Give a job to the furry above you!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 23, 2017.

  1. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    YOU ARE A TRASHCAN! YOUR NEW JOB IS TO CLEAN THE INTERNET OF HATING NORMIES AND PUT THEM IN YOU, ONLY TO DROP THEM OFF AT THE NORMIE HATER DUMP! BAM! JOB!
     
  2. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ^ Kindergarten teacher.

    There is only one tiny problem: You look like a child too, so the children doesn't take you seriously. The naps are awesome though.
     
  3. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    Really? My sona is almost six 1/2 feet lol. These are some large kids!
     
  4. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    Very. :3

    They are all giant midgets!
     
  5. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    Hahaha
     
  6. PlusThirtyOne

    PlusThirtyOne What DOES my username mean...?

    Payphone maintenance and sanitizing specialist.
    You get the unfortunate job of cleaning payphone booths and taking their change. That means finding and un-sticking all the gum, painting over any graffiti and scrubbing down all the receivers and buttons, replacing all the directory books and removing all the used needles, piles of homeless bum turds and report any broken phone that need replacing.

    ...

    BUT...!!

    Seeing as how there are soooooo few payphones these days, you'd think it'd be a sweet deal, right? Well, you're WRONG! All the phones in your jurisdiction are city wide, both sides of the tracks, indoors, outdoors, inside businesses, airports, malls, etc. There are few and they're far between. You only make $10 per phone (not by the hour), you work alone, use your own car and you pay for your own mileage and other expenses. -And before you even think about taking a cut from the phones' earnings, just consider that most payphone left only take coins and debit cards. You'd be lucky to find $2 per day.
     
  7. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ^ Pilot with a very.. Peculiar sense of humor. You joke about with the passengers constantly.

    Some call your airliner "The Sarcastic Airliner".
     
  8. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^ fashon designer
     
  9. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    I am a member of the Fashionista. You are to be fabulous, or I won't be able to sleep at night.
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    ^ Person above me: Con manager and mascot. You often end up walking around the con instead of doing your job, because there's so much cool stuff to s- OH MY GOD, THAT FURSUIT IS SO DAMN CUTE! I WANT ONE!
     
  10. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Help people suffering from insomnia by making sure they see some fabulous:D
     
  11. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Comedian.

    And part time baton-twirler, and drum majorette.
     
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  12. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    Guard skunk - you spray intruders!
     
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  13. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You now make beak accessories for avian furs.
     
  14. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    Sure, beak piercings and tattoos for every bird!
     
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  15. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    ^ Bird-watcher. What better way to watch birds when you're a bird yourself, eh?
     
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  16. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Frustrated with going to the mechanic for your robo-arm, you start a repair shop specializing in repairs of artificial limbs for furries.
     
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  17. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    Frustrated with people not wanting to pet you often enough, you create your own fox-only petting store. And you're the main event.

    It attracts fox fans from all over.
     
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  18. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Professional mustache waxer.
     
  19. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ Starts a short lived but somehow lucritive scratch and sniff skunk sticker cart.
     
  20. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    ^runs a meet and greet place for chipmunks and foxes
     
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