Sept 10: Man Crashes Car *THROUGH* Store To Steal Sex Toy

[Deimion]

the perfect crime if he had remembered to cover his PLATE!!!

[Canon]

Wow... Just.. wow. o.o

[jpa2blue]

LOL, wow XD . It is hillarious to see how desperate some people will be in order to "get some" .

[MaxCoyote]

Here's the two reasons I think he may of done it:

1. He couldn't afford it, which is what I think everyone assumes.

2. He was too embarassed to buy it, so instead of showing his face in a adult toy store, he felt it would be less shameful to simply steal it when no one was around to look at him strange for buying the Super Deluxe Ultimate Penitrator 2000.

[Reiko]

Well, damn... That's one way to get your jollies.

[Kaizy]

Super Deluxe Ultimate Penitrator 2000.

I lol'd

[Yaoumei]

rofl, this is amazing! XD Wow, just wow.

[ladada2001]

What's an Adult-Mart?

It sounds like a really cheesy bad spin-off of Wal*Mart™

[DarkWolfBlade]

He must be quite desperate to go through a drive through style heist!

"Hmm, no no no... not that one... yesh that is the one I wanted, this should make my night special!"

[BondoFox]

He couldn't decide between the Zig Zag or the Wanda Vixxen doll

[john8792]

roflmao, so funny

[Mew2]

Sorry guys. That was me. I drive my car into everything. When I go shopping, I don't even leave the car. I just drive through the wall, go down the lanes, get my stuffs and even pay for it in my car.

Cars can do anything.

[fuzzyroo]

O.o must have seen the fuzzyroo delux LS model, so he dropped the regular for mine lmao!

[CBtheLombax]

lol man he must of been one horny sun of a gun to drive a car into a porno shop and steel one item. I could see he must of had on hell of a rush while doing this because he forgot to put the dang car in park. Then grabbs a bunch of shit then goes after a different toy. hell he made such good timing he might as well test some of the shit he stole then be on his way... This guy could of had it pulled off if he didn't forget to take off his license plate. He could of done this a little smoother but he freaked out. B-)

[Kanorshkan]

Wow... I mean... just wow. That's either the best thing I've ever seen, or the saddest. Someone immediately put this on failblog! ( if it's not already) Maybe the dude had already done some crime he'd be sent to jail for so he figured he'd steal something to save his ass? And as for the cheaper model part... Well, it's not his that he has to worry about chaffing Lmao

[Chibiicap]

damn... i know going into a store to buy a sex toy is embaressing but this is going a little too far to get it!

the people in prison will embaress him more LOL

[TORA]

Saw this on the Consumerist a couple days ago... hilarious.

[Atma505]

yes
drop the first model that has your fingerprints all over it to grab a second one
you are doing great

[Azbulldog]

Someone's desperate...
wow

[Havayosunu]

if the sex toy is for him, he's gonna be even happier in jail with his cell mates XD

lol I thought the same.

[yangwatanabe]

Fail and Win at once =D

[InuAkiko]

yes
drop the first model that has your fingerprints all over it to grab a second one
you are doing great

Winnar


Ahh, I love this country.

[Minnie Shoof]

“Maybe he was embarrassed,” said the regional supervisor, who identified himself only as Mike. “What a perverted idiot.”

Everyone else is missing the comedy within a comedy. I swear this quote had to be made up. I'd'n'b'd for relating hypocrisy.

As for his choice in the cheaper model - look at them? Which do you think would be easier to hide?

[CaptainCool]

wow... i seriously dont know what to say XD;;

@minnie shoof: now thats one badass avatar!

[Zalrex]

That must have been a really great toy