Furry Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Grimfang, May 4, 2008.

  1. Grimfang

    Grimfang Active Member

    That's right.

    Scenario: You're a furry and you see another. So you try your luck with a furry pickup line.

    Go!

    To start off, I'll reuse mine for the 3rd time..
    I've got this knot I can't work out.. could you give me a paw?
     
  2. Takun

    Takun Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof

    Like stories? Cause I have a tail for you!
     
  3. Dyluck

    Dyluck hi ilu :>

  4. LizardKing

    LizardKing Guest

    Is that your tail between your legs or are you just pleased to see me?
     
  5. Dyluck

    Dyluck hi ilu :>

    Here's one for canines:

    Hey babe, do ya like bones? Because I've got a big, juicy one to share with ya...
     
  6. TheGreatCrusader

    TheGreatCrusader Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

    Stole my line. D:
     
  7. eevachu

    eevachu Can't Sleep, Flying Hedgehogs

    Is your fursona a cheetah? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

    Wow. That one hurt to type.
     
  8. Grimfang

    Grimfang Active Member

    I can just hear the unposted facepalms -_-
     
  9. Takun

    Takun Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof

    Are those your 27 erected nippledicks or are you just happy to see me?
     
  10. Dyluck

    Dyluck hi ilu :>

    Here's one for Takumi:

    Hey baby, ya wanna see what's underneath this towel? ;)
     
  11. Takun

    Takun Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof

    It's just more wof wof. :(
     
  12. Fallen

    Fallen Member

    Iz it tiem for hawt yiffz nao?

    -_-
     
  13. Nocturne

    Nocturne Nocelots? ὸὦό

    Hello! Oh, we enjoy the same interests? We should have lunch. Here is my number.
     
  14. Aden

    Aden Play from your ****ing HEART

    Feh, it's a fun and (somewhat) creative topic. Let 'em enjoy themselves.
     
  15. Grimfang

    Grimfang Active Member

    Ok.. apparently I didn't explain the rules so well, nocturne. Since it is "Furry Pickup Lines", there needs to be some obvious furry reference.

    Such as...

    An elephant approaches someone from behind: Do you like elephants?

    Or..

    To a horse: You're really quiet.. just curious, does it have to be peanut butter in the roof of your mouth, or can other things make you open up?


    Ok, lame, but it was off the top of my head.

    btw, your face :]

    /jk

    @Aden: Ya.. I started this whole mess. I <3 corny jokes
     
  16. Nocturne

    Nocturne Nocelots? ὸὦό

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    ok ok

    Damn now i cant think of one. But I stand by my joke!

    And are you saying you like elephants?
     
  17. Takun

    Takun Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof

    One raccoon to another.

    "Was it shiny?"

    "What?"

    "My heart when you stole it"


    awwwww wof wof.
     
  18. I... I cried a little...
     
  19. AlexInsane

    AlexInsane I does what I says on the box.

    Here's a classic:

    IT'Z RAPE TIEM NOWZ.
     
  20. LobaHuskita

    LobaHuskita oh no....OH NO! D:

    Awwww! That one made me smile :D
     
  21. Grimfang

    Grimfang Active Member

    During an exchange between a mouse and kitty

    "I'm tired of playing cat and mouse.. what do you say we head back to my place?"

    hurr..
     
  22. Aurali

    Aurali Banned

    Your a Gryphon/horse/dragon with 6 tentacles?! I'M a cat/wolf/orca with multiple orifices!

    we are SOOO compatible
     
  23. Stryke

    Stryke ... That wasn't chicken.

    Wow, this thread is win. Corny jokes are awesome!

    I can't think of any right now, but man, are these ever fun to read XD
     
  24. Arc

    Arc Grim's Delicate Flower

    "Hey you! Why don't we discover the deep spiritual secrets of our inner animal souls by having some nice buttsecks?"

    I hate myself for typing this...
     

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