General Time Wasting Thread REDUX (READ OP, IT'S MANDATORY)

[Milo]

... how? I would think it'd be infuriating. >.>

I used to have it in class all the time. specifically in my first year of highschool. the first class I had was math, and I was in the back row. I nodded off all the time. well whenever I did, I'd get into sleep paralysis mode. my body would go numb, almost every nerve in my body would go crazy, and I'd be semi aware that it's happening. it freaks me out because I'm unable to move, but by the time it's over and I wake up, I'm just like "oh god... I want to do that again"

put simply, it can be really terrifying to experience, but once it's over, it's kind of cool to think about lol

[Saiko]

Hmm, I never had that in particular happen; but I do have a knack for hitting that halfway point between awake and asleep during some classes. I'll be dreaming but my eyes are open and I'm vaguely aware of seeing what's going on.

... last time this happened, my class noticed and almost got a picture. The girl beside me poked my nose just in time thankfully. xD

[Ariosto]

Reading Baltasar Gracián's Arte y Agudeza de Ingenio, and I don't think I've understood a single one of his main points, mainly because he doesn't bother to explain a few terms. Guess I'll have to look for the Diccionario de Autoridades, I can only hope that will help.

[Ley]

nope.

[Tybis]

Since this is content-less I can post this right? I'm gonna draw things o3o

I can't see it, for I'm a 3G boy!
D:

[Serbia Strong]

So I just got back from an 8 hour roadtrip to Los Angeles

>>MFW I found out I lost the auction to the Manchurian flag.

[Mxpklx]

>>MFW I found out I lost the auction to the Manchurian flag.

Kind of off subject, my grandpa stole the Nazi flag at the Dachau Concentration camp while his platoon was raiding it haha.

And I just learned how to play this on the piano, and I will play it at our family reunion this summer. Last year I played the Silent hill songs. What is with me and sad music?

[SIX]

I'm really looking forward to this one. The feral anatomy's just incredible.

[Evan of Phrygia]

Mum's rearranging my room. Not even from any reason, she just went at it without telling me.

ok.

also.

[Onnes]

I'm really looking forward to this one. The feral anatomy's just incredible.

This link does not contain a dick. I am pleasantly surprised.

[Evan of Phrygia]

This link does not contain a dick. I am pleasantly surprised.

was i only one paying attention to the fact that he's posing with his arse in the air or what

[Tybis]

Hmm.

[Onnes]

was i only one paying attention to the fact that he's posing with his arse in the air or what

Out of sight, out of mind. Now stop trying to mentally recreate whatever else is depicted there, you're a minor!

[Evan of Phrygia]

Out of sight, out of mind. Now stop trying to mentally recreate whatever else is depicted there, you're a minor!

There are many worse things to fear than erotic anatomy.

Many worse...

[Ariosto]

I should be reading that book, but I just can't stop listening to this. Thos strings man, those strings.

[Criminal Scum]

I take a break for a week and a creepy awesome thread like this is created?

Hmm... I want to learn a new song on the piano. What song should I learn?

[Evan of Phrygia]

I'm embarrassed at how terrible I am with relationships...

I take a break for a week and a creepy awesome thread like this is created?

Hmm... I want to learn a new song on the piano. What song should I learn?

Un sospiro.

It'll take forever, but it's so worth at least learning the first chorus/page/theme

[SIX]

There are many worse things to fear than erotic anatomy.

Many worse...

idk i have screenshots of that too, but it's a WIP piece, you can wait :VVV

[Gibby]

I'm really looking forward to this one. The feral anatomy's just incredible.

Hawhaw, you're a bottom

[Milo]

you all strike me as bottoms...

especially corey

[Kangaroo_Boy]

Alright kids, shut up. I'm telling a story.

For the past couple days, I've been dealing with losing my voice after having gotten over a cold and sore throat. Today however, it had worsen and my voice went from a raspy whisper to total mute. Work was bad enough, seeing as nobody seemed to be able to read lips, which meant any means of communication with the lot I had a shift with was me performing some sort of Harpo Marx act. After all that, I headed out to the shopping center to get myself a couple pairs of nice new shorts. Things are heating up around here so it's about damn time I do it. Find a couple pairs that I liked, and picked up a shirt just because, when this lady approached me. Now let me tell you about her. This bitch looked like she just woke up after a speed binge and stumbled out her trailer into the H&M. She starts going off on me on how much she absolutely needed them more for her son than I did. I'd tell her off, but, you know, I'm kind of fucking mute today, so I give her a look. She snaps, seizing the hangers that I'm holding on to, and telling me to let go. Then, she pulls something from her purse and starts smacking me on the head with it. Didn't hurt or anything, not to mention I was wearing a hat, but it was sure as hell enough of a distraction for me to let go with one hand to defend myself, which was one enough for this nut to use her magic meth powers to rip them away from me. I stood there, dumbfounded. Some crazy bitch just fought me over some shorts off the discount rack at H&M.
Well regardless, something like that didn't go unnoticed. The moment it ended, another shopper, with her little daughter swiftly approached. I was instantly bombarded with "Oh my god"s and "Are you okay"s. I simply made some hand gestures to the clothes rack, and to the trailer harpy now walking away. She looks at me, eyebrows furrowed, trying to think. "Oh my god, you're a mute!" She lauded me with condolences, as if I were a puppy that was just kicked. Before I could even try to mouth out "No, I just lost my voice", she sped off in a whirlwind to the cashiers, pulling aside one, that I kid you not, was the spitting image of, if not, the actual Hipster Barista. She talks, points at me, I overhear "attacked that poor mute boy", he looks at me. Then she points where the meth harpy went. He looks that way, she's halfway down the escalator. Shortly after, the theft alarm sounds. HB sprints to the escalator, probably to put his burly beard to good use on the crazy woman that attacked me. The concerned mother comes back and asks if I'm okay. I shrug with a nod, go back to browsing, find what I need and leave.

[Seian Verian]

I'm really looking forward to this one. The feral anatomy's just incredible.

Ooh, that looks like it's gonna be really nice. I'd love to see the finished product.

[Onnes]

I think you just summarized why I only shop for clothes online now.

Wait, I haven't bought new clothes in over a year. I look like a hobo.

[Serbia Strong]

you all strike me as bottoms...

especially corey

Really now Milo?

[Evan of Phrygia]

you all strike me as bottoms...

especially corey

switch

@Kanga: thats terrifying.
I don't want to shop anymore.