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Old 11-06-2009, 03:20 PM   #151
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Yes, but get enough of 'em together in a hotel, and...
They become virgins no more and loose 20lbs through sweating in fursuits.
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:57 PM   #152
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This thread makes me smile, thanks guys.
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:32 PM   #153
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They become virgins no more and loose 20lbs through sweating in fursuits.
I lost my virginity to another furry :3

Not in a hotel, nor in a fursuit...
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:59 PM   #154
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This thread makes me smile, thanks guys.
Of course it does; the recent discussion involves you fellating Xaerun.

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I lost my virginity to another furry :3

Not in a hotel, nor in a fursuit...
Super cool story, bro.
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Rigor, like, fucking eats them. That's her food.
20 days since my last infraction.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:04 PM   #155
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I lost my virginity to another furry :3

Not in a hotel, nor in a fursuit...
That's good.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:48 PM   #156
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That's good.
lol The thought of a hotel room full of horny furries sounds good right about now though :3
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:50 PM   #157
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lol The thought of a hotel room full of horny furries sounds good right about now though :3
Not to me it doesn't.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:54 PM   #158
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Not to me it doesn't.
You aren't required to show up lol.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:00 PM   #159
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lol The thought of a hotel room full of horny furries sounds good right about now though :3
You clearly have no standards.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:35 PM   #160
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Not in a hotel, nor in a fursuit...
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:03 PM   #161
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You're welcome.
Oh jeez.

Say it ain't so, David.
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I mean I know I have anger issues but I think you have that and maybe some more
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:17 PM   #162
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Oh jeez.

Say it ain't so, David.
It ain't so. u_u

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Old 11-07-2009, 08:07 PM   #163
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