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    Default Mini rants for everyone!

    This is a thread to post mundane/dumb/not threadworthy rants.

    There are some things I really hate. Tissue paper. My mp3 player freezing up. My pokewalker not accepting any other form of movement other than an actual fucking step.

    What little things tick you right the hell off? >:c

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    My kid at the moment- WONT START BUT FUCKING THE SHUT UP
    /fumes

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaurdammit View Post
    My kid at the moment- WONT START BUT FUCKING THE SHUT UP
    /fumes
    What are they goin' on about? When I babysat for a friend her kids (all boys, 2, 4 and 7 at the time) would just talk and talk and talk about transformers, spiderman, and trains.
    Also the 7 year old wanted to be called Optimus Prime.

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    I'm shy and quiet around new people, and it's preventing me from getting a job.


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    Why do you hate tissue paper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jashwa View Post
    Why do you hate tissue paper?
    THE TEXTURE, AAAGHGFDHRSBV

    Seriously, it drives me mad. That's my nails on a chalkboard.

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    theyre filming a movie on my street
    they took our flowers out and replaced them with ugly plastic replicas

    everything is ugly
    also its a pain in the dick parking my car
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    Patrons refuse to read instructions when filing out forms, My redneck neighbors like to shoot their guns at 3 am in the morning, and finding a naked bum in the bushes outside of work....again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeke Shadowfyre View Post
    ....again.
    Zeke what the hell is wrong with wherever you live

    masturbating to books, piss buckets, naked bums

    are you in atlanta or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skift View Post
    Zeke what the hell is wrong with wherever you live

    masturbating to books, piss buckets, naked bums

    are you in atlanta or what?
    Nope, Virginia.
    There must be something in the water. :V
    But I called the police this morning, and my co-workers had a laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skift View Post
    THE TEXTURE, AAAGHGFDHRSBV

    Seriously, it drives me mad. That's my nails on a chalkboard.
    But they're so silky soft and smooth~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeke Shadowfyre View Post
    Nope, Virginia.
    There must be something in the water. :V
    But I called the police this morning, and my co-workers had a laugh.
    fook da souf
    Quote Originally Posted by Jashwa View Post
    But they're so silky soft and smooth~
    no they are not fffff LIES

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    Stop getting cheap generic tissue paper then.

    It's like if you bought tree bark and then complained that toilet paper was scratchy.


    Rant: Toilet paper at work. I KNOW they do it to try to keep you from wasting your time disposing of waste, but you gotta go when you gotta go and I hate having to fold up 3 miles worth of paper in order to get 1 normal square because it's so thin.

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    My roommates don't clean up. Ever. The house has attracted flies and smells bad. If I want it to be nice, I have to clean it myself... and the mess isn't even mine. That is what I will probably do tomorrow.

    commissions are yes

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    noo i don't mean toilet tissue, i mean like tissue tissues. For your nose. They always feel so weird.

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    Ever try those ones with moisturizer? Apparently they are supposed to feel better.

    commissions are yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenia View Post
    Ever try those ones with moisturizer? Apparently they are supposed to feel better.
    I have but they just feel like oily tissue to me. It's worse. Urrgh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skift View Post
    noo i don't mean toilet tissue, i mean like tissue tissues. For your nose. They always feel so weird.
    I know. This is mini rants for EVERYONE. I will go off on a tangent if I damn well please >:[

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    I have so much I should be doing and not enough interest or effort to do anything. Why am I so lazy.
    Oh, if you want to see
    Go on and tear it out of me

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    When you make a cup of coffee, get some snacks, get settled down for a nice long session of Mass Effect 2, then realize the remote for the TV is on the other side of the room.

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
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    People at work putting dirty dishes in my cleaning water without scraping anything off. I hate having to fish out peices of sandwich, used napkins and having the water cloudy from ranch and ketchup. It sucks having to change the water every few minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jashwa View Post
    I know. This is mini rants for EVERYONE. I will go off on a tangent if I damn well please >:[
    RANT: Irrelevant tangents >:C

    also there's only one thing i should rub my nose on

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    I hate how everyone thinks things are better because they are smaller.


    THESE RANTS SHOULD BE LARGE DAMMIT Like cellphones and muffins and cupcakes.
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    I hate parents who bring their crying babies into most public places that have "Sound control"...like a library.
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