Give a job to the furry above you!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Simo, Apr 23, 2017.

  1. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    ^you're the chief feather supplier for the feather duster factory. (Interpret that however you like).
    I'll take that deal :p
     
  2. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You're now the head of "Firebreather Anonymous": A support group for dragons who're addicted to torching schtuff with their firebreath.
     
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  3. Crimson_Steel17

    Crimson_Steel17 The night is my solace; the day is my prime

    After your mustache waxing venture goes bust, you get into the Pr0ns industry... as a boom mic operator on a set that's so broke it's a volunteer-based staff. When you think you've got your foot in the door, you're denied a callback on your audition because you're not the species that they're looking for... so you return to operating the boom mic because you don't want to return to unemployment
     
  4. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% Weaponized Autism

    Hmmm...

    The handsome yet feminine-looking bartender at the "Night Owl" bar.
     
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  5. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Sláinte chugat!

    Ooh la la!
     
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  6. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Sláinte chugat!

    Ahh forgot the job. You build custom man caves.
     
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  7. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% Weaponized Autism

    Real men have posters of their favorite cosplayers/artists plastered all over!

    ^ I wonder if I can suggest the job "Dildo tester"..
     
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  8. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Sláinte chugat!

    Hahahaha... doesn't sound too bad to me ;)
     
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  9. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Sláinte chugat!

    wow. TMI of epic proportions?
     
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  10. KimberVaile

    KimberVaile Edgy teenage apathy.

    Feather styling salesman, specializing in feather dye and hair gel. You find success in your new venture and become the spokesperson for the company, though just as your about to settle down and start a family, you come under fire due to your hair gel being linked to lethal amounts of formaldehyde. Beauty comes at a cost it seems.
     
  11. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% Weaponized Autism

    Somehow I see you as the cute gay waiter at a restaurant that attract a lot of customers.

    Your charm and friendliness makes sparkles fly.
     
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  12. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Be employed as an 'evil capitalist wolf' who gives instructions to Lt Vixen on her mission to bring down North Korea
     
  13. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Lt. Vixen? How 'bout Lt. Tod? (I wanna do somethin kewl!) :p
     
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  14. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Bunghole expert and bunghole repair fur. :p
     
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  15. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You're a religious figure who's made it his mission to convert the "heathen" foxes into "godly" skunks.
     
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  16. ClinkertheLion

    ClinkertheLion Coal dust and noisy things

    Bunghole inspector
     
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  17. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You're now a beverage connisseur.
     
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  18. TidesofFate

    TidesofFate Your friendly neighborhood Executioner

    You're a bard.
     
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  19. Dmc10398

    Dmc10398 riding against the wind

    ^DMV customer service agent
     
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  20. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Stand-over-dog (those piercing blue eyes would scare the hell outa anyone!)
     
  21. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    quality control taste tester at the vegemite factory
     
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  22. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan HELLO INTERNET

    Auto mechanic. Yep.
     
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  23. OrcKing

    OrcKing Member

    Dj and Audio expert - those big ears are bound to help
     
  24. WolfoxeCrevan

    WolfoxeCrevan HELLO INTERNET

    blacksmith. Orcs are cut out for that, right?
     
  25. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    Graphic designer. For missing pet posters.
     

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