Mini rants for everyone!

[Evan of Phrygia]

Passed out 20 minutes after my last post in this thread. Wasn't anxiety after all. I recovered quickly enough to finish the school day.

Now my mom is insisting on medication. I should say I'm scared, but I currently don't feel anything right now. At all.

Other rant: Me and the BF should have planned this whole privacy factor out better if we wanted to hook up so often during the day.

[General-jwj]

Other rant: Me and the BF should have planned this whole privacy factor out better if we wanted to hook up so often during the day.

People in couples always talking about how happy they are and everything they're sharing make me feel like a lonely bitter old man.

[Evan of Phrygia]

People in couples always talking about how happy they are and everything they're sharing make me feel like a lonely bitter old man.

That would be true if we weren't such depressing (and horny) people.

We don't talk during the day, because he's closet. Basically, the only time we have is through the phone, and I have to erase all our messages. When we do see each other, flirtatious dialogue is rare, if at all. The one occasion we've had so far to hook up was short lived and in a bathroom.

It was great, but we've really wanted to do more.

Not to mention both of us have been dealing with a bit of medical issues lately.

[Kyrodo]

Oh, I have read about this Allan individual.

Did you say Alan?

[CrazyLee]

Allan's this real skinny furfag. His fursona's a black wolf with a red bandana on his head. And he begs people for money, saying he needs it because he's going to starve, or because he's going to be evicted, or [insert sob story here]. And then when people give him money, he goes out and buys yiff art of his fursona with it. Lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of yiff art of his fursona. He also tried to join the military and failed at that due to some kind of injury. And is now on welfare and stuff.

[Evan of Phrygia]

I've never felt this depressed before.

It just keeps dragging out.

I hate everything right now.

[CannotWait]

Winter's doing it's wonders on my sinuses.

[LizardKing]

trolololo lololo lololo
lololololoooooooooooo

seriously now. this is easy, guys.

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[CannotWait]

My finger still burns. Turns out the metal on the inside of an oven that's pre-heated to 400 degrees doesn't feel too hot... or really, it does.

[Cyril]

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

THE DUDE IS TROLLING YOU

IT'S WORKING, TOO

don't remember the details of the original post but I know what my response implies so.

[Draconas]

So two friends of mine were on my minecraft server
the asshole wants to play TF2
his was-about-to-be-boyfriend wanted to do MC
the asshole starts shit, comes on to my server and proceeds to set things on fire, I put the fire out and he got mad
he starts bad mouthing my friend who wanted to play MC, so I banned the asshole
asshole starts saying he wants my friend dead, so I logged into the assholes skype account to knock him off, and my heart sank when I read some chat logs :/

holy shit all this over a fucking game that my friend DIDN'T want to play

[Commie Bat]

I can't decide if I want to go through, tattoo removal or not.

Tis a hard decision.

[Serbia Strong]

I can't decide if I want to go through, tattoo removal or not.

Tis a hard decision.

Matters what kinda tattoo it is D:

[Commie Bat]

Matters what kinda tattoo it is D:

Nothing inappropriate, if that's what your asking. I just feel that having them, makes it harder to find employment.

[Neuron]

I promised this really nice homeless artist I met the other day that I would bring a container for her pastels so they wouldn't break as much. I looked all up and down the bridges and the mall and the parks and got blisters on my feet. I couldn't find her anywhere and I hope she's okay cause she's kinda old and has arthritis and I brought her chicken soup because the weather has been bad but she wasn't around. :C We were gonna draw together too, she wanted me to draw animals while she drew the forests.

[CannonFodder]

I promised this really nice homeless artist I met the other day that I would bring a container for her pastels so they wouldn't break as much. I looked all up and down the bridges and the mall and the parks and got blisters on my feet. I couldn't find her anywhere and I hope she's okay cause she's kinda old and has arthritis and I brought her chicken soup because the weather has been bad but she wasn't around. :C We were gonna draw together too, she wanted me to draw animals while she drew the forests.

:'C

I hope she's okay.

[Saliva]

:'C

I hope she's okay.

"Sollux, you do not have permission to access this page."

Fuck you, FAF. I agree with this damn post.

[WingDog]

Smoke alarms always have their batteries go out in the middle of the night. Turns out it's one I can't reach above my stairs, don't feel like breaking my neck to get to it.

[Evan of Phrygia]

O'course, the night i have multiple engagements, my razor blade cuts me 6 times. I enjoyed it at first, then i got pissed when i realized i barely shaved, and that i have to go out in public and do a performance where my chin is the only visible part of my face. Damn you, Shick, damn you to hell.

[General-jwj]

O'course, the night i have multiple engagements, my razor blade cuts me 6 times. I enjoyed it at first, then i got pissed when i realized i barely shaved, and that i have to go out in public and do a performance where my chin is the only visible part of my face. Damn you, Shick, damn you to hell.

The chin is the worst part to shave. All of the cuts I ever had from shaving were on my chin.

[Evan of Phrygia]

The chin is the worst part to shave. All of the cuts I ever had from shaving were on my chin.

Same, especially with acne. The hair pretty much falls right off, however.

[Neuron]

Okay, you have really, really good art. However, I can't stand my inbox being suddenly flooded with realistic dog dongs every other submission, I wish I had more carefully looked through your gallery before being exposed to that. BLECH! And now I'm more so disturbed by your very good artwork of dogs, because apparently there's a creepy eroticism that I was not aware of in the feral drawings. Uh, ew?

[Mali-Kyte]

I usually spin my Pokewalker around on a string or chain it works quite well actually >.>

What ticks me off though is not getting enough hours at work >=/ when school is in the business here sucks!

[Nineteen-TwentySeven]

The (electronic) speedometer in my car stopped working, and I have no clue why.
Rant because oh god so much diagnostics.

[General-jwj]

Same, especially with acne. The hair pretty much falls right off, however.

Acne ? You weakling ! I destroyed my acne through massive use of potentially health-threatening medication like any self-respecting mad scientist ! D:<