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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibuuyk View Post
    What should I have written "Ratte's dead, it sucks bad, tis' real sad we shall mourn her I couldn't stop her etc. etc."? I like to think the obvious is obvious enough not to need to be stated, and that the best way to honor someone's memory isn't to cry because that person died and because we'll miss him/her, but laugh and be happy because s/he is in a better world. People are happier dead, so death is a good thing. Sorry if I'm an Hadeseist bro, tis' how I think.
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    Don't start.

    Don't even think of starting.

    In fact, don't even think of thinking of starting.

    And REALLY, I mean REALLY don't think of purple elephants. I mean it. Don't think about them. At all. NOT EVEN ONCE.
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    My cousin is bieng very meen and hatefull.

    This is not like him.

    He would never treat me like this.

    I need to get to the bottom of this.
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    I keep forgetting about these stitches and rubbing my head. :< I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexInsane View Post
    Don't start.

    Don't even think of starting.

    In fact, don't even think of thinking of starting.

    And REALLY, I mean REALLY don't think of purple elephants. I mean it. Don't think about them. At all. NOT EVEN ONCE.
    Purple elephants are way over rated. Flying hippos that puke bloody hearts on your enemies are the way to go. (anyone who gets the reference wins a cookie)
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    Why do people keep taking friends for granted?

    Pricks.
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    Just created a 4 inch trail of blood from shaving, and it bled that much out in a matter of seconds every time i pressed a towel to it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by This is Tides View Post
    Just created a 4 inch trail of blood from shaving, and it bled that much out in a matter of seconds every time i pressed a towel to it...
    Obvious answer: stop shaving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    Obvious answer: stop shaving.
    Men who don't shave are a scary sight. Their beards become so saturated with raw evil and testosterone they can punch babies at will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexInsane View Post
    Men who don't shave are a scary sight. Their beards become so saturated with raw evil and testosterone they can punch babies at will.
    :c

    My beard doesn't like you right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexInsane View Post
    Men who don't shave are a scary sight. Their beards become so saturated with raw evil and testosterone they can punch babies at will.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ibuuyk View Post
    :c
    My beard doesn't like you right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
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    rant: homework assignment where I feel like I'm missing something completely and I don't know what .-.

    also being stressed out exclusively by irrelevant things that don't matter but cause me to be stressed out more than things that actually do matter because I'm weird like that.
    in fact I almost feel like going off on a tangent here because recently well
    just have a lot of things bottled up and I feel like I need to vent somehow but then if I vent I'm worried of people judging me because some of the things to get off my chest may be seen as shameful and I am full of shame

    long story short I am pretty pissed off at myself
    I don't know why, there's no reason for it
    I just judge myself too harshly I guess

    but really nothing has been going right in terms of social life stuff both online and off

    I'm going to blame furries and keep being vague to hide my shame :<
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    WHAT A
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    I've been cleaning so much, my hands smell like Pine o clean and Windex.

    Also I think the top layer of my skin is coming off from all the chemicals O.o
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    Why must the guy I'm talking to go back and forth with his interest? Like you keep talking me up and then stop talking and then a week later take interest again and then a friend tells me you have interest in me and I'm like yay and then you don't seem interested when I talk to you rahhhhh.

    Also why do pizza rolls have to taste so freaking amazing? They're so bad for me but I want more and more and I think I'm gaining weight or something, nah over-thinking it.

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    FUCK I HAVE AN ITCH ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT AND JAMES HETFIELD IS A TABLE


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    Fffffffff

    Insomnia again.
    My take-home test is due tomorrow. It's now 4:30, and only NOW is my mind calming down enough to focus on it, as prior it was that mind-racing-a-mile-a-minute brand of insomnia.

    On the plus side, my room is clean, the fridge is organized, and I've worked out twice in the past three hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pine View Post
    FUCK I HAVE AN ITCH ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT AND JAMES HETFIELD IS A TABLE
    But in the lyrics sheet he was a tablet! FUCK, MY BRAIN IS FUCKED.
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    Great, falling behind in classes, gonna have to pick up the pace...shouldn't be terrible, in my experiences the homework took a fair amount of time but the fact that I've been so complacent is depressing
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    Damn my headaches are worse now that the bump on the back of my head is still hurting.
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    Attention whore pretentious "friends" can't even spare a room for one night when I have nowhere to stay. In this little Addam's family of friends we have the obnoxious gay attention whore VLOGS all the time intros with Owl City remixes and aspires to be Fred, the prissy girl who acts like your friend but then completely has a period everytime you slip up and they're both PRUDES, the token black girl that is just like the prissy girl BUT the only reason she is kept in the group is she's the token black girl and the group despises any other black people. The weeaboo tween homestuck fan whose sense of humor is LOLSORANDUMxD her fucking breasts are misshapen and she never stops crying about it I DON'T CARE WHAT SHAPE YOUR TITS ARE but I do care that you and your mother apparently hate gay people that aren't the obnoxious attention whore and there's a million others in the group but dear "friends", GET FUCKED - Tao.

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    Tao, every time I read your name, I think Tao Pai Pai from the original DB :V
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    Something's up with my appetite.

    I'll eat until I'm full--then I get hungry. Immediately after eating. When I can't really comfortably eat any more food.

    What the fuck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ad Hoc View Post
    Something's up with my appetite.

    I'll eat until I'm full--then I get hungry. Immediately after eating. When I can't really comfortably eat any more food.

    What the fuck.
    That happens all the time. Eating makes me hungry, but then I don't wanna look like a pig so I stay hungry :c
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