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    "The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are forever subject to the will of those that can, and nothing and no-one will ever save you." -Ender

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    "Hey Paul!" ~ Patrick Bateman, American Psycho.
    I have a friend who really likes that movie. He's also really into music so every time he starts talking about this or that band/song/genre, I start quoting Patrick Bateman.

    "Not only is it about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of having friends. It's also a personal statement about the band."
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    Don't only practice your art, but force yourself into it's secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine. ~Beethoven




    Mugatu: I present to you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too."
    Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
    Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
    Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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    I must sound like an emo, but these are some of my fave quotes.
    "I hear them all, and they say nothing!" - Serenity
    "To know the face of god is to know madness" - I can't remember the source.
    "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt" - Librarian in DOW
    "A mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open" - Again, I can't remember.
    "At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust." - Pinbacker from Sunshine
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    There's no way that you and I aren't going to go out and get completely shitfaced
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    Finland, a country so shitty they had to hide how shitty it is with a misleading name

    Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence

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    "I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."
    "It’s a clever lettuce then."
    "Hardly... Why would anything clever think it’s a lettuce?"
    "Even if it is a lettuce?"
    "Especially then. Bad enough to be a lettuce. How awful to think you are a lettuce too."

    - from "A Wise Man's Fear" by Patrick Rothfus

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    This post had to be clicked on as soon as I saw the fight club quote.
    "You son of a bitch ball why didn't you just go home! That's your home! Are you to good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!- Happy Gilmore
    "I'll be back."- Terminator
    In the beginning life was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."- The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

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    "revenge is a dish best served awesomely"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zydrate Junkie View Post
    "You son of a bitch ball why didn't you just go home! That's your home! Are you to good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!- Happy Gilmore
    YES

    Grandma: ''How's that girlfriend of yours?''
    Happy Gilmore: ''Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead''
     
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    I've always enjoyed these two:

    "Brothers, what we do in life...echoes in eternity." (Gladiator)

    "Why do we fall, sir? So that we might learn to pick ourselves up." (Batman Begins)

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    I wish once in my lifetime I could say:

    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

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    Quote Originally Posted by viridis_coyote View Post
    Don't only practice your art, but force yourself into it's secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine. ~Beethoven




    Mugatu: I present to you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too."
    Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
    Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
    Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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    " I know exactly where we are, where the fuck are we?" - Incubus

    " Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try
    No hell below us, Above us only sky
    Imagine all the people living for today

    Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do
    Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too
    Imagine all the people living life in peace " - John Lennon

    "Mention this to me, Mention something, mention anything....and watch the weather change, " - Tool

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    Well, I mainly watch youtube videos, but they are quotes, so they count, I think.

    "Get that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons" Alucard from TFS Hellsing Abridged
    "nomnomnom" The spirit ball in Dragon Ball Z Abridged

    This last one is something my dad's friend said to me randomly "be careful with that desk, if you bend a girl over it, it wont hold, particle board isn't that strong"
    that was a very awkward situation >///>
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    "Screw the rules I have green hair" yu-gi-oh abridged.
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    Each warning is written with fresh virgin blood on an enormous sheet of rotten flesh sewn together with pubic hair. This sheet is then hung over your bed while you're sleeping. This ensures you don't simply ignore it.
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    "My name is Stain
    I guess my Dad he had a sense of humor
    He gave me such a name cause Stains they all mixed together
    If you are red or blue you depend on the trends
    But Stains it's no problem, everywhere you find them"- Shaka ponk's song: My name is Stain
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    "Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags." -Sheogorath
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    lord guru: NAAAIIIL, i need you to MAAAIIILLL this for me!
    nail: sir, we don't have a postal service.
    lord guru:...nail, gather the dragon balls...

    lord guru: nail, gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a new plasma tv.
    nail:sir, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.
    lord guru: i'm about to misuse my hand upside you head!
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    ''I'ts been a while since i've killed someone, wanna watch?''--edward elric.

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    "If god doesn't exist then who wrote the bible? Well, if harry potter doesn't exist then who wrote harry potter?" -My friend
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    I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for physics and law enforcement- bumper sticker at the leslieville hilton.

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    "Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. even if you win, you're still retarded." - Anonymous
    "Hey guys did you know that a Tornado can travel ten minutes in a second?!" - A friend
    "Hey guys did you know that if you put legos in dry ice they catch on fire?!" - Same retarded friend
    "Acta Non Verba" - Various

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    "Wake me... when you need me"
    What Master Chief and I tell our friends.

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    Ooops, i beat up the fucker a bit too much.---my awesome precher

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    I'll let you guys figure out what these are from: These aren't my favorite quotes but these haven't been posted yet.

    "Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself."

    “My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
    Friends, I like war.
    No, friends, I love war!
    I love holocausts.
    I love blitzkriegs.
    I love defensive lines.
    I love sieges,
    charges,
    I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
    Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
    I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
    My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds.
    And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
    Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
    The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they’re mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!
    When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stands with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I’m in ecstasy.
    I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It’s so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
    I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the Yak bombers flying overhead.
    Gentlemen… All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble.
    Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want?
    Do you wish for further war as I do?
    Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war?
    A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?”
    Letzes Battalion:
    “Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, krieg, krieg!”
    Major:
    “Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have.
    We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But.. After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple “ordinary” war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man’s history has never known!
    We are but a single battalion.. The remnants of of defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
    It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let’s drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
    Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires will burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe’s charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
    At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander:
    Friends…let’s bring them Hell.”
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