kewl to do all those but....
I think Darth Vader is kinda retarted/OLD nowdays.
But who cares bout' that?

Sinjo · 11-03-2009, 10:00 AM

This should be in Rants/Raves.

Shark_the_raptor · 11-03-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrLeashen

You are really kewl to do all those but....
I think Darth Vader is kinda retarted/OLD nowdays.
But who cares bout' that?

You make Vader sad.

That's pretty cool, OP.

SailorYue · 11-03-2009, 02:46 PM

i cant watch it :<

ArrLeashen · 11-03-2009, 03:03 PM

Dart Waiter.

DarkNoctus · 11-03-2009, 03:13 PM

ok

Telnac · 11-03-2009, 03:37 PM

Hey, Darth Vader never gets old.

GummyBear · 11-03-2009, 03:45 PM

That sounds fun. I would have gone as Boba or Jango, tho.

TheNewfie · 11-03-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GummyBear

That sounds fun. I would have gone as Boba or Jango, tho.

I find your lack of faith disturbing "force choke" >=]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4T7_XI7WM

who didn't see that coming?

Shark_the_raptor · 11-03-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrLeashen

Dart Waiter.

Puke Skywasher.

Kittiara · 11-03-2009, 07:15 PM

Why do you spell "Halloween" with an apostrophe?

SailorYue · 11-03-2009, 07:40 PM

cuz its from the original spelling of Halloween: All Hallow's Eve

Mojotaian · 11-04-2009, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrLeashen

You are really kewl to do all those but....
I think Darth Vader is kinda retarted/OLD nowdays.
But who cares bout' that?

Kid... Darth Vader NEVER gets old! Until he died because his body couldn't cope... but he LIVES on in the hearts and costumes of those who love him!

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Originally Posted by SailorYue

i cant watch it :<

Your not missing too much so dw...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telnac

Hey, Darth Vader never gets old.

I concur!

ArrLeashen · 11-04-2009, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojotaian

Kid... Darth Vader NEVER gets old! Until he died because his body couldn't cope... but he LIVES on in the hearts and costumes of those who love him!

Your not missing too much so dw...

I concur!

TRUE

11-03-2009, 09:11 AM	#3
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Sinjo Jerkface You Have Taken the Lead Gender: Male Location: Georgetown Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 645	Re: Darth Vader This should be in Rants/Raves.

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SailorYue im His kitty cat You Have Taken the Lead Gender: Female Species: kitten Location: Colorado Springs Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 927	Re: Darth Vader i cant watch it :< __________________ Love has no gender. Love has no age. Love has no species. Love just IS. You cant help who your heart chooses for you to fall in love with. so dont fight it; you'll just end up hurt.

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11-03-2009, 03:37 PM	#9
Telnac Forum Legend Gender: Male Species: Dragon, android Location: Wisconsin, USA... soon to be Phoenix, AZ, USA Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,144	Re: Darth Vader Hey, Darth Vader never gets old. __________________ Fundamentalist Heretic It should be noted that while flame harms one kind of troll, it feeds the other. I'll let you guess which is which. -- Tycho The Itinerant

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GummyBear candy coated misery Forum Legend Gender: Female Species: Saber Tooth Tiger/ Dire Wolf Location: On a boat in Arkansas Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,113	Re: Darth Vader That sounds fun. I would have gone as Boba or Jango, tho. __________________ My Gallery Feed Me!

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11-03-2009, 07:40 PM	#14
SailorYue im His kitty cat You Have Taken the Lead Gender: Female Species: kitten Location: Colorado Springs Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 927	Re: Darth Vader cuz its from the original spelling of Halloween: All Hallow's Eve __________________ Love has no gender. Love has no age. Love has no species. Love just IS. You cant help who your heart chooses for you to fall in love with. so dont fight it; you'll just end up hurt.

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