Mini rants for everyone!

[Dreaming]

I live in a house full of lazy fucks.........

My sleeping pattern fucks up for 3 days and the whole house turns into a shitpile. I want to just ignore it and sleep more but it'll will undoubtedly get worse.

[Neonagon]

My parents have gotten five pets since I left. I have terrible pet allergies. My options are: I sit here with hives and breathing problems or I take a couple benedryl and knock myself out. It makes the holidays so awkward. Like I can understand why my parents have pets now, and it's all cool, but I still want to complain. I can't wait to go back to my apartment, sorry parents.

[AlexInsane]

Fuck, I've got the flu and I'm dehydrated, and the nearest doctor to me doesn't open up til 8 am.

I can't keep a damn thing down. Not even water. Not even tiny amounts of it. Not ice chips. Not flat soda, nothing.

I don't want to wake up my dad only to have him take me all the way to the hospital in the next town over, but I might need him to.

[TechnoGypsy]

I live in a house full of lazy fucks.........

My sleeping pattern fucks up for 3 days and the whole house turns into a shitpile. I want to just ignore it and sleep more but it'll will undoubtedly get worse.

I know.
I leave the house for one night and somehow the floor gets absolutely covered in hair and little bits of rubbish, dishes get piled up, and things get scattered everywhere. Leaving me to sweep and rearrange it all, most of the time doing so before getting a proper feed.
But I suppose a sleeping pattern in haywire would make it worse

[eversleep]

American Express gift cards suck. Anyone reading this, go for Visa or MasterCard gift cards instead. American Express gets turned down by like 75% of online retailers.

[Tricky]

How the fuck did all this birdseed get into my front door area and inside my house? What the hell? I don't even have birds.

[Evan of Phrygia]

Am i just imagining it, or is the room spinning?

No, the room is definitely spinning.

This is not an optimal situation.

[NerdyMunk]

Just took an application that was just like a mini SAT:
There was a Math Section, Writing/English Section, and a Reading Section.
WHY?!!!

[General-jwj]

My mum is ill since this morning ... she barely left her bedroom all day. At this rate she won't be at the New Year celebrations with the rest of the family >:[

[ADF]

Jon Corzine lost $1.2 BILLION in MF Global client funds and all he has to say for it is "I don't know where the money is". Can you imagine if one of us lost $1.2 billion of other people's money and respond with "dunno" when asked where we put it? His actions are systemic in the risk they have created, since a investment company simply TAKING clients segregated funds for their own uses is unheard of. The entire system is built on trust, and this man violated that trust and brought the entire system into question.

And what happened to him? What happened to this historic breach in clients trust that likely caused money to be withdrawn from accounts everywhere in a panic, because people don't know how many "MF Globals" are out there?

NOTHING

He lost over a billion dollars in other people's money and the man is still walking free. Bernie Madoff must be falling out of his bed in jail while reading this.

But if you're a pregnant mother that forgot to pay for a sandwich you had eaten in a store.

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUUUU!

It doesn't matter if you offer to pay for it. Your ass is going straight to jail and your child is going into protective custody.

You get to serve jail time and pay a fine because you're a dirty sub human peasant. Corzine can lose a billion dollars of other people's money and walk away because he's doing gods work. He's a member of the big boys club, laws are just for the little people like us.

I've honestly wondered since 2008. Why aren't we hearing about dead bankers being found hanging from lamp posts in the morning? Where are the people that lost everything because of this corrupt fucking system going postal on the bankers that used fine print and legalese to screw them over?

[Unsilenced]

Steam keeps fucking up, but that isn't my rant.

My rant is that every time it does, it opens a tab in firefox that sends me to their store.

"HI! WE JUST FUCKED UP HORRIBLY! WANNA GIVE US SOME MORE MONEY?!"

No. Fuck you. Now is not the time for marketing.

[Tricky]

Fuck you Airwolf for the NES. I don't want to rescue shit.

[Commie Bat]

Why is it when people call, it's always at the worst possible times? (IE early/late in the morning/night, when your doing something important, or with other people).

People; stop calling at 2am, ok, thanks.

[Kapherdel]

So I'm sitting on facebook, browsing my news feed, and I see a picture of one of those baby ultrasounds, and out of curiosity, I click it. I look at it for a moment, read through the description, gender not identified yet, is ____ months old, blah, blah, right? Well I scroll down to the comments and people are saying it's "cute" and "beautiful" and "precious". What. The. Hell. You don't even know the fucking gender yet, and it doesn't resemble a human being in the least, how can it be cute? I understand congratulating the person and telling them its a neat picture... but do people really need to compliment the baby before it's even born?
I'm ranting about this because it annoyed me.

[Evan of Phrygia]

So I'm sitting on facebook, browsing my news feed, and I see a picture of one of those baby ultrasounds, and out of curiosity, I click it. I look at it for a moment, read through the description, gender not identified yet, is ____ months old, blah, blah, right? Well I scroll down to the comments and people are saying it's "cute" and "beautiful" and "precious". What. The. Hell. You don't even know the fucking gender yet, and it doesn't resemble a human being in the least, how can it be cute? I understand congratulating the person and telling them its a neat picture... but do people really need to compliment the baby before it's even born?
I'm ranting about this because it annoyed me.

Humans are pathetically sentimental when it comes to the signification of many things can be considered wonderful.

Rant: Still shivering, still dizzy. fuck.

[Archon]

So I'm sitting on facebook, browsing my news feed, and I see a picture of one of those baby ultrasounds, and out of curiosity, I click it. I look at it for a moment, read through the description, gender not identified yet, is ____ months old, blah, blah, right? Well I scroll down to the comments and people are saying it's "cute" and "beautiful" and "precious". What. The. Hell. You don't even know the fucking gender yet, and it doesn't resemble a human being in the least, how can it be cute? I understand congratulating the person and telling them its a neat picture... but do people really need to compliment the baby before it's even born?
I'm ranting about this because it annoyed me.

Honest to god, human babies make me want to vomit. Never could understand what the appeal people find in these little parasites was.

[Serbia Strong]

Dentist.

: (

[CannonFodder]

rant: This is how I want to be right now-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bIQ8...el_video_title
Being sober sucks more cock than a politician in a airport bathroom.

[Draconas]

Skype mobile being a complete cunt, spamming "Skype signed it" on my notifications area every 5 seconds, and is nice enough to not send me messages for half an hour, why is this happening? I'm sitting top of the fucking router

[TechnoGypsy]

rant: This is how I want to be right now-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bIQ8...el_video_title
Being sober sucks more cock than a politician in a airport bathroom.

WHAHAHAHA!

Encore! Again!

[CannonFodder]

WHAHAHAHA!

Encore! Again!

You're offering me another drink? Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you, *hic* I love ya man, I *hurk* *vomits on you*
(Not actually drunk atm, but I sure as hell wish I had some money bro)

[Nineteen-TwentySeven]

I'm getting a new motherboard. That's a good thing, but what comes with a new motherboard is having to reinstall the OS. That's nice too, especially when a Windows installation gets to about a year and a half old, like this one. However, that means I have to catalog all the programs installed and back up all the crap. This is going to take eons.

[Kapherdel]

Honest to god, human babies make me want to vomit. Never could understand what the appeal people find in these little parasites was.

I don't get it either. Babies can be cute, but any kid under the age of 7 grosses me out a bit, considering they put their hands on everything and anything, anywhere. Which brings me to another rant...

[Tricky]

I love my girlfriend, I really do, but she gets irritated and moody at the stupidest shit. She likes to irritate me to the point of snapping, but the instant I tell her "Hey please stop irritating me I mean it" she gets pouty and depressed.

WOMEN.

[Zydala]

If you say you're going to come over and visit us, but decide against it for whatever reason, please TELL US. Don't just blog/tumbl/whatever about having a flat tire and fixing it and not update us about the situation. Six hours after you were supposed to arrive, when we start to get nervous that something's happened because the road's are slick, and we call you to make sure you're okay, is not the appropriate time to update people with plans who would have otherwise been accommodating you for a night. This is not the first time this has happened. Please be a little more responsible in your plans. I don't want to find out that you're perfectly fine because you updated your twitter saying you're making a blog about pictures of cats that look high.