Mini rants for everyone!

[LizardKing]

People posting baby pictures on FA.

Seeing such things mixed in with spurting dongs and naked anthros, it's really quite awkward.

[Aidy]

People posting baby pictures on FA.

Seeing such things mixed in with spurting dongs and naked anthros, it's really quite awkward.

I'm guessing we saw the same pictures?

[Serbia Strong]

Fratboys need to be exterminated.

I grow tired of them.

[Ad Hoc]

I haven't really been able to eat in a few days because my stomach keeps getting so upset. I get down a few bites and then it's, hnnnng why, for an hour or two.

Oddly enough I'm not really feeling the hunger? So that's a plus I guess.

[AlexInsane]

I'm really messed up. My thoughts keep rolling around in my head. I think I'm becoming more and more misanthropic by the day.

[Dreaming]

Oh my god, did a bomb go off in a laundrette or is that my livingroom...........HOW DO MY FAMILY DO THAT

[CrazyLee]

Had plans to go to an event in the beginning of march...

very good friend's birthday party turns out to be the SAME DAY, same time.


WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME?! I PLAN TO DO EVENT A, EVENT B COMES UP AT THE SAME TIME. FUCK.

[Sauvignon]

I am teh sads cuz I hate my job and my life, and I miss furries.

/emo

[veeno]

I can not pronounce the word what.

It sound like i am saying vhat.

God damn my accent.

[Evan of Phrygia]

I can not pronounce the word what.

It sound like i am saying vhat.

God damn my accent.

You must capitalize on your accent. It vill be wonderful in so many ways.

[Sauvignon]

I can not pronounce the word what.

It sound like i am saying vhat.

God damn my accent.

That's hot.

[AlexInsane]

You must capitalize on your accent. It vill be wonderful in so many ways.

Vays, not ways.

And vunderbar.

[veeno]

That's hot.

Ummmm.

Thanks.....

i guess.

[CrazyLee]

So a friend in an IT programming position is thinking of quitting because her job is too stressful.
I'm trying to get into IT/programming/web design.

Now I have second thoughts. Seriously, why does it seem that every white collar office job involves massive amounts of stress, deadlines, asshole pointy-haired bosses, and worship of money and being evil and rich like the US banking industry?

My future is looking bleak.

[Dreaming]

Fffuuuuuuuuuu- indigestion. HATE

[veeno]

Why the fuck can i not sleep.

My bedis like a fucking forcefield.

I can't get near it.

[Piroshki]

I have an abundance of energy ALL the time, except when I want to use it. I really want to do something productive, but I just can't bring myself to.

[Carnie]

Oh my god I do not have enough free time.

[Dreaming]

so I decided to unistall Chrome Beta and install the latest version of Chrome. And, my God, that was the biggest pain in the ass ordeal I've suffered through for a long time.

NO, FUCK YOU. CHROME HAS NOT ALREADY BEEN INSTALLED ON THIS COMPUTER BECAUSE I JUST UNISTALLED IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Well, at least Chrome is working properly now. And now I'm suffering from my ragefest, I feel all dizzy and ligt-headed and now I'm laughing randomly. Oh god, the laughter.

[veeno]

And know my eye is twiching again.

Why is it doing that?

FUUUUUUUU

[Teal]

Oh my god, did a bomb go off in a laundrette or is that my livingroom...........HOW DO MY FAMILY DO THAT

My first thought was "Meth lab?"

I can not pronounce the word what.

It sound like i am saying vhat.

God damn my accent.

I think it's cute.

And know my eye is twiching again.

Why is it doing that?

FUUUUUUUU

My eye is always twitching, so I know how it feels.

I haven't really been able to eat in a few days because my stomach keeps getting so upset. I get down a few bites and then it's, hnnnng why, for an hour or two.

Oddly enough I'm not really feeling the hunger? So that's a plus I guess.

Maybe you should go to the doctor.

[veeno]

I think it's cute.

How?

You have never heared me talk.

[Onnes]

How?

You have never heared me talk.

You say this like there is a kind of Russian accent which isn't awesome. Go listen awhile to some recent Chinese immigrants speaking English. It will make you thankful.

[Teal]

How?

You have never heared me talk.

Russian accents are cute :3

[Conker]

When I broke up with my ex, I mentioned that I might be asexual and she grasped that like she would a throbbing cock. That was the excuse, not the "and I hate dating you because this isn't fun" Fine. Whatever works.

Haven't talked to her in awhile.

Now she's talking to someone I know and he's going "yeah, she thinks you're a giant pussy for hiding your insecurities about women and relationships."

Guess now that the excuse isn't an excuse, I can now be loathed or something!

I hate everyone :[