The title says it all, folks. Thought of this idea for a thread tonight after watching Frankie Boyle on youtube. Just discovered how funny he is. You know the rules, so get to typing!
Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
The title says it all, folks. Thought of this idea for a thread tonight after watching Frankie Boyle on youtube. Just discovered how funny he is. You know the rules, so get to typing!
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Not anything that's Brony-related, I can tell you that.
"You know when you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr Seuss
For those of you who frequent SoFurry, you can find me on there --> http://jacques.sofurry.com/Originally Posted by Gibby
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Oh well, MLP keeps invading other boards:
-Anything with swears.
-Anything sexual or not hetero-normative.
-Rainbow Dash: "Sometimes I'd like to, you know, settle down and..."
-Fluttershy: "THERE WON'T BE MERCY!"
-Rarity: "Well... that was a good scam you managed to pull off, Rarity..."
Acknowledgements:
+Avatar: scene from The Three Caballeros.
+ Signature art by super-tuler (Nidoking and Totodile), unknown artist (Milotic), Nadou (Flygon) and Agemono (Ivysaur).
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
"Stay outta my shed!"
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Derp.
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
uhh kinda close
on topic: "Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that going ass to mouth isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
Last edited by Kaamos; 04-15-2012 at 05:41 PM.
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"These are SPECIAL cupcakes! Just ask Rainbow Dash next time you see her."
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Didn't they redact and edit all those scenes
I was being tongue-in-cheek
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Ohhhh. I get it now. Loliruinedthejoke
"Dear Princess Celestia today I learned that Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia and that any reports to the contrary are mistaken."
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Go to hell! That would be funnier then hell.
Durham Town Georgia. Talk about fun! I like it. Vid below
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFGkfQ8m9AU
Life lesson: Go fast or go faster, just don't slow down!!!
If it can't kill ya, it ain't fun...wanna race?
Think ya know me, go ahead and see.
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Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
@Cannon:
I love that thing so much! I also like the way Spike's drawn.
Acknowledgements:
+Avatar: scene from The Three Caballeros.
+ Signature art by super-tuler (Nidoking and Totodile), unknown artist (Milotic), Nadou (Flygon) and Agemono (Ivysaur).
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Another thing that'll never happen on the show is rainbow dash dating another girl.
Last edited by CannonFodder; 04-15-2012 at 10:04 PM.
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*snickers* Good one!
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Brilliant.
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"We must declare War on the Donkeys!"
* * * * *
Impulsive the youth, it drives them to prove they know what's better.
But we know the truth, the wisdom is proof it comes much later.
Falling down is a pain that's earned. Knowing now, it was all lessons learned.
For a virtuous world.
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Humorous dialogue.
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Dash: "I got a goose in my wing, I'm emergency landing in the Hudson!"
Nurse Redheart: "Sorry Pinkie Pie, but I'm afraid you have diabetes."
Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, I went online for the first time, hoping to learn more about friendship. Instead, I learned the best way to fuck a heterotropic Pegasus."
Nurse Redheart: "Thank you for waiting, Mr. Cake, here are the DNA test results for Pound and Pumpkin Cake. The good news is that they are happy, healthy foals! The bad news is that they aren't a Unicorn and a Pegasus because of your ancestry. It's because your wife is a massive whore."
"Gabby Gums Exclusive: Rainbow Dash is a lesbian!"
Fluttershy: "'Rimming?' I've never heard of that game...Is it fun?"
Celestia: "Twilight Sparkle, in order for you to sustain your covenant with my divine grace, you and your ilk must spill the blood of your firstborn foals as tribute to me by the next Winter Solstice. Time's ah-wastin'!"
Sweetie Belle: "I finally got my Cutie Mark! It's a BONG!"
Last edited by Zaedrin; 04-27-2012 at 05:35 PM.
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Applejack: "Wow Rainbow Dash, you really are the fastest pegasus in all of equestria" if you know what I mean.
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Even though I dont watch MLP-FIM that is hilarious. xD
When America has a bombing or a gun shooting in the country:
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Zecora: "As for rhymes, I have Tourette's! And this is how it manifests!"
Twilight: "Applejack, you know your tampon string's hangin' out, right?"
Fluttershy: "Alright, my little friends, who's up for spaying and neutering?"
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-biggest win I've seen all day-
Sorry... But I just couldn't hold in the laugh I had when I heard Fluttershy say "Shit, Cocks, Tits, Ass, Motherfucker." I really, really, really did lose my proverbial shit again.
Last edited by Bipolar Bear; 04-17-2012 at 06:35 AM.
"You know when you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr Seuss
For those of you who frequent SoFurry, you can find me on there --> http://jacques.sofurry.com/
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Does this word exist? Don't you mean "proverbial"?
Anyway:
-We'll also never see or hear either of the mane six wishing for children or the like.
Acknowledgements:
+Avatar: scene from The Three Caballeros.
+ Signature art by super-tuler (Nidoking and Totodile), unknown artist (Milotic), Nadou (Flygon) and Agemono (Ivysaur).
Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Even Mrs. Cake didn't even appear pregnant and bam out of nowhere two kids.
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