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    Quote Originally Posted by Nineteen-TwentySeven View Post
    Well...I guess I'm 19 now...
    I don't feel any different, maybe next year?
    I've found that ageing never feels any different until people start referring to you as 'lady' or 'man' over 'girl' or 'boy'. It's depressing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaamos View Post
    Oh my fucking god fuck hacking minigames.
    I liked them before it was mandatory for all video games to have them.
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    Staying on the video game topic, PLEASE MAKE MORE VARIED GAMES. PORTAL PROVES YOU CAN BREAK FROM THE NORM.
    KEEP PC GRAPHICS UP TO WHAT CRYSIS WAS IN 2007. GODDAMN CONSOLE PORTS.
    STOP MAKING HIGH OCTANE ACTION EVERY SECOND; IT'S TIRING AND BORING. THROW IN SOME TENSE PARTS/ATMOSPHERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truxi View Post
    I've found that ageing never feels any different until people start referring to you as 'lady' or 'man' over 'girl' or 'boy'. It's depressing.
    I've always felt that 'Master' has a better ring to it than 'Mister'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commiecomrade View Post
    Staying on the video game topic, PLEASE MAKE MORE VARIED GAMES. PORTAL PROVES YOU CAN BREAK FROM THE NORM.
    KEEP PC GRAPHICS UP TO WHAT CRYSIS WAS IN 2007. GODDAMN CONSOLE PORTS.
    STOP MAKING HIGH OCTANE ACTION EVERY SECOND; IT'S TIRING AND BORING. THROW IN SOME TENSE PARTS/ATMOSPHERE.

    COMPLY WITH MY DEMANDS OR I WILL CONTINUE USING CAPS LOCK, SO HELP ME GOD.
    I'll have to disagree here and say that blaming a lack of creativity on consoles isn't a very good argument because good and varied console games HAVE existed since a long time ago. Just blame the gaming industry for being the capitalist shitfest it is right now, instead.
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    So my stepdad came up to my room around 8am to tell me he was fixing breakfast. That usually takes a while, so I went back to sleep for a bit 'cause I stayed up til fuck all last night. When I made my way downstairs a few minutes ago, I overheard him saying, "The days of me waiting for her to come down after I told her to get up are numbered. I'm tired of having to wait on her." And then he sees me standing there and says "Oh, there she is. D'you want any eggs?" No, I don't wanna keep you waiting. Jackass, no one told you to wait. Stop acting like such a fucking martyr.
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    Ah, God's sake. I spilt Pepsi all down myself while trying to pour from the bottle and now I've got stains from neck to knee down one side. I don't even know how I managed it. D:

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZyjFv6-Dc

    A man goes through the airport and is made to remove his scarf for x-raying. Standard procedure, just making sure nothing is stashed in it.

    A Muslim women with her face covered goes through the airport, and no one makes her remove an item that is clearly concealing her identity; because of religious sensitivities.

    Witnessing this and on impulse, he comments to a nearby security official "If I was wearing the scarf over my face, I wonder what would happen".

    The man is immediately confronted by staff and accused of racism, then held at the airport by authorities investing the matter.

    I know hostilities are high because of the recent Quran burning in America. But are authorities really so Islamophobic that they have to clamp down on even the most mild comments that could possibly be seen as critical, through fear of the potential reaction if they do nothing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aidy70060 View Post
    Because when Morrowind was around, it was marketed to the RPG fanbase, Oblivion was pretty much the same but people bought it because it got good reviews and Bethesda advertised it more. The people who acted like dicks on Oblivion bought Skyrim and multiplied, so now there's millions of twats making every Skyrim player look bad.
    I don't think that's it at all. I think it's the rise of sites like reddit who just shit out regurgitated content over and over like rage comics.

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    Shit.

    I cut myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veeno View Post
    Shit.

    I cut myself.
    Well don't do that, ya silly filly. :< You okay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by veeno View Post
    Shit.

    I cut myself.
    Ouch, you okay?

    Yesterday I nearly cut myself with both scissors, and then a boxcutter.
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    I still have like... a spot on the base of my thumb where it's missing a layer of skin, so it's slightly pinker than the rest of my skin, from where I sliced myself open at work and got to go get stitches. It feels weird when something rubs against it. :<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunar View Post
    I still have like... a spot on the base of my thumb where it's missing a layer of skin, so it's slightly pinker than the rest of my skin, from where I sliced myself open at work and got to go get stitches. It feels weird when something rubs against it. :<
    Just like my sister. She cut her hand open on a piece of glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TealMoon View Post
    Just like my sister. She cut her hand open on a piece of glass.
    Does she ever remark about how it tingles when something touches it? People have been using that as an advantage to get me to do shit. :<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunar View Post
    Does she ever remark about how it tingles when something touches it? People have been using that as an advantage to get me to do shit. :<
    Not that I can recall, she just seems to have a scar. She does however, have a scare-thing from where a hornet/wasp stung her. Round reddish and it tingles.
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    SHITSHITSHITSHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO HELP MY DAD'S FRIEND MOVE TODAY, FUUUUCK ;A;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunar View Post
    SHITSHITSHITSHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO HELP MY DAD'S FRIEND MOVE TODAY, FUUUUCK ;A;
    What are you goin to do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by veeno View Post
    What are you goin to do?
    Well... technically it's partially my dad's fault since he said we were probably gonna do it today, maybe tomorrow, but he said he'd call me yesterday to let me know when. And he didn't. And I forgot to call him. And I can't help tomorrow 'cause I work. So I guess just wait for him to return my call....
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    Had to pump my bicycle tyres, and of course the handle of the bloody bicycle pump comes off in my hand. Resulting in that I ram the end of damn bar that the handle should be on, right between the knuckles of my right hand. Thanks, bicycle pump.

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    I have a rather bad case of "Why say in 10 words what you can say in 50?"itis. Runs in the family, I'm afraid.


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    I FUCKING CUT MYSELF AGAIN.!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by veeno View Post
    I FUCKING CUT MYSELF AGAIN.!!!!
    Stop doing that, then :< You're gonna get hurt even worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunar View Post
    Stop doing that, then :< You're gonna get hurt even worse.
    Yeah i will put up the knives.

    I don't want to poke out my other eye. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by veeno View Post
    Yeah i will put up the knives.

    I don't want to poke out my other eye. lol
    I thought about such a scenario and it made me a sad moo-moo. You don't wanna make me a sad moo-moo, do you?
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