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    Bleh, this artist I have hired keeps getting the description wrong. Read the damn description already! Don't apologise about getting the concept totally wrong, then getting it wrong again. How on Earth did you get the impression I wanted the character standing when I described them as lying down on their back? WTF the latest sample still doesn't have them on their back, why are you still getting this wrong? You've got their hands in the wrong place, I didn't describe them as being there, it's supposed to be a closed shirt not baring their chest. Why are they looking at the viewer? I said they were looking down on themselves. No this isn't porn! This was a transformation pic, they're supposed to be paying attention to the fact that they have transformed, why have you got them in a pin-up pose?

    Good god, do you even understand what I am saying? Why did you accept the commission description if you don't understand what I am saying?

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    I feel awkward and flushed for some reason.

    I can't stop blushing either.

    It's so weird >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by ADF View Post
    Bleh, this artist I have hired keeps getting the description wrong.
    And so on and so forth etc.
    Maybe he/she needs you to draw it out for him/her.
    Hey, some people are just visual that way!

    :v

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    I feel awkward and flushed for some reason.

    I can't stop blushing either.

    It's so weird >_>
    Maybe you're
    just drunk
    and don't know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tybis View Post
    Maybe he/she needs you to draw it out for him/her.
    Hey, some people are just visual that way!

    :v
    I've given them numerous image examples of the approach to use, two of which were noted as being the pose I was looking for. How they've managed to use a totally different pose after I explained it a second time is beyond me. If English is their second language, then the images at least should have hinted what to do.

    Somehow they've given the character a belly button, even though I provided many examples and stated not to include mammal traits like a belly button on a lizard character. I have no idea what's going on their end. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tybis View Post
    Maybe you're
    just drunk
    and don't know it.
    Me drunk would be the total opposite.

    It'd be something like a really unbalanced Keith Moon
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    Hey look I'm hot.

    Quote Originally Posted by ADF View Post
    I've given them numerous image examples of the approach to use, two of which were noted as being the pose I was looking for. How they've managed to use a totally different pose after I explained it a second time is beyond me. If English is their second language, then the images at least should have hinted what to do.

    Somehow they've given the character a belly button, even though I provided many examples and stated not to include mammal traits like a belly button on a lizard character. I have no idea what's going on their end. :/
    Ugh.

    Sounds like more trouble than it's worth HOT HOT HOT.
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    Me drunk would be the total opposite.

    It'd be something like a really unbalanced Keith Moon
    I think he already was unbalanced HOT HOT HOT.
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    okay you know what
    I AM FUCKING DELICIOUS


    ...what does cap'n crunch even have to do with the number 2,600 anyway

    Edyt: For future reference, because I want to post elsewhere today too.
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    Default Re: General Time Wasting Thread REDUX (READ OP, IT'S MANDATORY)

    Quote Originally Posted by barefootfoof View Post
    ...what does cap'n crunch even have to do with the number 2,600 anyway
    i too, wish to know this

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    Quote Originally Posted by barefootfoof View Post
    ...what does cap'n crunch even have to do with the number 2,600 anyway
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking#2600_hertz

    Basically, in ye olde times you could get free long distance calls by playing a tone at 2600 Hz over your phone. There was a whistle included in boxes of Cap'n Crunch that produced this precise tone. Obscure enough for you?
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    Xaerun is so anti-fun he stopped this thread before we could convince Eversleep to eat a bucktfull of earthworms.


    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking#2600_hertz
    Basically, in ye olde times you could get free long distance calls by playing a tone at 2600 Hz over your phone. There was a whistle included in boxes of Cap'n Crunch that produced this precise tone. Obscure enough for you?
    OH! I am not the only one here who knows about phreaking! Ha ha, Onnes, were you a phreaker too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deo View Post
    OH! I am not the only one here who knows about phreaking! Ha ha, Onnes, were you a phreaker too?
    Although I am old enough, I was never into that sort of thing as a kid. When it comes to the history of the internet the Cap'n Crunch story just happens to be awesome enough to remember, though.
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    fffuck

    I'm feeling all in a tizzy

    Today's been so strange, why do I feel as fucked up as I do

    I'm going to sleep
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    In my desire to not stenowrite, I keep doing random tasks around the house.

    At least it's useful procrastination.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking#2600_hertz

    Basically, in ye olde times you could get free long distance calls by playing a tone at 2600 Hz over your phone. There was a whistle included in boxes of Cap'n Crunch that produced this precise tone. Obscure enough for you?
    Now THAT is a awesome factoid.

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    I kinda wanna just keep making pascals triangle for as long as I can, it was so amusing for some odd reason
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    Fuck Womens studies, I will be happy just to take a low C in that class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aetius View Post
    Fuck Womens studies, I will be happy just to take a low C in that class.
    I hope you at least took the opportunity to troll the course review form.
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    I hope you at least took the opportunity to troll the course review form.
    One stars all around!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aetius View Post
    One stars all around!
    But all the fun is in the comments section! (Assuming this is completely anonymous, as is typical.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    But all the fun is in the comments section! (Assuming this is completely anonymous, as is typical.)
    "This course made me gay."
    "I no longer want to be a woman."
    "I didn't know misogyny could be entertaining!"
    "I am now on a medication to treat my newfound phobia of vagina"
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    Quote Originally Posted by barefootfoof View Post
    okay you know what
    I AM FUCKING DELICIOUS


    ...what does cap'n crunch even have to do with the number 2,600 anyway

    Edyt: For future reference, because I want to post elsewhere today too.
    I am so glad you are back to this avatar thou.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kijha View Post
    I am so glad you are back to this avatar thou.
    Hahaa, glad you like it. I am fond of this terrible-looking thing.

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    Thank you industrialcraft, not only do you crash for no reason, but you eat my fucking maps when I relaunch minecraft, the console doesn't pick up any errors, the MCerror.jar doesn't pick up anything wrong, and my problem can only be replicated in 64-bit java, these fucking error testing things only use java fucking 32-bit thus not being able to detect the problem :/ I would love to not attempt to install this fucking thing for the 80 billionth time in 3 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    But all the fun is in the comments section! (Assuming this is completely anonymous, as is typical.)
    "This course made me gay."
    "I no longer want to be a woman."
    "I didn't know misogyny could be entertaining!"
    Damn, I should have written that. All I just wrote in the comments was "Course made me smartest"
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    Watching gmod slides on youtube

    ok, that's it.

    Where's roller coaster tycoon
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