Rant: STOP DRAWING PORN IF YOU CAN'T DRAW CUNTS AND TITS CORRECTLY, STUPID FURFAGS

[SIX]

On the media's perception of men and women and how it affects us, I will say that I, as a young man, am absolutely not comfortable with my body.

I feel that to be attractive, I need to be ripped and hairless. I am lanky and fluffy and scarred, and every time I look at myself I think UGH. Body hair looks unhygenic, lankiness just isn't attractive nor impressive, and rough, scarred skin is not nice at all as opposed to smoothness, and my teeth look... well they're not THAT BAD but they need work. The only thing I feel like I got going for me is a bit of decency towards others. It doesn't help that all my heroes, such in the dude in my avatar, are the complete opposite of me.

Also I dislike half the porn I see. Is it wierd that I'm mostly interested in just foreplay? TMI again, but in sex, I think I'm only really interested in foreplay and "romance".

To be honest it's really sad but this is something I reckon everyone feels, until later experiences. When it comes down to it, before you're getting some, the only experience you get with sex is from this perfected commercial porn, amateurs with the confidence to upload and whom look stocky in comparison, or a sexualised culture of beauty which tries to make you feel imperfect so as to as sell you shit.

And it's tough because when that's all you're exposed to, there's all this "perfect" out there to compare against. But a good partner and enjoyable company talks and communicates throughout and yeah, sex is kind of instinctive and animalistic the first few times because you just don't have a clue, but that's alright - because it's then and only then that sex turns from this sort of "sustenance" (because that's all porn really is) into a bonding activity.

It's marketed falsely. Sex - the real thing - is rarely about getting off. That's mutual masturbation, basically - no better or worse - but it's not sex, which is just fun and good times, and never needed a perfect body with a horse dick. The human body's attractive for what it is, which is a personality and the friend you're spending the night with.


ed: woah, this is so out of character for me


ed2: foreplay is really, really fun, so no, not weird

[PapayaShark]

thing that provides delicious fruit-flavoured semen.

Eat pineapples Gibby :V

I don't love my body at all. The scarred, patchy skin, bad nails, crooked teeth doesn't bother me that much. Its that Im so fucking short and have wide hips because it feels even more like I was born in the wrong body.

[Gibby]

Eat pineapples Gibby :V

But I don't like pineapples. :CCC
But it's cool that semen changes taste depending on what you eat. (But why does my semen taste like semen? D: ) V:

Also thanks for the words, guise. :>

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Anyways. Since this topic is drifting into the realm of bodily insecurities, I'm gonna roll with it. Since it's going to be circlejerky and I kinda started it, you can all publicly execute me later. :V

@Papaya, I did see a picture of you if I remember correctly. I thought you looked good. o: And there's not really anything wrong with being short or wide hipped. I can't comment on how you feel as if you're in the wrong body, but while it's not what you commonly see in those "beauty" magazines and such, It's certainly not an unattractive kind of body to have, not at all. I don't know what I can say to make you enjoy your own looks as that's something I struggle with too, but I can say that there's really nothing wrong. :>

Right, lets set the gallows up for me. :V

[dinosaurdammit]

jizz taste gross. Its all kinds of ick. The thought of swallowing- oh holy crap do not want. I feel like mens expectations of cum guzzling slut girls they end up marrying are dashed against the rock round about the honeymoon. Porn- why do you depict women guzzling the stuff like it was sugar gel

[Thaily]

I think it's easy to get caught up in self criticism, but at the same time think other people look good when they feel the same as you.

Also when you draw a realistic body shape, like with some rolls and folds or whatnot, it's annoying when people critique your work in the assumption you're striving to depict an unrealistic ideal all the time.

[dinosaurdammit]

also i love how fa draws a male's climax as a bucket being dumped inside and on the hapless victim

[Ayeaka]

also i love how fa draws a male's climax as a bucket being dumped inside and on the hapless victim

Ayup. And any images that are slightly more realistic are commented on as 'wow he can't/produce/murrypurrytermshere much can he?'

Similar comments seem to crop up on any picture with 'realistically' sized genitalia.
WOW HE'S REALLY SMALL
Uh...6-7" is small now?

[OssumPawesome]

Porn- why do you depict women guzzling the stuff like it was sugar gel

Because having a woman go "Ewwwww, groady" wouldn't sell well.

Or at least I don't think it would.

Ayup. And any images that are slightly more realistic are commented on as 'wow he can't/produce/murrypurrytermshere much can he?'

I've never seen that, but the dicksize ones are hilarious because as soon as it happens 10 argumentative shits enter a thread and berate him/her constantly for a comment he/she likely made mid-fap without really thinking.

[dinosaurdammit]

real furfag anatomy

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7911270/

[Gibby]

real furfag anatomy

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7911270/

listed as mature

noooooooooooooo

[Ayeaka]

I've never seen that, but the dicksize ones are hilarious because as soon as it happens 10 argumentative shits enter a thread and berate him/her constantly for a comment he/she likely made mid-fap without really thinking.

I'm mostly going off commentary I've gotten while doodling at cons. Furries are especially prone to making these comments while flipping through my examples when I'm in artist alley. Yes, furries, because the 'tee hee he's so small!' comments directed at the 6.5" cross fox make you look like geniuses.

My favorite is when they show me a ref saying 'oh he's about 6"!" and the ref makes the horrific creature contained within look to be about a foot long. If not longer. Possibly while flaccid.
Then you realize the creature is 7'+. Then you die a little inside.

[dinosaurdammit]

listed as mature

noooooooooooooo

its not even really mature, there are no sex organs just internal anatomy but i assume because i wrote the word dick it makes it mature?

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/q...omyfuckyea.jpg

[Gibby]

its not even really mature, there are no sex organs just internal anatomy but i assume because i wrote the word dick it makes it mature?

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/q...omyfuckyea.jpg

THIS IS FANTASTICALLY ACCURATE.

Also that cup of what may be cum is a nice touch.

[Tybalt Maxwell]

jizz taste gross. Its all kinds of ick. The thought of swallowing- oh holy crap do not want. I feel like mens expectations of cum guzzling slut girls they end up marrying are dashed against the rock round about the honeymoon. Porn- why do you depict women guzzling the stuff like it was sugar gel

It's an acquired taste ;o

real furfag anatomy

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7911270/

Too many twists and turns, it's supposed to be a straight line from the stomach to the ass

I mean how else would anal vore work

Unless you're into gore, in which case you actually have more viscera than you should reasonably be able to store inside of you

Edit: FA you're doing that thing where you bisect quotes again for no reason

(Srsly, any mods out there should try editting out the quote tags in the middle to make it one, they reappear as soon as you click "save" o: )

[Ad Hoc]

TMI Now, (snip in case Gibby edits his post later) really. /TMI

Gibby, some day you're going to find someone who you have a truly loving and trusting relationship with. When that relationship becomes intimate, they aren't going to be thinking about some porn star or some fashion model. They'll be thinking about you, because they'll love you. And you'll be the same for them.

Now I've only really had two relationships; so maybe I'm not an expert here, but I think my experience between the two of them was pretty poignant. If I was to step away from my emotional attachments to them and compare them on a purely physical basis, Boyfriend 1 had the sort of conventionally attractive body where he really could have been a successful model if he wanted, while Boyfriend 2 wasn't unattractive but pretty much just average by conventional standards. You know which one I had a longer and more loving relationship with, which one I went crazy for and was pretty much always ready to hop in bed with, and still get excited about when I think about him to this day? The second one, completely. I actually dreaded and resisted intimacy with the first, even after getting over the virgin jitters. I'm quite sure it would have played out the same if the first was Adonis and the second was Quasimodo.

It was because the first was kind of a dickhead and I think we loved each other but boy we sure didn't trust each other. I never thought he was unattractive, but it sure put a pit in my gut every time the clothes started coming off. The second? We loved each other and trusted each other as much as any two folks can, I figure. If he had dark body hair and I had inexplicable stretch marks all over, or he had a little pudge and my bones were visible through my shirt, it didn't matter. We'd kiss and love those features same as we loved anything else about each other.

When you grow as people, when you grow in your relationship, it doesn't really matter what the magazines and commercials say you and your partner should look like. Look at these two. (NSFW.) You think they care what Vogue and Playboy have to say? They're much too preoccupied with each other for that sort of nonsense.

[Littlerock]

things about stuff

But I like lanky skinny fuzzy scarred ;0;
That is my favorite way for boys to look. But I don't make friends based on this, of course, that'd be just terrible. It's just attractive in a weird way that I think it looks good? This is hard to explain.
While I might be asexual, and aromantic, I'm not aasthetic, however that's spelled :3

THIS IS FANTASTICALLY ACCURATE.

Also that cup of what may be cum is a nice touch.

I actually had to search for that.

[Glaice]

Late to the party, we abandoned that topic like 3 or 4 pages ago.

We should get back to it then :V

[SIX]

jizz taste gross. Its all kinds of ick. The thought of swallowing- oh holy crap do not want. I feel like mens expectations of cum guzzling slut girls they end up marrying are dashed against the rock round about the honeymoon. Porn- why do you depict women guzzling the stuff like it was sugar gel

Time, practice. S'like alchohol, you stop disliking it and kind of enjoy it.

[Ariosto]

Time, practice. S'like alchohol, you stop disliking it and kind of enjoy it.

Really? Hehe, reminds me of that book about semen recipes. The cover, by the way, was a flan.

EDIT: And Ozriel's post on horse semen in glasses somwhere in the US.

[Xaerun]

Let's stop talking about swallowing jizz now, mmmmkay? Not really all that appropriate, even considering all this.

[Littlerock]

Why is it that commercials for men's razors depict live-action shots of real hair being cut, but women's ads are all either CG shots, or a razor running across a leg that's already clean shaven waxed?

Even women on ads for hair removal don't have hair. >:T

[morphology]

We should get back to it then :V

Yes, lets.

I'm mostly going off commentary I've gotten while doodling at cons. Furries are especially prone to making these comments while flipping through my examples when I'm in artist alley. Yes, furries, because the 'tee hee he's so small!' comments directed at the 6.5" cross fox make you look like geniuses.

My favorite is when they show me a ref saying 'oh he's about 6"!" and the ref makes the horrific creature contained within look to be about a foot long. If not longer. Possibly while flaccid.
Then you realize the creature is 7'+. Then you die a little inside.

In the world of furry porn, if you can't knock someone unconscious with your erection, you're too small. :V Never mind the whole risk of rectum-shredding during anal sex if you go in without preparation, little control and a giant member (as a lot of the porn is wont to do), but I guess furries have adamantium regenerating colons.

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/q...omyfuckyea.jpg

Yeah, since that guy has a nonlinear colon probably the average furry dick would impale him like a railroad spike.
"here lies Subfox, who went out with a bang".

Why is it that commercials for men's razors depict live-action shots of real hair being cut, but women's ads are all either CG shots, or a razor running across a leg that's already clean shaven waxed?

Even women on ads for hair removal don't have hair. >:T

Hey... now that you mention it that does seem to be the case, does it? Are the commercials expecting ladies to shave even when they have no hair currently present, for the possibly that -Gasp!- they might start growing hair back? From my experience if I shave my legs and I've already shaved the day before, I get a bigger risk of cuts and whatnot.

[OssumPawesome]

Why is it that commercials for men's razors depict live-action shots of real hair being cut, but women's ads are all either CG shots, or a razor running across a leg that's already clean shaven waxed?

Even women on ads for hair removal don't have hair. >:T

Because the more feminine and hygienic a product is, the more butch the advertising for men has to be. That's why you see massive, thick titanium bristles of hair crumbling under the revolutionary MIGHT of the OCTUPLE BLADE ACTION.

>cue knife sound effects<

[LizardKing]

Because the more feminine and hygienic a product is, the more butch the advertising for men has to be. That's why you see massive, thick titanium bristles of hair crumbling under the revolutionary MIGHT of the OCTUPLE BLADE ACTION.

>cue knife sound effects<

See #3

MANLY IRONING AFTER A MANLY SHOWER WITH MANLY BODY SCULPTING TOOLS AND MANLY HAIR DESTROYING ACTION

[Spatel]

Yaoi fanfiction girls scare the hell out of me.
Mind you I am gay, and I find their fictions weird 0_o.

Yaoi fanfiction girls are awesome. This kind of behavior from women needs to be encouraged. If more girls looked at male/male stuff the same way guys look at female/female stuff, it would really help destigmatize male bisexuality.