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    Most Viewed Ad for Sept 14: Bad Dragon (379,648 views)

    http://www.Bad-Dragon.com is a website dedicated to Dragon Phallus'...

    It got several hits Yesterday (Maybe the Hug a Dragon Day had something to do with it? )

    So, for those who were curious, what other sources do you know of?
    Only other creator I have heard of is Zeta's Toys: http://www.zoofur.com/

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    I've only ever heard of those two. It's sort a niche market, I would think. :P

    Though Thor would make a great conversation piece for any person, regardless of if they were furry or not. Though the folks that actually *use* Thor creep me the hell out more often than not.
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    My jesus.
    Thats. Er... Wonderfull? I guess?

    Hm, I'm leaving FAF.
    I have more important things that matter at the momemt. ^.^


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    Default Re: Animal Shaped Dilldos

    Quote Originally Posted by talakestreal View Post
    I've only ever heard of those two. It's sort a niche market, I would think. :P

    Though Thor would make a great conversation piece for any person, regardless of if they were furry or not. Though the folks that actually *use* Thor creep me the hell out more often than not.
    Thor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by talakestreal View Post
    I've only ever heard of those two. It's sort a niche market, I would think. :P

    Though Thor would make a great conversation piece for any person, regardless of if they were furry or not. Though the folks that actually *use* Thor creep me the hell out more often than not.
    some company put out a horse penis dildo called the mr ed was as long as thor but not quite as thick can,t remember the places name now though i wanted a mister eb then put a long automatic floor shift conversion in my truck hake a hole up the center from the base puy a set of those rubber truck nuts on the floor and the horse penis over that to use as my shifter

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    Don't make me show you a picture of that one. And don't put that term into an image search engine. *shudders*

    Suffice it to say, it's a horse dildo. Modeled from, I think a Clydesdale.

    About the size of the average table lamp. Thus why I say great conversation piece. Set it right by the front door. Show it to guests and such.

    I do not, nor will I ever, own a Thor. :P I am just perpetually amused by the entire subject.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    Thor?
    a humungus equine dildo put out by zeta creations it is as long as a mans arm from the elbow to fist and the flare is the size of a fist maybe a lil wider around

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    Default Re: Animal Shaped Dilldos

    That's a big boy...

    Also, Horse Cock shifter?

    I thought I was strange

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    Ok I went and looked up Thor: http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

    Wow... I mean... DAMN!

    I could use that as a melee weapon!

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    Horse penises scare the fuck out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    Ok I went and looked up Thor: http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

    Wow... I mean... DAMN!

    I could use that as a melee weapon!
    Why would anyone want that in them.
    Blah!
    Whatever, they like I guess. o.o;;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    That's a big boy...

    Also, Horse Cock shifter?

    I thought I was strange
    i am always coming up with odd ideas i helps keep stress down, if they made rubber chihuahua penises i could use one on my column shift lever or maybe a fox dildo would work hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillie Charllotte View Post
    Why would anyone want that in them.
    Blah!
    Whatever, they like I guess. o.o;;
    It's like asking "Mr. Hands" why he did it... No one really knows...
    Quote Originally Posted by DARKWOLFE View Post
    i am always coming up with odd ideas i helps keep stress down, if they made rubber chihuahua penises i could use one on my column shift lever or maybe a fox dildo would work hmmm
    lol, that's awesome ^_^ Although, I wouldn't go with anything so public...

    Quote Originally Posted by lupinealchemist View Post
    Horse penises scare the fuck out of me.
    What about regular sized horse penises? Or giant dilldo on puppy? ( http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillie Charllotte View Post
    Why would anyone want that in them.
    Blah!
    Whatever, they like I guess. o.o;;
    i wouldn,t want a thor to use exept maybe as a coffee table conservation piece and put it out when the jehova witness people come to my door wanting in to talk about god *i,m rather evil in that way

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    Default Re: Animal Shaped Dilldos

    ooo...

    Can I beat on the Jehova Witness people with it? That'd be awesome...

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    ok... i've had didlos b4 but i've never seen one that big...
    and why the hell would a dog have a damn penis of a human...
    people exagerating nowa days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    The link invoked the NFSWF32.DLL curse on my shitty Windows Me and crashed.
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    I'd consider this close to bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettycatz View Post
    ok... i've had didlos b4 but i've never seen one that big...
    and why the hell would a dog have a damn penis of a human...
    people exagerating nowa days...
    EDIT: Ohh... W&FF... It was a joke add for no good reason. Actually the guy that made it is the same guy that did the Robin Williams Pinata skittles commercial
    That looks kind of odd.. I mean it's too big at the beginning, you wouldn't be able to get it in there...
    Have you seen the Pineapple Dildo?
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    The link invoked the NFSWF32.DLL curse on my shitty Windows Me and crashed.
    I said quite clearly it was a puppy with a huge cock... :\
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    I'd consider this close to bestiality.
    Ok, and?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    Ok I went and looked up Thor: http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

    Wow... I mean... DAMN!

    I could use that as a melee weapon!
    Scout already did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFoWccK3GjM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    ooo...

    Can I beat on the Jehova Witness people with it? That'd be awesome...
    LOL! Best use of Thor, EVER.

    "Git off muh property! *THUNK*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet269 View Post
    ooo...

    Can I beat on the Jehova Witness people with it? That'd be awesome...
    Hmm, or maybe answer the door dressed in just a towel, holding thor, perhaps having covered it in some chocolate sauce beforehand.
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    imagine getting caught with a dragon dildo sticking out of ya not the greatest of positions to be in also im divided on the subject maybe cause its not that that big a deal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbizard View Post
    Awesome... lol

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