Things You Never Want To Hear On A Spaceship.

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Captain has forgotten the mic on
"..That's no moon"

[Arik~Vulpes]

i know that feel...

guys

a rokh just warped in

guys

seriously

Huzza! Someone got the refrence.

"This is your captain speeking. We have lost the engines and are currently being pulled into the sun thanks to its gravitational pull. On the bright side though, we will all get some good tans before we burn up."

[Ikrit]

Huzza! Someone got the refrence.

it's not only one of the few MMOs i enjoy, but one of my favorite games in general

how could i not?

[Zaedrin]

"Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but our translator says that the alien did not say "hello" as we initially thought, it actually said "die."

[d.batty]

Somebody clogged the space toilet!

[Aldino]

This is the captain speaking, I think we may be lost.

[Inciatus]

I wish I didn't eat Indian food before coming on this thing.

[mrfoxwily]

"I'm a jehova's witness. Let me tell you about my faith."

[Criminal Scum]

ATTENTION: Ship on total lockdown. Self-destruct in -five- minutes.

[Zaedrin]

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!"

[Zydrate Junkie]

Two words: Vogon poetry.

[DatBadger]

"Good news everyone!"

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

"Make us whole"

[zachery980]

there has been an outbreak of furries. If you think your a furry head to the medical deck now.

[Zaedrin]

"This is your captain speaking, I have an announcement to make: *ahem* ALLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

[Aldino]

"This is the captain speaking I am being relieved of power as of this moment. Please welcome your new captain, Eric Cartman"

[Zaedrin]

"We're crash-landing in the Hudson River!!"

[Echo Wolf]

Captain: "Uh Huston we have a problem"
Ground Control: "Whine Whine Whine why don't you guys ever radio in to say hello?!"

[Zaedrin]

"Whoops! There goes another one!"

[soutthpaw]

Good news, we are only 10 million miles from our destination, Bad news, we only have life support left for 9 million miles.

[Arik~Vulpes]

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

[badlands]

"this is your captian speaking, if you look out your window towards the left engine, you will see the burning remains of the right engine"

[Traven V]

"Captain, some how the airlock opened and now the doors are too"

[BarlettaX]

"What the-"
"Captain! Brony Star Destroyer inbound!"
"ALL HANDS ABONDON SHI- AAAAAUGH"
"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie"

[Kluuvdar]

"Your mission has always been to die, soldier! "