Mini rants for everyone!

[Gibby]

That lovely crippling pain in your bladder/guts or wherever it is sure is lovely in the morning

Oh oh oh, I know this. Isn't it like some sharp stabbing pain?

[Cyril]

Admins: "SITE'S FASTER NOW YO
Me: "Page generated in 14.999 seconds"

>:-I

[Gavrill]

i am so fucking exhausted both physically and mentally right now and I don't know why. I want to curl up and go back to sleep but I can't because I have to get back up at 2:30 to babysit and whatnot.
this would be so much easier if people just worked with me here :c one of my roommates is awesome and helps out and understands my frustration, the other is lazy as as all hell and I'm getting freaking tired of it. I don't care if it's ADD/depression related at this point. When you can't even be assed to take out the trash or clean up after yourself after people yell at you all the time for it, maybe you should start double checking or something. Because I'm about drat tired of waking up, cleaning up her messes, and her throwing fits when I ask her to walk the dog/feed the kid/get off her ass. "But I'm coding" is not a damn excuse when you're taking care of living beings

rantrantrant. I told you there'd be more at 11, i was a little late

[kyle19]

Goddamn 3 point problems for structural geology, teacher hasn't explained it enough and its driving me fucking insane.

[Aidy]

Admins: "SITE'S FASTER NOW YO
Me: "Page generated in 14.999 seconds"

>:-I

Doesn't even load for me lol

[Teal]

Doesn't even load for me lol

It's slower than it was saturday.

[Aidy]

It's slower than it was saturday.

I've never noticed any differences when FA goes down to 'speed up performance'. I mean, the Nexus mod sites have WAY less staff and a MUCH higher traffic count (1m+ hits per day, or thereabout) and when they go down for maintenance it only takes about 5 hours, sometimes less, and the performance difference is certainly noticeable. Not to mention their programmers keep us up to date on everything that they do.

[Cyril]

Rant:

What's white, flakey, and tends to fall?
Dandruff.

But that's not the point of this post. It's snowing outside and I don't like snow so I'm posting here >:-C

[VoidBat]

I have real craving for some Zoegas coffee, Mollbergs Blend to be specific.
I've only had one small cup of instant coffee today, while my college colleagues have been running around with their thermoses filled with delicious.

[Nineteen-TwentySeven]

Alarm goes off at 7:45AM. Think to self, "I'll just lay here for a minute"
Wake up again, it's 8:30. I have to be gone in 30 minutes.

I did make it to class on time, though.

[AlexInsane]

It's a horrible thing to think, but sometimes I really feel that people with eating disorders have got it knocked.

[Serbia Strong]

My stomach feels like shit, and I have a math test I did not study for.

[Nineteen-TwentySeven]

Of course just as I went out to walk my dogs it begins raining even harder.
God damn we have some messed up weather here.

[Evan of Phrygia]

We are really really behind on this project on the EU >>

I'm starting to get really nervous.

[Commie Bat]

Watched probably the scariest film, i've seen in a long time. It's only scary because the scenario is plausible. It also made me dislike anarchists, a little bit more.

We are really really behind on this project on the EU >>

I'm starting to get really nervous.

Need some help with that?

[Kaamos]

I want to change my xbox live name, but it's costs ten dollars to do it. What the fuck.

I'd just make a new account, but I have a few arcade games and a lot of DLC tied to that account.

[Lizzie]

Need some help with that?

From me.

[DarrylWolf]

Just Valentine's Day, I hate it. Do I even need to go into why I hate it?

[Commie Bat]

I strongly suggest you listen to Commie Bat, because he has the most truthful and unbiased points.

Awwww. That's sweet.

It really, truly is.

[Lunar]

Just Valentine's Day, I hate it. Do I even need to go into why I hate it?

I'm not too fond of it, either. But chocolate and soft things are all discounted out the ass.

[Lizzie]

Awwww. That's sweet.

It really, truly is.

You getting no Friends' Day card from me.

[Serbia Strong]

Just Valentine's Day, I hate it. Do I even need to go into why I hate it?

It is my least favorite Hallmark Holiday.

[Onnes]

Just Valentine's Day, I hate it. Do I even need to go into why I hate it?

Just do what everyone else does and use it as an excuse to drink excessively. I found some wholesale wine at $3.99 a bottle so my night is made.

[DarrylWolf]

I'm not too fond of it, either. But chocolate and soft things are all discounted out the ass.

All of the restaurants except for McDonald's are overcrowded, meaning that if you get a craving for Pad Thai, sushi, or German sausage on this day, Lord help you trying to find a seat at one of the high-end restaurants, all congested by a bunch of people who celebrate this stupid holiday. And you can't go the grocery store to pick up food the day before either because every single male in the city is picking up their gifts at the local stores. And then there's all those diamond commercials which give me the impression that no matter what girlfriend I have, she will absolutely need a thousand-dollar African-imported rock to be satisfied. I don't see the value in these stupid rocks, these needless stuffed animals holding hearts, the need for plagiarizing a Shakespearean sonnet (give the Bard some respect) every single year. I don't like the thought of guys having to buy their girlfriends' loyalty every year, as though this one day is supposed to make up for an entire year of thanklessness. But then again, I'm male and there is no redeeming quality in this overpriced holiday anyway but I can't find any women who agree with me that they hate Valentine's too. We're the ones who have to pay for this stupid thing.

[Onnes]

All of the restaurants except for McDonald's are overcrowded, meaning that if you get a craving for Pad Thai, sushi, or German sausage on this day, Lord help you trying to find a seat at one of the high-end restaurants, all congested by a bunch of people who celebrate this stupid holiday. And you can't go the grocery store to pick up food the day before either because every single male in the city is picking up their gifts at the local stores. And then there's all those diamond commercials which give me the impression that no matter what girlfriend I have, she will absolutely need a thousand-dollar African-imported rock to be satisfied. I don't see the value in these stupid rocks, these needless stuffed animals holding hearts, the need for plagiarizing a Shakespearean sonnet (give the Bard some respect) every single year. I don't like the thought of guys having to buy their girlfriends' loyalty every year, as though this one day is supposed to make up for an entire year of thanklessness. But then again, I'm male and there is no redeeming quality in this overpriced holiday anyway but I can't find any women who agree with me that they hate Valentine's too. We're the ones who have to pay for this stupid thing.

Given your consistently hilarious low opinion of women, I might make the suggestion that you should either try dating men or join the clergy.