When you get to the Pearly Gates...

[KigRatel]

GETTING INTO HEAVEN - ATTEMPT 3

*I was reincarnated as an ape that uses sign language*

"Okay, you're back again, and this time you died an animal. That's good. Animals can't comprehend the concept of reincarnation, so that means that you will bloody stay here for eternity whether you like it or..."

*Signs to him that I believed in reincarnation again, and heaven sucks*

"Okay, now you're just taking the piss."

[Zydrate Junkie]

I don't care so long as he is Morgan Freeman.

[zachhart12]

why exactly are you afraid? personally i embrace the idea that one day it all has to be over for me. life is great, but i dont want to live forever. it would make my life so small and meaningless.

>> Our lives are already small and meaningless :P. If you live forever it would be raaaaaaa meaningful? iono! And I'm just scared of the black abyss...

[Belluavir]

"So I heard you like... dog knots!" *points to a 3 mile high skyscraper shaped like a dog penis*

Truly this​ is the glory of God!

[CindEE]

Ideally, "The bar is to the left- feel free to mingle, all your friends made it here too."

[Lobar]

"Look, I know I've fucked up, but..."

[LuchadoreBob]

"Y U mad, bruh?"

[Evan of Phrygia]

"Hi"
^All anyone would ever need to say for me to know, "yes, this is gunna be a good time"

[Traven V]

I don't really understand the whole concept, life is just sorta like a play sometimes, a show for the Gods/Goddesses/powers that be/spirits etc. like how we watch T.V. just a random thought.

[Butterflygoddess]

I don't really understand the whole concept, life is just sorta like a play sometimes, a show for the Gods/Goddesses/powers that be/spirits etc. like how we watch T.V. just a random thought.

Certainly makes one think, no?

When they ask this question on the show, it's usually near the end. I think it's supposed to give the actor being interveiwed a chance to state what they would like to be remembered for or accomplish in life. But I liked this one so much because it doesn't ALWAYS have to be about that. Some guy on the show once gave a response very close to Gibby's. It can reveal a bit of their personal beliefs and wit in it too (They can be funny, serious or both) I'll admit I havn't seen a lot of episodes, but I've yet to see someone give a sad/pestimistic answer.

[Mayfurr]

(With apologies in advance to ramsey-baggins...)

[Unsilenced]

No idea, but it would almost certainly be awkward.

[d.batty]

Omg omg there's another bat in that car. Hey other bat, fuck you!

[Saiko]

"Today, you yiff in heaven!"

"So I heard you like... dog knots!" *points to a 3 mile high skyscraper shaped like a dog penis*

Truly this​ is the glory of God!

o.e

[d.batty]

Haha Saikos all like "really?"

[Fallowfox]

For all those Hitchyker's fans: 'Sorry for any inconveniance'.

[Conker]

I'd tell him to make me a grilled-cheese sandwich.

[Saiko]

"Have you ever been to Stavromula Beta?"

[thoughtmaster]

I would most likely ask him/her "are you the real God or are you a pretender?"

[Fallowfox]

'Please enter your username and login details'

[CaptainCool]

"how the HECK did you get here?! O_o oh well, speaking of hell, cya sukka! =D"

[Ruby Dragon]

Just hope he says good things, is all.

[Mayfurr]

'Please enter your username and login details'

"Now enter a new password that is at least eighteen characters in length, contains a combination of both upper case (A – Z) and lower case (a – z) letters, at least three numbers (0 – 9) and four symbols (such as #, $, @, or *), and is not one that you have previously used with any other organisation, website and/or computer system before your death.

Please enter it again to confirm."

[Cloudchaser]

Answer the fucking question!!

What fucking question? What does the original question have to do with sex?

*runs*

But seriously, the Bible says that I'll have a new body in Heaven and I'd like to hear God say that my body will be an anthro red wolf if that is what I want.

I don't care so long as he is Morgan Freeman.

What if he's John de Lancie?

[Aleu]

What if he's John de Lancie?

Discord?