Unexpected sexual acts - Page 5

RandyDarkshade · 11-02-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

He watched for 75 minutes?! That's slightly disturbing.

And here's a whole collection of weird sex stories: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/...mating-habits/

I would appreciate it if you would make threads that DON"T involve animal sex in some perverted way. Yeesh dude, is this stuff ALL you ever think about?

Steel_Wolf · 11-02-2009, 02:32 PM

I’m going to quote a Canadian scientist "There is no such thing as a unnatural sex act" because if they can do it, it was going to happen naturally. But that is fuckin weird…. Furries influence on animals.

Tycho · 11-02-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Steel_Wolf

I’m going to quote a Canadian scientist "There is no such thing as a unnatural sex act" because if they can do it, it was going to happen naturally. But that is fuckin weird…. Furries influence on animals.

Furries didn't influence animals.

Also, that was either Kinsey or Freud that made that quote. Was Kinsey a Canuck?

Rigor Sardonicus · 11-02-2009, 02:55 PM

^ Well, Freud sure wasn't :V

To be fair, animals have been around much longer than furries, darling.

dracodinas · 11-02-2009, 03:02 PM

xD

Tycho · 11-02-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dracodinas

xD

awesome first post bro

LizardKing · 11-03-2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyDarkshade

I would appreciate it if you would make threads that DON"T involve animal sex in some perverted way. Yeesh dude, is this stuff ALL you ever think about?

Yes.

I mean that.

Rakuen Growlithe · 11-03-2009, 12:49 PM

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I would appreciate it if you would make threads that DON"T involve animal sex in some perverted way. Yeesh dude, is this stuff ALL you ever think about?

Um... One out of fourteen threads? Two, if you count the one lost in the server crash. I'm not sure where you got all these other threads from, perhaps you need to stop thinking about it.

David M. Awesome · 11-03-2009, 01:55 PM

Banana slugs

**Corto** · 11-03-2009, 02:16 PM

Randy and Rakuen, both of you shut up.

Origamigryphon · 11-03-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

He watched for 75 minutes?! That's slightly disturbing.

He's in the field of science. That's what they do; observe and study.

One of the things I learned after a lifetime of watching Discovery Channel is that the male elephant has to use his wang to push aside a flap of skin to get into the female. Whee.

Rigor Sardonicus · 11-03-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

I've posted twelve or thirteen threads about things we all seem to agree on. But you fuck one dog...

There, I made it funny for you :3

RandyDarkshade · 11-03-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

Um... One out of fourteen threads? Two, if you count the one lost in the server crash. I'm not sure where you got all these other threads from, perhaps you need to stop thinking about it.

For some reason I thought it was more than that. My apologies Rakuen.

I know Corto said shut up, but I only felt it was right to apologize.

Lukar · 11-03-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Origamigryphon

He's in the field of science. That's what they do; observe and study.

One of the things I learned after a lifetime of watching Discovery Channel is that the male elephant has to use his wang to push aside a flap of skin to get into the female. Whee.

That's kinda gross.

Roose Hurro · 11-03-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lukar

That's kinda gross.

Why?

Rakuen Growlithe · 11-04-2009, 12:40 PM

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There, I made it funny for you :3

Yeah, something like that

People seem to fixate on one thing I say and often ignore my whole point. I posted this one essay on a forum which said everything we do was human-centred and I included one sentence that said that no one ever tries to give plants rights and the next 5 pages of thread was all directed at that one sentence...

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He's in the field of science. That's what they do; observe and study.

I know, I also do science. But 75 mins of watching homosexual, duck necrophilia.... Either he's really dedicated to watch that for so long or...

RandyDarkshade · 11-04-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

Yeah, something like that

People seem to fixate on one thing I say and often ignore my whole point. I posted this one essay on a forum which said everything we do was human-centred and I included one sentence that said that no one ever tries to give plants rights and the next 5 pages of thread was all directed at that one sentence...

I know, I also do science. But 75 mins of watching homosexual, duck necrophilia.... Either he's really dedicated to watch that for so long or...

I have come to one conclusion from this thread.

Animals are as fucked up as humans XD

That, and a few weeks ago I was round my moms and her dog tried to hump the cat. What makes that even freakier is the cat was male, the dog is female. O.o

Scribbles_Ayashi · 11-04-2009, 02:21 PM

*sigh*, it's sad how we try so hard to distance ourselves from the yiffers, and this comes up.

RandyDarkshade · 11-04-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Scribbles_Ayashi

*sigh*, it's sad how we try so hard to distance ourselves from the yiffers, and this comes up.

This thread is not about yiffers. It is about what animals REAL animals get upto.

Scribbles_Ayashi · 11-04-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RandyDarkshade

This thread is not about yiffers. It is about what animals REAL animals get upto.

Yeah, Im aware of that. But I mean, on a furry website, of all things?!

Rigor Sardonicus · 11-04-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scribbles_Ayashi

Yeah, Im aware of that. But I mean, on a furry website, of all things?!

If not here, then where? :V

Rakuen Growlithe · 11-05-2009, 01:05 PM

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*sigh*, it's sad how we try so hard to distance ourselves from the yiffers, and this comes up.

Who tries to distance themselves from the yiffers? This site has a large focus on yiff, the main FA site anyway.

The ironic part is that if this were a topic on a non-furry board people would enjoy it and happily laugh and point out things but if you put it on a furry board people worry that they'll be see as weird. :/ Did you not notice that there have been a couple of links to 'normal' sites where this topic has also come up.

David M. Awesome · 11-05-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakuen Growlithe

Who tries to distance themselves from the yiffers? This site has a large focus on yiff, the main FA site anyway.

A lot of us on the forum, actually.

Jashwa · 11-05-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by David M. Awesome

A lot of us on the forum, actually.

Everyone knows we're not real furries, just trolls.

David M. Awesome · 11-05-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jashwa

Everyone knows we're not real furries, just trolls.

But Aden posts here D:

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