GETTING INTO HEAVEN - ATTEMPT 3
*I was reincarnated as an ape that uses sign language*
"Okay, you're back again, and this time you died an animal. That's good. Animals can't comprehend the concept of reincarnation, so that means that you will bloody stay here for eternity whether you like it or..."
*Signs to him that I believed in reincarnation again, and heaven sucks*
"Okay, now you're just taking the piss."