Captain has forgotten the mic on
"..That's no moon"
"Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but our translator says that the alien did not say "hello" as we initially thought, it actually said "die."
This is the captain speaking, I think we may be lost.
"I'm a jehova's witness. Let me tell you about my faith."
ATTENTION: Ship on total lockdown. Self-destruct in -five- minutes.
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"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!"
Two words: Vogon poetry.
"Good news everyone!"
there has been an outbreak of furries. If you think your a furry head to the medical deck now.
That better not be a film crew from national geographic. They have been stalking me for weeks.
"This is your captain speaking, I have an announcement to make: *ahem* ALLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"This is the captain speaking I am being relieved of power as of this moment. Please welcome your new captain, Eric Cartman"
"We're crash-landing in the Hudson River!!"
Captain: "Uh Huston we have a problem"
Ground Control: "Whine Whine Whine why don't you guys ever radio in to say hello?!"
"Whoops! There goes another one!"
Good news, we are only 10 million miles from our destination, Bad news, we only have life support left for 9 million miles.
New signature line coming soon... maybe.
"this is your captian speaking, if you look out your window towards the left engine, you will see the burning remains of the right engine"
"Captain, some how the airlock opened and now the doors are too"
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