Mini rants for everyone!

[Kellie Gator]

We live in a world where ponies are considered manlier than vampires

Vampires haven't been good since...

Have they ever been good at all? I can only recall one good vampire flick.

[PixelEcchi]

Vampires haven't been good since...

Have they ever been good at all? I can only recall one good vampire flick.

Can you recall a good pony flick? xD

[Aidy]

Can you recall a good pony flick? xD

I can't recall a good vampire or pony flick.

[CannonFodder]

Vampires haven't been good since...

Have they ever been good at all? I can only recall one good vampire flick.

The original Dracula movie, after that they kinda made them into pansies that had seduced women, but had the movies been made now people would be saying they were in the closet.

Don't believe me? Go watch some old vampire movies. The guy vampires have a better sense of interior design than even women with degrees in interior design, they drank chardonnay with olives, liked opera, and when they finally seduce a hottie they drink their blood instead of banging them. What the hell? Couldn't they just bang the hot chick and then drink her blood?

[PixelEcchi]

Vampires are pretty outdated now-a-days. What are the "modern" scary monsters?

[CannonFodder]

Vampires are pretty outdated now-a-days. What are the "modern" scary monsters?

Necromorphs.

Even though necromorphs are a subdivision of zombies, thanks to the god awful resident evil movie(the third and soon to be fourth in the series) any shred of seriousness towards zombies has been destroyed.

[Aidy]

Vampires are pretty outdated now-a-days. What are the "modern" scary monsters?

Capitalism, anyone who opposes the American Government, Kim Jong Un and these internet rights bills

[Kaamos]

Vampires are pretty outdated now-a-days. What are the "modern" scary monsters?

People that torture other people. Mutant rednecks. Natural disasters. Doomsday Prophecies.

[Ariosto]

Vampires haven't been good since...

Have they ever been good at all? I can only recall one good vampire flick.

Have you watched Let the right one in? It's both a good horror movie that poses some interesting questions and a tender romance without all of Twilight's emo-ness.

[Kellie Gator]

The original Dracula movie, after that they kinda made them into pansies that had seduced women, but had the movies been made now people would be saying they were in the closet.

Don't believe me? Go watch some old vampire movies. The guy vampires have a better sense of interior design than even women with degrees in interior design, they drank chardonnay with olives, liked opera, and when they finally seduce a hottie they drink their blood instead of banging them. What the hell? Couldn't they just bang the hot chick and then drink her blood?

I dunno, I'm not sure I dig that either because it feels cliché. I did, however, watch Fright Night (the original) recently and thought that movie was the shit. It wasn't some lame-ass goth crap.

[CannonFodder]

Capitalism, anyone who opposes the American Government, Kim Jong Un and these internet rights bills

AHHHH!
*runs off in terror*

[Kellie Gator]

Is it just me or has FAF been kind of... uncivilized the last two days?

[Aidy]

Is it just me or has FAF been kind of... uncivilized the last two days?

When was FAF civilised?

[Kaamos]

Is it just me or has FAF been kind of... uncivilized the last two days?

It doesn't seem any different to me.

[AlexInsane]

If by "uncivilized" you mean "the mods actually waking up from hibernation and locking shit left and right", then yes, it's been quite uncivilized as of late.

[Serbia Strong]

Vampires are pretty outdated now-a-days. What are the "modern" scary monsters?

Russians/Chinese/nameless Arab country.

Take your pick.

[Kellie Gator]

If by "uncivilized" you mean "the mods actually waking up from hibernation and locking shit left and right", then yes, it's been quite uncivilized as of late.

Oh no, the staff are doing the right thing. What I mean is that the members seem to argue more than usual or maybe it's just me. o_o

[AlexInsane]

Oh no, the staff are doing the right thing. What I mean is that the members seem to argue more than usual or maybe it's just me. o_o

That's just the state of the fandom, and generally speaking, humanity, for you. We're all like a bunch of cats all waiting for someone to make a wrong move and then we all go in for the kill.

I haven't seen this many locked threads on a single page in years, back during the Golden Age of Shitposting like 3 years ago.

[Kellie Gator]

That's just the state of the fandom, and generally speaking, humanity, for you. We're all like a bunch of cats all waiting for someone to make a wrong move and then we all go in for the kill.

I haven't seen this many locked threads on a single page in years, back during the Golden Age of Shitposting like 3 years ago.

I suppose but it's getting fucking absurd like with that thread about the new banner. I guess furries really do ruin everything.

[AlexInsane]

I suppose but it's getting fucking absurd like with that thread about the new banner. I guess furries really do ruin everything.

Furries like getting on their high horses and soapboxing about the most trivial shit imaginable, especially when it directly ties into what they find sexually appealing.

The fandom generally seems to wear its heart on its dong.

[Gibby]

Necromorphs.

Even though necromorphs are a subdivision of zombies, thanks to the god awful resident evil movie(the third and soon to be fourth in the series) any shred of seriousness towards zombies has been destroyed.

Actually, we've already had the 4th, called Resident Evil: Afterlife. We're currently waiting on the 5th one in the series, called Resident Evil: Retribution.

[Kaamos]

Personality tests are such bullshit. I took a MLP one and I got Rainbow Dash. What the fuck I'm not like her at all.

[Vega]

FA is down. :c

[Gibby]

FA is down. :c

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[Vega]

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