Rant: STOP DRAWING PORN IF YOU CAN'T DRAW CUNTS AND TITS CORRECTLY, STUPID FURFAGS

[Lobar]

I've never seen the point in makeup.

"I MUST WEAR THIS STUFF TO OBSCURE MY FACE SO NOBODY CAN EVER SEE WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE"

Stop being a fussy little turd. You look fine as it is. No, not the blue dress because that makes your arse look like you've got an Ethiopian baby strapped to each cheek. Can we go now, the table was booked for 3 hours ago.

Agreed. My personal tastes are that if I can tell you're wearing makeup, you have too much on. And I'm all for going au naturel entirely.

[Aleu]

My cuddles can bring back the dead. It will be a horrific circle of life and death in a cuddle that never ends.

So THAT'S the real reason Sam and Dean came back from the dead :V

[Yago]

Agreed. My personal tastes are that if I can tell you're wearing makeup, you have too much on. And I'm all for going au naturel entirely.

I tend to be that way, too.

[Fay V]

Fay, you're adorable and at AC I am going to cuddle you to death.
Edit: We also own the exact same tobacco pipe.

because it's cheap as fuck

Also yaaay cuddles!

I'd have never recognized in the second one. Also, do you still smoke?

Yeah my own family didn't recognize me. It amuses me to no end. No I quit a while back. I might have a cigar at AC but I couldn't smoke my pipe anymore.

Whatever it is, all I can say for certain is that you gotta love women with pipes~

okay last camwhore, but, my fav self portrait ever

@foof
lol are we really?

[Deo]

So THAT'S the real reason Sam and Dean came back from the dead :V

You figured it out!

[Ad Hoc]

This has got to be the most positive discussion that FAF's had about porn.

[Ariosto]

This has got to be the most positive discussion that FAF's had about porn.

And it's been a really good thread, too.
EDIT: And it's been ten pages of productive, open, and positive discussion on a taboo matter! That must be some sort of record.

[Tycho]

Hey, the original submission is gone.

Ty won! :V

No, they chose to pussy out and take it down. Whatever, nothing of value was lost.

No, not really. And hey, sure- it's the same reason people scream at buskers their music is shit in real life while walking past, and if the buskers disregard this random asshole, then they're the douchebag. I once punched a homeless guy playing a recorder in the face, because he had really awful rhythym and just wouldn't fix it, ffffucckkkk.
Ouch, right in the feelings Tych. Next you'll call me fat and say you don't want to be my friend anymore, right?

If their music is shit it's noise pollution. They're douchebags for choosing to go out and rape the eardrums of passersby. Fuckin' find a place by yourself to practice or at least a place where you're not making people grind their fucking teeth. Wasn't aware you had feelings other than "self-satisfied", "indignant" and "vindictive". And I wouldn't call you fat, no need to make up horrible things about you when there are plenty to work with in the realm of the factual.

This has got to be the most positive discussion that FAF's had about porn.

And it's significantly more about "waxing critical" of a mostly-terrible institution of prurience and poor taste than it is about "appreciation". No coincidence, of course.

[~secret~]

okay last camwhore, but, my fav self portrait ever

Oh lawdy I do declare, Miss Fay

This has got to be the most positive discussion that FAF's had about porn.

Damn, you're right. Someone bring up their love of shitting dick-nipples to bring this thread down to the usual level :v

[Ozriel]

My cuddles can bring back the dead. It will be a horrific circle of life and death in a cuddle that never ends.

Too bad I am already dead. :V

Also, we get drink together.....Vodka!

[Gr8fulFox]

Going to throw in my 2 cents here; not going to bother with quotes because I'm too lazy.

So, am I the only one here that is... uncomfortable watching porn? I don't think I'm a prude, really, but... I dunno; I just never really liked porn.

And on the subject on shaving; when did shaving 'down there' become a big thing? I guess I'm like Booger from 'Revenge of the Nerds'; bush FTW.

And while we're on the subject of shaving, I have to admit that I like a woman with hair, especially on the arms. And the legs, well, it depends on how much; if they're tarantula legs, then yeah, that's a turn-off, because my legs aren't even that hairy.

And Fay V; wow, I finally get to see what you look like outside of your fursuit; you're really cute, especially with the pipe.

And on the subject of STDs, funny & relevant.

[Xaerun]

If their music is shit it's noise pollution. They're douchebags for choosing to go out and rape the eardrums of passersby. Fuckin' find a place by yourself to practice or at least a place where you're not making people grind their fucking teeth. Wasn't aware you had feelings other than "self-satisfied", "indignant" and "vindictive". And I wouldn't call you fat, no need to make up horrible things about you when there are plenty to work with in the realm of the factual.



And it's significantly more about "waxing critical" of a mostly-terrible institution of prurience and poor taste than it is about "appreciation". No coincidence, of course.

Wow, I used a drastic example of a complete inability to cope with living in a world inhabited by other people who don't hold you on high and glorify your every opinion, and you're like "Yeah that's fair enough"
This is gold.

The music in this example wasn't necessarily shit, Tycho- it just wasn't up to that conceited douchebag's standards, and there's no reason it needs to be. They're the douchebag's standards, not the artist's, or even necessarily the other passers-by around him. The artist doesn't need to accept critique from the guy if they don't want to, and it's not the guy's place to press the issue.

[Tycho]

So, am I the only one here that is... uncomfortable watching porn? I don't think I'm a prude, really, but... I dunno; I just never really liked porn.

Porn is largely awful and the creepy "voyeur"ish feeling one sometimes gets when watching the stuff is decidedly uncomfortable.

[Yago]

Porn is largely awful and the creepy "voyeur"ish feeling one sometimes gets when watching the stuff is decidedly uncomfortable.

I've noted that before.

[Aleu]

So, am I the only one here that is... uncomfortable watching porn? I don't think I'm a prude, really, but... I dunno; I just never really liked porn.

Nope. I am too. I only read it and most isn't really porn. The sex is just heavily implied.

[Eyal Flurry]

Porn is largely awful and the creepy "voyeur"ish feeling one sometimes gets when watching the stuff is decidedly uncomfortable.

That awkward moment when a porno actually kills the mood.

[Tycho]

That awkward moment when a porno actually kills the mood.

I actually can't imagine (outside of the realm of the comical) setting the mood with porn. Though strangely enough some of the better drawn stuff is surprisingly devoid of that godsawful voyeur feeling and has a surprisingly "high-brow" vibe. SOME, definitely not the majority.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

So, am I the only one here that is... uncomfortable watching porn? I don't think I'm a prude, really, but... I dunno; I just never really liked porn.

For the most part, yeah. Mostly it's the "professional" stuff that I can't stand. Only thing I can really say about being professional is that they can afford good lighting and decent cameras. Other than that, most people in those things have no visual appeal. Hell they don't even look like they're enjoying themselves. Probably numb from doing it so many times until they got the takes they wanted. For crying out loud, let's put some feeling into it!

[Tybalt Maxwell]

Lets stop attacking each others characters

and have fun in a topic about awful porn

Don't take it seriously, whether someone dislikes bad anatomy or not in the context of exaggerated anger shouldn't be indictive of ones character

4 srs, these kinds of personal attacks take away from the fun of the topic

[RedFoxTwo]

If you browse the IAmA section of Reddit, you'll find a fair few by ex-pornstars and those that work in the industry. It makes for a pretty fascinating read.

Judging by the stories found there, there's no pleasure anywhere in commercialised porn.

[Deo]

Judging by the stories found there, there's no pleasure anywhere in commercialised porn.

I can imagine the chafing or the annoyance of cumming dry after a bajillion retakes and having to do the "scene" all over again. Quite horrifying actually. PORN FRIDGE HORROR.

[RedFoxTwo]

I can imagine the chafing or the annoyance of cumming dry after a bajillion retakes and having to do the "scene" all over again. Quite horrifying actually. PORN FRIDGE HORROR.

Oh great, you've linked me TVT. There goes my whole evening. :V

[Larry]

Well, that wasn't my original word choice, actually, however, my original word choice was significantly more formal and I felt it worse socially. I've discovered calling someone gorgeous goes over worse, hell, half the time I have to explain the word. Not that anyone here is unintelligent, though.

aww.

Here, you deserve a cookie.

[Gibby]

I hate having to sleep, I missed such a good discussion. So many things I wanted to say and link. :c

On the media's perception of men and women and how it affects us, I will say that I, as a young man, am absolutely not comfortable with my body.

TMI Now, there's nothing wrong with my equipment. It's not small or dysfunctional, but it's just not special. It's not a big, smooth, well-polished thing that provides delicious fruit-flavoured semen. I'm just sad that because of all those bloody porn stars, nobody is ever going to say "Well, Gibby, that is a very lovely penis you have there, let me hold it for you a minute." It feels as if that on physical terms, every man or woman who can settle for me always has a better option out there. I'm not saying that what I've got is not good enough for anyone, but there's always, yanno, better. And it's not just that part, it's everything, really. /TMI

I feel that to be attractive, I need to be ripped and hairless. I am lanky and fluffy and scarred, and every time I look at myself I think UGH. Body hair looks unhygenic, lankiness just isn't attractive nor impressive, and rough, scarred skin is not nice at all as opposed to smoothness, and my teeth look... well they're not THAT BAD but they need work. The only thing I feel like I got going for me is a bit of decency towards others. It doesn't help that all my heroes, such in the dude in my avatar, are the complete opposite of me.

Also I dislike half the porn I see. Is it wierd that I'm mostly interested in just foreplay? TMI again, but in sex, I think I'm only really interested in foreplay and "romance".

[Eyal Flurry]

@Gibby Don't fall into that trap believing that your appearance is gonna put someone off, and even if you think someone dismissed you for that, they weren't very good people to begin with. You fucking rule, man. Don't change, ever. Oh, and if someone really did care about you, the last thing on their minds would be your junk.