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    You and my husband both. A glass can be 10 feet from him and it commits suicide. This makes me rage cause I have to clean it up >:C
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    Tempted too scream in my fathers face too shut the fuck up.
    I'm sick and my head damn well hurts enough without his help, him yelling at the kids right in front of my door doesn't help any.

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    I lost my "Cap'n Crunch" title : (
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    I feel...just...wow...not good...

    And during the day i have to work on homework, which i'm pretty sure is trolling me. It's impossible to work on any of this; the minute i get somewhere, a problem comes up.
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    I've quite a lot of forum catching-up to do that I'm breathless
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    The bullies. I hate them with all my heart.

    "Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois." (l'écrivain 'raté')
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    I was in the middle of a game; and I was randomly logged out!!!!!. >:C

    That pisses me off to no end.
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    Worst thing I think I've ever said:
    (texting my girlfriend): "Morning, starshine~ just fabulous, and you? (I had to retype 'fabulous' twice 'cause I butchered it worse than the body of Elizabeth Short. ...That was an awful thing to say.)"

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    Talking to some idiot that thinks leaching off someone with a job, or leaching off the government who taxes people in jobs for that money, is evidence you can function in society without a job...

    >.=.<

    Ultimately 'someone' has to be earning a wage to keep your arse alive in today's society, but try telling this guy.
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    Was about to make awesome ramen with my new microwave.

    Then I remembered that I do not own a fork or spoon.

    Herp.
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    I almost told my dad that I was gay when we were discussing about College. That would have been awkward. O.o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsilenced View Post
    Was about to make awesome ramen with my new microwave.

    Then I remembered that I do not own a fork or spoon.

    Herp.
    THAT'S NO OBSTACLE TO THE GLORY OF RAMEN >:-C
    Oh, if you want to see
    Go on and tear it out of me

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    My back hurts a lot lately. I think my mattress is to blame >.< I feel old though :[
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    THAT'S NO OBSTACLE TO THE GLORY OF RAMEN >:-C

    I was able to get some from plastic ones from the campus food store. SUCCESS.

    [Cooking level has increased. Student can now produce "Overcooked and Watery Ramen Soup."]
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterCoyote View Post
    In 1972, a crack OBGYN team was sent to prison over a sexual harrassment claim they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, the survive as doctors of fortune. If you have an itchy burning sensation, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE VAGINA GUYS.

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    Fucking stupid Airbus series on FSX keeps messing up, stupid autopilot keeps disconnecting for some stupid reason. I would go through the handbook for Airbus planes if I had the patience. Boeing is so much better .-.
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    It is... 4:25 at night. I'd love to sleep right now, but my idiot brother that I share a room with has left his university assignment to the last minute. He is literally grinding through it the night before it is due in. He's taken over the bedroom to do his work in, and I'm stuck downstairs... being sleep starved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsilenced View Post
    I was able to get some from plastic ones from the campus food store. SUCCESS.

    [Cooking level has increased. Student can now produce "Overcooked and Watery Ramen Soup."]
    Real men eat straight from the bowl.
    Bonus points if you use your hands as utensils.
    yes I eat my ramen with a spoon... I'm not a real man :<
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    Go on and tear it out of me

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    GOD DAMNIT!


    I forgot to eat dinner again :c
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusader Mike View Post
    GOD DAMNIT!


    I forgot to eat dinner again :c
    Went home over the holidays.

    First planned meal in three months.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterCoyote View Post
    In 1972, a crack OBGYN team was sent to prison over a sexual harrassment claim they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, the survive as doctors of fortune. If you have an itchy burning sensation, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE VAGINA GUYS.

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    Should probably start that essay eventually. You know, since we've been doing research for a few weeks now.

    ....fuck dattt
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    God damnit.
    Between the high traffic and the smoking students I'm going to develop cancer sooner than I expected. Stupid students, don't you smoke wherever you want in the Campus or the facilities.

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    Rant: Not getting home from school until 7 PM or later. And on a Monday!

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    My friend just looked on my screen while i was typing on faf

    awkwaaard

    (he didn't see any of my gay posts so there's a rave x.x)
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    I cringe a little when I push the 'start' button on the microwave now. A most irrational behavior.
    -Nothing in nature exists for the sake of anything else.
    -We are morally and intellectually superior to those who came before us. We may amend or discard their teachings as we please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit H. Ruppell View Post
    I cringe a little when I push the 'start' button on the microwave now. A most irrational behavior.
    With my cooking, cringing is just standard safety procedure. :v
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterCoyote View Post
    In 1972, a crack OBGYN team was sent to prison over a sexual harrassment claim they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, the survive as doctors of fortune. If you have an itchy burning sensation, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE VAGINA GUYS.

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