Game: bad genies

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Foenixblood, Nov 2, 2017.

  1. Sarachaga

    Sarachaga Fromage!

    Granted. You now have a switch on your forehead . Scientists are still trying to figure out what it's actually for.

    I wish to gain muscle mass faster :y
     
  2. -..Legacy..-

    -..Legacy..- Sergal Mafia :P

    Granted! Unfortunately, every day is leg day now.


    I need more Assault preworkout actually.
     
  3. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    Granted, but you end up getting molested by bots for a week in PM's, asking you if you can clean them up. :3

    I wish for a hug.
     
  4. Shoiyo

    Shoiyo The grumpy skunk

    Granted but it's given by an extra smelly skunk.

    I wish I could just go back to bed.
     
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  5. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Granted! But it's occupied by another smelly 'ol Skunk!

    I wish my spray could turn anything I wanted into solid 24k gold.
     
  6. Shoiyo

    Shoiyo The grumpy skunk

    I'm ok with that.

    Granted. Except your sprayer is out of control, and given that gold is a weak metal, you compromise the structural integrity of your house and safety of others. ;)

    I wish for better luck in the love life!
     
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  7. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Granted. You and the Kool Aid man are madly in love, but he's always out on mysterious business meetings.

    I wish there was less parasitic vermin crawling throughout my wolf costume. Dry-clean-only and I can't be washing this thing all the time...
     
  8. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Granted! No more parasitic vermin. Instead, it's saturated by a constant and very heady odor of skunk musk; washing and dry-cleaning have no effect.

    I wish they made skunk scented candles, so I could give them as holiday gifts.
     
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  9. dogryme6

    dogryme6 Not a True dragon

    Granted. One, they're unpopular. Two, it turns out as the creators of the skunk candles are shut down, that the skunk candles are made of real skunks! THE CANDLES ARE SKUNKS AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    I wish I had some REALLY sweet smelling colone and it's not made of skunks or skunk smells!
     
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  10. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Granted! It's really sweet smelling, and so sweet, it attracts thousands of bees and wasps, who blanket you constantly, and sting you when you try to move, or walk. As a result, this attracts hundreds of Honey Badgers, who try to eat the bees and wasps, but the don't notice you under the swarm, and things end rather badly.

    I wish honey badgers cared about foxes.
     
  11. dogryme6

    dogryme6 Not a True dragon

    NOOOOOOOOOO *dies of a heart attack before the bees even swarm onto dogryme, making the rest of what happens a whole lot darker*
    (Skip me!)
     
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  12. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Butterscotch goat

    Granted. The foxes drown in the honey the badgers are made of though.

    I wish for a giant garden.
     
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  13. Sarachaga

    Sarachaga Fromage!

    Granted. It's enormous and you can'tseem to find the exit.

    I wish for a pillow. (Yup, that's it)
     
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  14. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Butterscotch goat

    Granted. Pillowis a brand of pill that makes you low. You're low now.

    I wish I was a wizard.
     
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  15. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan I HAD CAFFINE I CANT SIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    You are now a wizard. But you are now in a coma.

    I wish for a working, perfect condition Flatscreen tv, with the remote also in perfect condition and working.
     
  16. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Butterscotch goat

    Granted! But now the only thing that is broadcasted on TV is a reality show with annoying teenagers that can't speak proper English.

    I wish I was a ghost pokemon.
     
  17. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Edit: Too late!
     
  18. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan I HAD CAFFINE I CANT SIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Don't you hate it when you post at practically the same time as someone else?
    You are now a fictional ghost Pokémon. You no longer exist.

    I want a banana.
     
  19. dogryme6

    dogryme6 Not a True dragon

    Granted. Wait, you wanted it fresh? Oh. Too bad, you got a brown banana!

    I wish I was the king of fruits!
     
  20. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Granted, but You're the king of fruits at the Gay Pride Parade and they plan on being so SO gay this year.

    I wish for a bee friend.
     
  21. dogryme6

    dogryme6 Not a True dragon

    Aaaaargh! That's not the king of fruits I meant! Agh whatever.
    Granted. He stings you and dies. We will remember our polinator friend...

    I wish I had a catapult!
     
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  22. Sarachaga

    Sarachaga Fromage!

    Granted but you're the one being catapulted
    I wish to meet more people in this city
     
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  23. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan I HAD CAFFINE I CANT SIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Granted but they're all jerks

    I want cookies
     
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  24. Klaverbloem

    Klaverbloem Butterscotch goat

    Granted! You get cookies... With raisins.

    I wish for butterscotch treats.
     
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  25. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan I HAD CAFFINE I CANT SIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Granted! With raisins.
    I want ice cream.
     
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