[Corto]

Man I hate those fucking prudes. They don't understand the perfectly natural love a man can feel for a tree.

What was this thread about again?

[Mojotaian]

^^^ I don't know, all I'm gathering is that I need to jack off more... Once a day isn't enough anymore...

Originally Posted by LizardKing

The number of times I masturbate is proportional to how bored I am and inversely proportional to how many other people are in the house

This... If people weren't around all the FUCKING time!!!

Originally Posted by SugarMental

There's actually still people like that? :<
It amazes me why these people get into relationships if they sit there and bitch about things that are so stupid and pointless.
The same with people who whine about their husbands being addicted to porn, when
really, they just don't feel like waiting for their wives to stop being manipulative bitches long enough to have sex.

In the perfect situation (No interruptions), I'd be having sex 3 times a day at least. :>

Don't want to be sexist, but seeing as you're a female saying that... isn't that saying something? Cuz you can't say that it's a guy having a bitchrant because you're not a guy... so... does that make sense?

[Fluory]

There are still people like this? I thought they all died. Even my grandma likes to leave suggestive hints about how much she and grandpa are doing it.

If this was true I'd need to go to an asylum. I really would. I think I'm incurably sexually active.

[Harebelle]

Originally Posted by Fluory

Even my grandma likes to leave suggestive hints about how much she and grandpa are doing it.

...

My grandma is overweight and comes out with things that she thinks are funny.

[SnowFox]

Be a gentle bear and give grannies gash a moisten with that cream.

[blackfuredfox]

i really dont get why people make a big deal over sex. i mean why should anyone care how often you jerk it, or how often you fuck?

[Whitenoise]

Originally Posted by Fluory

There are still people like this? I thought they all died. Even my grandma likes to leave suggestive hints about how much she and grandpa are doing it.

D:

Originally Posted by Harebelle

...

My grandma is overweight and comes out with things that she thinks are funny.

DX

Originally Posted by SnowFox

Be a gentle bear and give grannies gash a moisten with that cream.

:3 .

[Harebelle]

Originally Posted by blackfuredfox

i really dont get why people make a big deal over sex. i mean why should anyone care how often you jerk it, or how often you fuck?

You clearly are one of the few people outside the grasp of magazines and media that wants you to break into a giggling frenzy at any mention of "SEX, teehee!"

[blackfuredfox]

Originally Posted by Harebelle

You clearly are one of the few people outside the grasp of magazines and media that wants you to break into a giggling frenzy at any mention of "SEX, teehee!"

i mean, i could live with out sex, i really dont get why its funny, do you know?

[Harebelle]

Originally Posted by blackfuredfox

i mean, i could live with out sex, i really dont get why its funny, do you know?

Yeah same, though I'm a /v/irgin and my opinion is biased all that.
It's not hilariously funny, some jokes can be, but they're all essentially the same.

[blackfuredfox]

Originally Posted by Harebelle

Yeah same, though I'm a /v/irgin and my opinion is biased all that.
It's not hilariously funny, some jokes can be, but they're all essentially the same.

i had to go there for a bit, but yeah im a virgin too, probably one of the few at my school, and i can honestly say, i dont care about sex. i care more about the person than anything. though im not sure what is more annoying, the people who laugh all the time about sex, or the ones that think it is just pure evil unless you make a baby in the process.

[SugarMental]

Originally Posted by Mojotaian

Don't want to be sexist, but seeing as you're a female saying that... isn't that saying something? Cuz you can't say that it's a guy having a bitchrant because you're not a guy... so... does that make sense?

Huh? :< I don't understand what you're saying..

I didn't say anything about guys bitching.
Only females being bitches. >> There's a lot of chicks that will
only have sex once a week, or less.. and they usually treat sex
like it's not important, yet complain that their husbands/boyfriends
are addicted to porn or masturbation, or freak out when they look
at other females. :< In my opinion, that's just retarded. Since it's
basically their fault their partners do those things in the first place.

[MissMayhem]

sex is like poop. messy, smelly, yet funny

[Aden]

Originally Posted by MissMayhem

sex is like poop. messy, smelly, yet funny

Man, you people really need to learn to use soap.

[AzurePhoenix]

Originally Posted by Aden

Man, you people really need to learn to use soap.

Yeah, I'm not sure what kind of sex they're having over there, but I know I don't want any of it.

[MissMayhem]

Originally Posted by AzurePhoenix

Yeah, I'm not sure what kind of sex they're having over there, but I know I don't want any of it.

just normal, run of the mill fooling around that leaves the room smelling like sweat, stale jizz, and lube >.>

[webkilla]

well it was an old religious viewpoint that sex was a nasty sinful thing and should only be done for procreation...

but evolution made sex pleasurable so ppl would do it more and 'win' by numbers - if you out-populate the opposition, you win.

but hey, its all good - although if i was faced with a person making claims that one should not have sex very often, i'd ask if they were raped or abused when they were young... because, well, its gotta come from somewhere

[ramsay_baggins]

Originally Posted by SugarMental

Huh? :< I don't understand what you're saying..

I didn't say anything about guys bitching.
Only females being bitches. >> There's a lot of chicks that will
only have sex once a week, or less.. and they usually treat sex
like it's not important, yet complain that their husbands/boyfriends
are addicted to porn or masturbation, or freak out when they look
at other females. :< In my opinion, that's just retarded. Since it's
basically their fault their partners do those things in the first place.

Actually, not true.
I know men who have willing girlfriends/wives and they still choose porn/wanking over them, or do it anyway on top of the sex they are getting. They look at other women, they mentally undress everyone they see because of their obsession with sex. They don't really seem to care about their partners, more about just getting an orgasm at the end of it.
Also, people have to realise they have different sex drives from each other, it's part of adjusting into a relationship. Just because a woman only wants to have sex once a week does NOT give their partner license to look at other women or become addicted to porn/wanking. They both need to adjust to each other.


Also, hey Webkilla, haven't seen you on here for ages...

[Kit H. Ruppell]

More than once? How about 16 times? That happened once!

[Xx WoLF]

Originally Posted by Term_the_Schmuck

OP's in denial that they're sexually dependent.

I agree with you, heh.

[MissMayhem]

Originally Posted by Ricky

There are "sexaholics anonymous" meetings for people who claim to be addicted to sex... There's actually one right by my place. I've always wondered how many people go to those simply to try and get laid.

great, you gave my mate ideas.

[Zeke Shadowfyre]

When I get raunchy, I read, draw or spam.

[Whitenoise]

Originally Posted by Zeke Shadowfyre

When I get raunchy, I read, draw or spam.

Spam :V ?

[Exunod]

This kind of logic is often applied to any addiction, and for good reason: Addicted people will often use this argument to excuse their behavior.

"I'm not an alcoholic, I just like drinking a lot." etc.

[The-Real-Syko]

So, if I'm yanking it right now and it's 2pm, does that mean I'm sexually dependent? :P