Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[Greg]

Dear Princess Celestia,
by the time you read this, I'll be dead. here's how I think it's gonna go down:
Pinkie Pie will shoot me, then I'll shoot Pinkie Pie, then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie and I, then Applejack will come in and get shot by Rainbow, Pinkie and I multiple times.
Your faithful student,
Twighlight.

PS: Rarity and Fluttershy will come in and they'll shoot each other.

[Zaedrin]

Dear Princess Celestia,
by the time you read this, I'll be dead. here's how I think it's gonna go down:
Pinkie Pie will shoot me, then I'll shoot Pinkie Pie, then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie and I, then Applejack will come in and get shot by Rainbow, Pinkie and I multiple times.
Your faithful student,
Twighlight.

PS: Rarity and Fluttershy will come in and they'll shoot each other.

Not bad. ^^

[Traven V]

"Pinky pie do you taste like pie?" *om nom nom*

[CannonFodder]

"Pinky pie do you taste like pie?" *om nom nom*

*guttermind*
I've been spending too much time on the internet.

[Hakar Kerarmor]

"Congratulations miss Sparkle, it's a colt!"

[CannonFodder]

"Congratulations miss Sparkle, it's a colt!"

*looks at RD*
"How is this possible?"

[CannonFodder]

Original at-
http://ende26.deviantart.com/gallery...ath=/#/d541kgn

XD oww my ribs, it hurts to laugh.

[Zaedrin]

Narrator: "Welcome back to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...AFTER DARK."

On an all new episode of My Little Pony, Rainbow Dash finally pops the question to Applejack, which is especially funny because it looked like Ashleigh Ball was hitting on herself in the recording booth."