Give a job to the furry above you!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Simo, Apr 23, 2017.

  1. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    ^ runs a face painting booth at the local fair. Does runes for a extra cost.
     
  2. Trashsona

    Trashsona Well-Known Member

    Neutral diplomat tasked with improving the relationship between the fox and chipmunk nations.

    It's tough job, tensions have been high ever since the foxes tried "playing" with the chipmunks, the casualties have been through the roof and uncle cheeks still has that thousand yard stare.
     
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  3. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Trash Talking. You're called upon by various groups of people to talk trash. It turns out to be pretty lucrative.
     
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  4. Royn

    Royn Otterest Sergal evah!

    You remain CEO of the worlds most successful perfume company.
     
  5. Zenoth

    Zenoth The average chipfox, doing chipfox stuff.

    That job + half a gallon of Cognac is pretty much my 'origin story' lol
     
  6. Ravofox

    Ravofox And a few other fursonas as well

    Fund a 'cure for colourblindness' initiative, so everyfur will be able to appreciate your striking, neon fur:)
     
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  7. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    Unicycle salesman, on an island of one legged people.
     
  8. Crimson_Steel17

    Crimson_Steel17 The night is my solace; the day is my prime

    Build and repair firearms in a world where nofur has a gun... making you exclusively the official arms dealer of choice for the corrupt government. You don't even have to pay taxes, because it's off the books
     
  9. Simo

    Simo Skunk

    Taste Tester at the factory where they make lime Jello.
     
  10. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    ^ Maker of the worst smelling perfume line in recorded history.
     
  11. Jarren

    Jarren You can't just quote yourself! -Me

    ^you're the chief feather supplier for the feather duster factory. (Interpret that however you like).
    I'll take that deal :p
     
  12. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    You're now the head of "Firebreather Anonymous": A support group for dragons who're addicted to torching schtuff with their firebreath.
     
  13. Crimson_Steel17

    Crimson_Steel17 The night is my solace; the day is my prime

    After your mustache waxing venture goes bust, you get into the Pr0ns industry... as a boom mic operator on a set that's so broke it's a volunteer-based staff. When you think you've got your foot in the door, you're denied a callback on your audition because you're not the species that they're looking for... so you return to operating the boom mic because you don't want to return to unemployment
     
  14. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    Hmmm...

    The handsome yet feminine-looking bartender at the "Night Owl" bar.
     
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  15. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    Ooh la la!
     
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  16. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    Ahh forgot the job. You build custom man caves.
     
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  17. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Animu Wolf

    Real men have posters of their favorite cosplayers/artists plastered all over!

    ^ I wonder if I can suggest the job "Dildo tester"..
     
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  18. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    Hahahaha... doesn't sound too bad to me ;)
     
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  19. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Totally customized title

    wow. TMI of epic proportions?
     
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  20. KimberVaile

    KimberVaile Edgy teenage apathy.

    Feather styling salesman, specializing in feather dye and hair gel. You find success in your new venture and become the spokesperson for the company, though just as your about to settle down and start a family, you come under fire due to your hair gel being linked to lethal amounts of formaldehyde. Beauty comes at a cost it seems.
     

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