I hate lousy back ribs!

[Lobar]

They're supposed to be tender, damn it. That's the point of getting the back ribs over the spare ribs in the first place. This tastes like it was just baked or even microwaved and then had KC Masterpiece dumped on top. There's not even a dry rub, lazy fucks. D:<

[Willow]

For a second I thought I was reading the thread wrong, and then I clicked it

I hate dry meat

[Zseliq]

Ew. Trash em.

[Norithics]

They're supposed to be tender, damn it. That's the point of getting the back ribs over the spare ribs in the first place. This tastes like it was just baked or even microwaved and then had KC Masterpiece dumped on top. There's not even a dry rub, lazy fucks. D:<

That's despicable! How could they ruin good meat like that?? I expect my ribs to be physically melting in Salvador Dali-esque splendor!

I hate dry meat

Come on, FBI, that's not fair.

[Morroke]

I love the Outback Steakhouse ribs, so good with the Bloomin' Onion on the side

[Willow]

Come on, FBI, that's not fair.

Awww whaat, I don't like it when my barbecued meat is dry

[Slyck]

I know what you can do with them.

[Das Fluffinpuff]

Light them on fire!

[Kommodore]

That is why you should only get Lloyd's® BBQ Ribs. But it is okay because now you know better.

[Kangaroo_Boy]

That's why you get your own smoker. Pop em in at 8 am, and by 6pm, they're ready to eat and almost falling off the bone.

[Lobar]

That's why you get your own smoker. Pop em in at 8 am, and by 6pm, they're ready to eat and almost falling off the bone.

I'd love to get one of those Weber Smokey Mountain clones made by Sears but I have nowhere to use the damn thing.

Vegas sucks for barbecue.

[Thatch]

Come on, FBI, that's not fair.

In europe it's not a problem :V


And that's what you get at fastfoods, OP.

[Aden]

That's why you get your own smoker. Pop em in at 8 am, and by 6pm, they're ready to eat and almost falling off the bone.

I'm going to take this opportunity to pimp The Big Green Egg. Seriously, it's amazing.

[Norithics]

In europe it's not a problem :V

Well of course it isn't, they don't have the FBI over there, silly!

[Thatch]

Well of course it isn't, they don't have the FBI over there, silly!

Not only that, they wouldn't even have a reason to get you. Our law is better :V

[Norithics]

Not only that, they wouldn't even have a reason to get you. Our law is better :V

...

I, uh.

I'm not saying anything incriminating.

[Lobar]

I'm going to take this opportunity to pimp The Big Green Egg. Seriously, it's amazing.

I have heard this (my rich uncle has one) but they're also so goddamned expensive.