Wish ruining game.

[Reito]

They arent busy, but now you have to do an impromptu diagram of the socio-economic impact of anthropomorphic beings

[OT: Yay, thank god someone got the reference xD]

I wish for 3 wishes

[Itzal]

Granted, but you were beaten over the head with a pipe before you could use any of them.

I wish I wasn't a virgin

[Gibby]

Wish granted

I raip u

I wish I didn't get arrested for raping Itzal :'[

[Viridis]

Granted. You now live alone in a run down shack 100 miles away from civilization evading the law, and you will for the rest of your life.

I wish that I didn't suck a bowling.

[Tarogar]

granted now nobody ever wants to play bowling with you.

i wish for nothing (yes breaking this thread attempt two on the way )

[Saiko]

You are instantly teleported into the nothingness of the Void where you suffocate and die.

I wish for a nap.

[MattisVeneficus]

Granted, but you wake up 5 years later.

I wish that my lunch is delicious.

[Project H311H0UND]

Granted but, the secret ingredient that made your lunch delicious was poison.

I wish I had a beer right about now.

[Reito]

Granted, but its hobo beer

CHEAP hobo beer


I wish I could be more decisive...

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Granted, but you make the worst decisions

I wish I'd have more courage

[Halceon]

Granted, you now lack a sense of fear and rush into a situation that gets you killed.

I wish I had a brand new drawing tablet.

[Kluuvdar]

Granted, you receive the best tablet on the market, complete with mouse and pen, and almost takes up your whole desk! But you had to trade your hands for it. Draw with your mouth maybe?

I wish that the next posters wish doesn't get corrupted.

Off topic:

Granted, but the rest of the world freaks out since dragons shouldn't exist, and you are soon captured and will spend the rest of your life being poked and probed by scientists.

Not bad.

[Coty-Coyote]

Granted by the thread getting locked.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener

[Bipolar Bear]

Granted! Sie befinden sich nun eine Wurst!

I wish I know fluent Russian.

[Kluuvdar]

Granted, but you had to pay for the information with your vocal cords.

I wish BipolarBear had his vocal cords back.

[Traven V]

Granted but he can only speak in Soprano (not the show XD)

I wish I could play lead guitar

[MattisVeneficus]

Granted, but you're the only person in your band and you have no fans.

I wish I get my drawing stuff soon.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

Granted, but you're the only person in your band and you have no fans.

I wish I get my drawing stuff soon.

Granted! Your hands are horrifically mangled beyond repair moments before it arrives!

I wish I had a bottle of wine.

[Traven V]

Granted but they got it wrong at the universe store and gave you a bottle of whine :P

I wish I was a Deity

[Echo Wolf]

Granted, you're now the lead roll in a crappy remake of Bruce Almighty that doesn't even have Morgan Freeman.

I wish fitting background music would play every time I am about to do something.

[Halceon]

Granted. It plays at 400 decibels and permanently deafens you and everyone around you when it plays.

I wish to get a good grade on my Calculus final tomorrow.

[Sly-Wolf]

Granted but you got terrible grades on every other subject

I wish I was a wolf.

[Saiko]

Wish not granted. Why would you wish such a creepy thing? :V

Okay, fine it's granted; but now you sniff dog butts constantly.
I wish I had some brain bleach... friend just linked me a really... kinky commission. x.x

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Granted, it will erase EVERYTHING. You start your development from the very beginning

I wish I got better grades

[Coty-Coyote]

Granted, you are now majoring in communication.

I wish I had a fursuit.