"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."-Terry Pratchett
Any low budget, gritty ''real life'' British film. In fact, any low budget, gritty ''real life'' film. I've been lucky enough to forget most of them, but I hear that This Is England is pretty bad.
Also, most straight-to-DVD movies. They're pretty terrible, most of the tiem.
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There are too many low-budget indie-films to list...
And they're all too bad to even remember the title, meh.
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I think every movie that comes that is genuinely bad should have audience participation, a la "RHPS" or "The Room". ("Twilight" movies I'm looking at you.) And every musical with recognizable lyrics ("Mary Poppins", "The Sound of Music," and "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory") should be an audience sing-along.
Skullduggery. Do not see this. Do. Not.
Surf Nazis OTOH is great if you have popcorn and people with you to make fun of it.
So what became of rebels, Who sang for you and me? Grapplin' with their demons In the search for liberty!
Suffers who suffer all, Can swim upon the desert where avarice have ravaged all in spite of good intentions.
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony, for pride will surely swell- But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell!
Any Christian films.
Bit of blasphemy going on in this thread >:[
The Jazz Singer. Whoever thought that Neil Diamond could act should just bury their head in cement, and preserve it for centuries so when scientist DO undercover it, they'll just put in the Intergalatic Museum of Human Stupidity. Right next to Snooki and George Bush...
The Watchmen is a fucking great story... in comic form.
Ditto V For Vendetta.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The remake of Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory
I fucking hate most horror movies, not because they are really that bad they are just depressing to me.
The remake of Willy Wonka is far more true to the book though.
I like both versions. they've both got their good parts.
I've always been a pretty big fan of both Wilder and Depp though, so.. hem.
The third Transformers movie. I have literally felt sick.
Also, I hate Equilibrium, The Lion King and Citizen Kane.
"The Brides of Dracula"
Fffffffffffffuck that movie goddamn awful facial and dental appliances shit that makeup horrible dammit aaaaugh
It was great.
Anything from Michael Bay he hasn't yet showed humility and plus he want to make TMNT aliens, any horror remake from 2007 into the future, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Titanic, Machete, Scary Movie 3 & 4, Scream 3, Evil Dead 2 & 3, Saw 3-6, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3-6, Friday the 13th 2-X, Hellrasier 6, Cursed, My Soul to Take, Twilight in general, the Tooth Fairy, Iron Man 2, Spider-man 2, Avatar, and Paranormal Activity in general. These aren't in my opinion so bad it's good, they are just horrible in some way or another.
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“This is no dream! This is really happening!” ~Rosemary's Baby
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