Wish ruining game.

[KigRatel]

Granted, but unfortunately you have no arms, legs, or eyes.

I wish this thread was called "Corrupt A Wish" like it is in the Steam Forums.

[Ansitru]

Granted, but you'll never reach puberty.

[NINJA'D] Granted (though I don't know the forum). Everyone shall now also commence debating whether CoD beats Halo or not.
I wish I had some tea right now.

[KigRatel]

[NINJA'D] Granted (though I don't know the forum). Everyone shall now also commence debating whether CoD beats Halo or not.

[notpartofchain]Just so you know, most of the time people whine about how EA is so evil and how Gabe Newell is apparently a Brony. But we digress.[/notpartofchain]

[Tarogar]

Granted but it's rock solid

i wish i had more time to do stuff i want to do

[Halceon]

Granted, now no one else in the world has time to do anything.

I wish I could learn new languages with ease.

[Traven V]

Wish granted but you speak all the languages at once, don't ask me how XD

I wish everyone could find inner peace in this world, if only for a day.

[MattisVeneficus]

Granted, but then no one would know what a blessing inner peace is, having never known the opposite.

I wish that I can be happy when I grow up.

[CannonFodder]

Granted, but then no one would know what a blessing inner peace is, having never known the opposite.

I wish that I can be happy when I grow up.

Congratulations you are now a drug addict.


I wish my wish would backfire.

[Bipolar Bear]

Congratulations you are now a drug addict.


I wish my wish would backfire.

Granted! You create a paradox, open the Gates of Hell and destroy Earth.

I wish I had Brad Pitts body.

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Granted, but Prad Bitt has cancer and you get it too.
You also become very short.

I wish I could sleep a healthy amount a day

[CannonFodder]

Granted, but Prad Bitt has cancer and you get it too.
You also become very short.

I wish I could sleep a healthy amount a day

Congratulations, you are now comatose.


I wish that I had a wish.

[Bipolar Bear]

Congratulations, you are now comatose.


I wish that I had a wish.

Granted! You just used that wish!

I wish I was an Anthropomorphic Polar Bear.

[CannonFodder]

Granted! You just used that wish!

I wish I was an Anthropomorphic Polar Bear.

Granted, but you were shot immediately by Sarah Palin.


I wish I didn't have a wish.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

Granted! Your wish is given to someone who wishes for your demise!

I wish I didn't have to work so late tonight.

[Halceon]

Granted, you now have to work ungodly early in the morning.

I wish I had more free time.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

Granted! You're fired from your job!

I wish I had a better computer.

[Saiko]

Granted but you now have to sit in your bed bored out of your skull because you have nothing to do.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy and tired.

[XoPachi]

Granted! You now have an algebra tutor in place of it.

I wish I had another childhood.

(wow, too slow. Skip this.)

[MattisVeneficus]

Granted, but you're struck my lightning and sent to Oz!

I wish I win my last soccer tournament.

[Skappy]

Granted, however you win by default because the other teams bus fell off a cliff on the way to the field.

I wish I was taller

[Kluuvdar]

Granted, but you're now 16 feet tall, and can't feel most of your limbs.

I wish I was a dragon.

[Halceon]

Granted, but the rest of the world freaks out since dragons shouldn't exist, and you are soon captured and will spend the rest of your life being poked and probed by scientists.

I wish I had a stash filled with an infinite supply of chocolate.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

Granted! It's 100% cacao!

I wish I had cream for my coffee.

[Reito]

Granted, but the sugar substitute contains a molecule chain that causes you to grow cancerous cells

I wish for $300, oh great monkey paw

[MattisVeneficus]

Granted, but you get it as compensation for your son's death.

I wish my friends aren't busy.