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    "This is.. Captain. Kirk... Attention... deck... 69... Prepare for.. A large... Thrust. And possibly a explosion... And you. are now.. Reading this. in my voice."
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    Would the owner of a red Toyota Star Cruiser, license plate number 7VDH154, please report to docking bay 6 on deck 2902A. Your landing lights are on.
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    *over the PA system*
    "Mr. Warf ramming speed!"
    George takai, "OH MY!"
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    *over the PA system*
    "Mr. Warf ramming speed!"
    George takai, "OH MY!"
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    Attention all passengers: we apparently seem to have a pinhole vacuum leak in the hull. Now there's nothing to fear, in fact, don't even think of panicking. You'll use up more oxygen like that. Just calmly go back to your cabins, and lay down, taking short, shallow breaths. The leak should be slow enough, and we should have enough reserve oxygen if you follow my orders then we'll all make it safe to the nearest shipyards for repair. Albeit a little lightheaded.
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    Sir, we've lost contact with Deck 404.
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    "First Officer Riker, please keep in mind even though the holograms aren't real, your seed is. The janitor is getting sick of cleaning up after you."
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    Attention deck 2535A. Your quest for the ultimate rave is shaking the rivets loose from the decks above and below you. Please turn it down, or we will will send in the police.

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    "This weeks death toll: 17, 21, 16, 14, 8, 3 and 9. Lottery winner is Simon Charles"
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    "Deck 64 stop racing go-karts on all the rainbows, it is bad for those rainbows and in general a very dangerous activity, all of us on the ship kindly ask you stop this now."

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    "For reasons he refuses to elaborate upon, the captain has seen fit to decompress all sectors of deck 34. This deck has been sealed off, and will not be re-inhabited. The captain advised that any members of other decks in possession of any 'printed materials' from deck 34 dispose of them in the nearest incinerator."
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    *while using a voice modulator that makes me sound just like Morgan Freeman*

    "Attention decks 36, 41, and 58: Titty sprinkles. That is all."
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    "Attention deck 9001 stop screaming 'IT'S OVER 9000' it's fucking annoying and overused"
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    "Deck 1337, Please check your communications gear for defects. None of your written transmissions have been legible."

    "Deck 300, the ambassador we sent you has not returned. Please confirm that he arrived in your city, and, provided he is able, send him back as soon as possible. Also, it appears that many of your residents have missed reservations on deck 666, at the Hell restaurant. Please make sure to call in the future if you have a change of plans."
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    "Could the jokers on deck 5318008 please stop turning all the signs upside down."
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    I am a programmer who does ruby, so turn the light off me, and if I DID do that shit, I would have done it already and fried your cpu like freaking KFC.
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    "If you look to your right you'll see the death ray destroying Alderaan."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastic Coffeecup View Post
    "If you look to your right you'll see the death ray destroying Alderaan."
    "And to your other right is a blue police box floating through space"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    "And to your other right is a blue police box floating through space"
    "And if you look down, you'll see your feet."
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    Sir, we've lost contact with Deck 404.
    We're also unable to gain any access to deck 403.
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    "Whoever thought it was a good idea to relocate the ship's library to deck 451, please report to the bridge. The captain wants to have a word with you."

    "The captain would like to remind you that deck 51 is a myth, and that any rumors or claims regarding such a deck are to be reported immediately."
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    Will Deck 97 please stop playing that annoying music over and over again? Or we'll have to send in a herd of fuckin ugly redshirts. This Captain Chin Shinjuku signing off.
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    Attention deck 0079A. We don't have a White Base, please stop screaming about how you're gonna jump onto it.
    Also, you're mecha development project is seriously REALLY LOUD, and is disturbing the other decks. Please stop stomping around.

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    "Attention deck 108: Garry. Garry garry, garry. Garry garry, garry garry garry garry. Garry garry. That is all." (I'm just going to keep getting more and more obscure with these.)
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    Atention deck 701.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    You people ae annoying as shit.
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    "Attention deck 49, also known as the bathroom mirror replacement storage deck, BLOODYMARY! BLOODYMARY! BLOODYMARY! We will be holding funeral services for you shortly"
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