Tango's Stereotype of Blood Elves (scientific name: Anal-plugis Maximus All-Dayis): Usually Canadian with -no- emotions other then snarkiness and a desire for fungus-loving (usually around the shin area). They statistically have smaller boobs. The horrible educational system of Canada prevents them from learning about the wonderful and god-tier organisms known as fungi but we can't fault them for that. We can blame that the barbarian culture that they belong to.
Normally, blood elves take mod positions on furry forum boards due to their inability to Google the correct World of Warcraft forum boards. When they do manage to become a mod, they tend to slide into the category of 'almost-Corto' or 'not-quite Fay'. This can be all corrected via acknowledging/hugging a fungus.
*Yes, this is satire...mostly...At least 65% satire.
Instead of putting you on the list, I am going to toss you into a soup.
Or that's the balance of the bangpool hiearchy.
On the Alliance side Nightelves= Draenei>Worgen>Gnome>human>Dwarf
Often played by females and LOTR, Inuyasha, Naruto, and Dragonball Z fantards.The males also have a tendency to sparkle.
Fine Zeke, if you won't do it, I will!
Fungus/fungi: Highly intelligent with a tendency for witty banter. Universally loved throughout the fandom and most of the internet. Deep individuals that, if they weren't too humble to change the world, would win the Noble Peace Prize every other week.
this thread's racist
eskiworks: take tablet pen, smash against tablet, ???, PROFIT!!
Hah! Scientists can't decide which category of faggotry I fall into >:3
Too bird to be a dinosaur, to dino to be a bird. Bring it.
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