Mini rants for everyone!

[CrazyLee]

Trying to install splash guard/mud flaps on my car's front wheels because A) hole in the wheel liner allows tons of mud and dirt into the body cavity, B) rocks and stuff were damaging the running board and peeled the paint off behind the wheel, causing it to rust a little.

It was raining lightly today and will be raining for the rest of the week thanks to a giant depression over Chicago causing all the rain clouds to swirl around it like a mini-hurricane. But I worked in the rain anyway.

I had to scoop handfulls of mud stuck behind the wheel well liner and blast it clean with a power washer.

I sprayed some anti-rust coating on the areas without paint, and it said it would mostly dry after 30 minutes. It didn't, because I put on too much. instead of a light coating I sprayed a thick coat on it. So I started wiping off the excess with lots of paper towel, and got it on my hands and coat, so I had to clean my coat as well.

Then while that dried I drilled the holes and screwed the mudflaps on while it was still damp before it got dark outside. Yay.


Also, Panty & Stocking is no longer on my usual anime streaming site thanks to Funimation picking it up... :/

[ryanleblanc]

My bonsai tree only has leaves on the side that faces the window -_____- it looks so awkward. I'd turn it around the other way, but I worry if I do, then the leaves won't get enough sunlight and the plant will die.

Other than that, things are going pretty well for me!

[TechnoGypsy]

A few days after buying a rather fancy watch (That only tells the time) I get a promotional offer for the same watch, except it's TOUCH SCREEN, tells the DATE, has DUAL TIMEZONES, an ALARM, and has the SAME PRICE AS THE ONE I JUST GOT.

[Lobar]

LOL ORLY
September 25: Detroit Lions 26 - Minnesota Vikings 23

Miss the joke there or what?

I swear, no other team in the NFL right now can play half of a football game better than the Minnesota Vikings.

[TreacleFox]

Rant: What happend to DD? :C

[Evan of Phrygia]

wtf, I need help on this bitch.

Lon-capa. I hate you, I don't get what I'm doing wrong.

[Cyril]

Rant: What happend to DD? :C

*2 days later*
Rant: What happened to TreacleFox? :C

(it's a conspiracy from the looks of things - don't ask and they won't find you)

[Evan of Phrygia]

*2 days later*
Rant: What happened to TreacleFox? :C

(it's a conspiracy from the looks of things - don't ask and they won't find you)

I'd just guess she banned herself for personal reasons, but maybe there is some drama going on.

Either way, the mods probably won't tell us because we are just lowly users ;-;

Dammit, i miss her already.

[Cyril]

I may or may not ask her on skype but I think it'd be a kinda insensitive thing to do if I asked :/

[Serbia Strong]

Got shampoo in my nose.

IT BURNS! :C

[Ozriel]

There's been a (Ghetto) patron hounding me about some issue I didn't even do, even to the point of making (empty) threats at me.
I am not worried, just annoyed.

And I have had a headache for the past few days, it will not go away. I tried asprin, eating certain foods to help prevent it, and caffiene to see if it'll help. Nothing.

Now it is getting to the point where it is causing nausea.

[VoidBat]

And I have had a headache for the past few days, it will not go away. I tried asprin, eating certain foods to help prevent it, and caffiene to see if it'll help. Nothing.

Now it is getting to the point where it is causing nausea.

I've been experiencing something similar. Scratch ginseng and nicotine off the list as well, it won't help.
By the way, have you tried eating large hufuckamongous amounts of garlic and drinking horseradish infusion/tea?

Yes, you'll smell like a cheap, Italian diner afterwards, but I found that the horseradish infusion helped making the headache more bearable.

[CrazyLee]

Miss the joke there or what?

I guess so. I hadn't even watched the game.


My customers can be fucking retarded. I deliver papers in the morning by car. Some people all but demand their papers in mailbox paper tubes. And then they park their fucking cars or other shit in front of the mailbox.

This guy has parked his trash cans in front of the mailbox multiple times. This time I just said "Fuck this shit" and
I knocked it on the GROUND
Fuck your trash can
I ain't gonna be part of this system
maaaan.. suck my fucking cock


(Actually, I just slowly pushed the can out of the way with my car and it fell over. I wanted to hit it at 50mph and send it flying, but that would damage my car. If I had a steel-bumpered car or truck I might have done it. >:V)

(Edit: Also, the fucking can was like 4-5ft out in the street so it's not like he could blame me, any car could have hit the damn thing. As long as he doesn't read this forum....)

[Nineteen-TwentySeven]

I guess so. I hadn't even watched the game.


My customers can be fucking retarded. I deliver papers in the morning by car. Some people all but demand their papers in mailbox paper tubes. And then they park their fucking cars or other shit in front of the mailbox.

This guy has parked his trash cans in front of the mailbox multiple times. This time I just said "Fuck this shit" and
I knocked it on the GROUND
Fuck your trash can
I ain't gonna be part of this system
maaaan.. suck my fucking cock


(Actually, I just slowly pushed the can out of the way with my car and it fell over. I wanted to hit it at 50mph and send it flying, but that would damage my car. If I had a steel-bumpered car or truck I might have done it. >:V)

(Edit: Also, the fucking can was like 4-5ft out in the street so it's not like he could blame me, any car could have hit the damn thing. As long as he doesn't read this forum....)

You should get one of these.
Then you could tell the cars and the trash cans to fuck off. As well as anything else that might happen to get in your way; pedestrians, RPGs, land mines, etc.

[Serbia Strong]

Horrible essays. I fucking hate reading them.

[Lizzie]

Horrible essays. I fucking hate reading them.

And I hate writing them!

So... I don't and could fail a course. D;

[Serbia Strong]

And I hate writing them!

So... I don't and could fail a course. D;

:/ just submit something that's complete lol

This retard's essay that I am reading doesn't even have a conclusion, it just abruptly ends.

[Lunar]

Got shampoo in my nose.

IT BURNS! :C

How do you get shampoo in your nose...? Did you pick it while you were in the shower or something? Or does it give you a really good buzz? (Yes, those are both serious questions.)

[Lizzie]

This retard's essay that I am reading doesn't even have a conclusion, it just abruptly ends.

Why are you even reading a retard's essay?

[CrazyLee]

You should get one of these.
Then you could tell the cars and the trash cans to fuck off. As well as anything else that might happen to get in your way; pedestrians, RPGs, land mines, etc.

Well, that would work great if I ever have to deliver papers in urban Detroit..... or Afghanistan. :V

Now I know what to ask for for Christmas. (is there supposed to be 2 'for's in that sentence?)

[Serbia Strong]

How do you get shampoo in your nose...? Did you pick it while you were in the shower or something? Or does it give you a really good buzz? (Yes, those are both serious questions.)

Idk, my nose just started burning all the sudden D:

Why are you even reading a retard's essay?

Its for an assignment ;_;

[Kaliburr]

You should get one of these.

I want it NAO. It would be greeat to have one. Somebody parks there car in a stupid place; RUN IT THE FUCK OVER!

[Lobar]

Today in Anatomy and Physiology lecture we talked about organ transplants, and spent a few minutes on how to become a donor. Now, I've already signed up to be an organ donor, but I didn't know that you should also tell your next of kin, because if you die without your ID on you they ask that person if they can take the organs. So less than an hour ago I just told my mother, and her response was that I'm going to help drive up the cost of health care.

Thanks mom. >:c

P.S. if you couldn't tell she's a republican

I guess so. I hadn't even watched the game.

Vikes are 0-3 for the season so far, but each game they've dominated the first half with double-digit leads, then absolutely choked in the second.

[DarrylWolf]

Boston loses the AL Wild Card

(Wolf O'Donnell voice) Can't let you clinch that, Red Sox!

[Mentova]

I have the song Goodbye Horses stuck in my head.