Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 23, 2017.
^ runs a face painting booth at the local fair. Does runes for a extra cost.
Neutral diplomat tasked with improving the relationship between the fox and chipmunk nations.
It's tough job, tensions have been high ever since the foxes tried "playing" with the chipmunks, the casualties have been through the roof and uncle cheeks still has that thousand yard stare.
Trash Talking. You're called upon by various groups of people to talk trash. It turns out to be pretty lucrative.
You remain CEO of the worlds most successful perfume company.
That job + half a gallon of Cognac is pretty much my 'origin story' lol
Fund a 'cure for colourblindness' initiative, so everyfur will be able to appreciate your striking, neon fur
Unicycle salesman, on an island of one legged people.
Build and repair firearms in a world where nofur has a gun... making you exclusively the official arms dealer of choice for the corrupt government. You don't even have to pay taxes, because it's off the books
Taste Tester at the factory where they make lime Jello.
^ Maker of the worst smelling perfume line in recorded history.
^you're the chief feather supplier for the feather duster factory. (Interpret that however you like).
I'll take that deal
You're now the head of "Firebreather Anonymous": A support group for dragons who're addicted to torching schtuff with their firebreath.
After your mustache waxing venture goes bust, you get into the Pr0ns industry... as a boom mic operator on a set that's so broke it's a volunteer-based staff. When you think you've got your foot in the door, you're denied a callback on your audition because you're not the species that they're looking for... so you return to operating the boom mic because you don't want to return to unemployment
The handsome yet feminine-looking bartender at the "Night Owl" bar.
Ooh la la!
Ahh forgot the job. You build custom man caves.
Real men have posters of their favorite cosplayers/artists plastered all over!
^ I wonder if I can suggest the job "Dildo tester"..
Hahahaha... doesn't sound too bad to me
wow. TMI of epic proportions?
Feather styling salesman, specializing in feather dye and hair gel. You find success in your new venture and become the spokesperson for the company, though just as your about to settle down and start a family, you come under fire due to your hair gel being linked to lethal amounts of formaldehyde. Beauty comes at a cost it seems.
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