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    Default Re: Things you will never hear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    Even Mrs. Cake didn't even appear pregnant and bam out of nowhere two kids.
    At least they acknowledged sex and abundant males exist, which is a big step above the previous MLP's. How did they reproduce in those, through partenogenesis?
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    Twilight "If Cadence is both Celestia's and Luna's niece and they have no siblings where did she come from?"
    Celestia " gotcha"
    Twilight "....shit"
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    Twilight "If Cadence is both Celestia's and Luna's niece and they have no siblings where did she come from?"
    Speaking of that, I suspect another thing we'll never hear is how Twilight went for 50 episodes without mentioning she had a brother.

    Another thing you'll never hear:
    -Any of the mane 6: "Mom and dad are going to be so upset over this!/What will mom and dad think!/Mom and dad are coming, everything must be perfect!".
    Of course, they're all independent ladies probably around their 20's in human years, but how come their parents don't show up aside from (mostly) flashbacks... not to mention Rairty, who seems to have been living in that studio of hers since she was filly.

    5 bucks Twilight's parents won't show up at the wedding, even if it'd make perfect sense for them to.
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    Another thing you'll never hear on the show-
    Fluttershy, "Twilight I'm going to introduce you to my boyfriend, he's going to walk by and only you'll know who he really is"
    Fluttershy's boyfriend, "Hello"
    Rainbow Dash, "Hi dad"
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    That's nothing; yu-gi-oh is worse at this.
    The ONLY scene where yugi's mom shows up was censored out in the 4kids version.
    Anime in general is really bad about this, period. Even slice-of-lifes avoid presenting full families for the most part. On one hand, there's no need to show them, but it does make you wonder about the characters' backgrounds a little bit. Considering the current trends, a show like the first Digimon, where family members also play a key role in the character development, could be seen as refreshing solely for that aspect (it's still pretty good, but that only adds to its overall quality).

    EDIT: Just saw your edit. Yeah, that's beyond impossible for a thousand reasons.
    Last edited by Ariosto; 04-16-2012 at 10:36 PM.
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    Chances are the cutie mark crusaders won't get their cutie marks any time soon.
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    i confess i miss the original black hole.
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    Apple Bloom: "I want a cutie mark that's a device of torture."

    ~

    Rainbow Dash: "Why should we listen to what Celestia has to say? For years, we've been exploited and treated as slaves. I say no more! REVOLUTION! REVO-*gun shots* AAAAAAAGH!!!"

    ~

    Big Macintosh: "Sure, I'll help you AppleJack, but first you have to help me. See, there's this certain filly that's been getting a bit too nosy in the organization's affairs regarding Granny's 'disappearance'"...

    AppleJack : "And jus' what are you getting at?"

    Big Macintosh: "I was thinking, if you'd be able to distract her, maybe get some sedatives to keep her calm, while I get the ol' red chainsaw and surprise her..."

    AppleJack : "But, she's your sister."

    Big Macintosh: "Eeyup."
    [SPOILER="irony"]
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    "Silly Twilight! Everyone knows mexicans arent REAL people."
    " If you wouldn't write it and sign it, Don't say it." -Earl Wilson
    " Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders." - Bob Moawad
    " Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together." -Woodrow Wilson

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshfursRevenge View Post
    "Silly Twilight! Everyone knows mexicans arent REAL people."

    "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE HARD TIMES AHEAD FOR PACO!!" XD


    How about this:

    Pinkie Pie: Happy Hearts And Hooves Day, everypony! Here, instead of candy, have some morning-after pills and Astroglide! We're all gonna need 'em once Big Mac's in heat!

    Apple Bloom: Hey guys, I finally got my cutie mark! It's a bottle of glue!

    Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, I learned today that life is a heartless oubliette of suffering, fear and cruelty after Fluttershy dumped me. *hangs self*

    Rainbow Dash: Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash. And WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!

    Twilight: Huh..."Equus. Written by Peter Shaffer." I've never heard of this book, but I bet it's a fantastic read!

    Spike: I ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

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    (Excuse this language)

    AppleJack: FUCK YOU I CANT EAT ALL THESE FUCKING APPLES *OM NOM NOM

    Found a parody video of AppleJack eating a full barel of apples lol I don't watch MLP but it made m laugh haha


    Think it was called "Apple.mov"

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    Rainbow Dash, "What? The book had the same name as you Twi"
    Quote Originally Posted by Ad Hoc View Post
    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    i confess i miss the original black hole.
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    Twilight: "Dear Princess Celestia, today I realized that I can have a shit while I walk!"

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    "Dear Princess Celestia, I found that sometimes you can find love in the most unlikely of places.
    Also you are cordially invited to the wedding of Rarity and Tom"
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    Spike: Come on Rarity, you know you want it.
    Doctor Whooves: GET TO THE TARDIS!
    Derpy: I might be special but I'm not fucking retarded you know.
    Pinkie Pie: Screw the princess, let's party!
    Rainbow Dash: A lesba-what now?
    Rarity: That bitch is wearing my dress!
    Twilight: Shut the fuck up Spike, I'm trying to study.
    Applejack: I'll buck anything, you name it, I'll buck it. I'm a bucking machine.
    Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey.

    Quote Originally Posted by ErikutoSan View Post
    Found a parody video of AppleJack eating a full barel of apples
    We know.

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    Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, we have your son. Leave 1,000,000 Bits behind Sugarcube Corner or the kid gets it.

    Applejack: GET OFFA MAH PROPERTY!! *fires boomstick*

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    Applejack, "Big Mac I'm pregnant, and it's yours!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Ad Hoc View Post
    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    i confess i miss the original black hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    Applejack, "Big Mac I'm pregnant, and it's yours!"
    *snickers* Good one, man. XD

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    "Equines have polyestrus, which is several estrous cycles during a single breeding season."
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    Pinkie Pie: "I'm tired."
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    "Dear Princess Molestia..."
    "....so I headbutted the blind chick."

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    Rainbow Dash, "Kiss me you filly!"
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    I did do some weird shit with my fingers at MFF that made Fay V scream.
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    i confess i miss the original black hole.
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    You will never hear mention of the word "gelding".


    Random pony A: "Gosh, I hope you didn't pay too much for that dress."

    Random pony B: "You know, I was having second thoughts..."

    Random stallion: "YOU ALL LOOK BETTER NAKED ANYWAY MMMMMM."
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    This ever happening-


    I'm with Celestia on this one. Cadence needs to actually know a pony before performing her spell otherwise this may very well happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CannonFodder View Post
    This ever happening-

    I'm with Celestia on this one.
    Fantastic.

    Anyone else: "Twilight has a brother?!".

    Fluttershy: "Tell me about your honeymoon, please! I'd love to hear the details, all of them".
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