ITT: Poorly describe your current job

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MadKiyo, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

  2. Selly

    Selly Strange Creature

    Clearing up other people's crap
  3. Aleksion

    Aleksion They killed me

    I'm curious why so few people in this fandom have a decent job
  4. PlusThirtyOne

    PlusThirtyOne What DOES my username mean...?

    i get paid to do things.
  5. Mr. Fox

    Mr. Fox Well-Known Member

    I am Batman.
  6. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    This thread didn't go as planned.
  7. Reyna Malone

    Reyna Malone Like "Molly Malone"

    I sit at a desk, stare at screens, and mark papers that are handed to me.
  8. aloveablebunny

    aloveablebunny Well-Known Member

    Glorified babysitter of adults.
  9. PlusThirtyOne

    PlusThirtyOne What DOES my username mean...?

    iTT: Poorly describe this thread. :V
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  10. AustinB

    AustinB Active Member

    I don't have one. NEET life ftw.
  11. Saiko

    Saiko GTWT Survivor

    I scribble equality symbols between things that haven't had equality symbols scribbled between them before.
  12. nerdbat

    nerdbat Green butt of reason

    it's ok
  13. Phoenix-Kat

    Phoenix-Kat Guest

    Cleaning up exam tables after the vet is done with an animal and getting it ready for the next one and bringing blood or stool samples back and forth. I'm basically a candy striper.
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 18, 2017
  14. Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs

    Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs Fighter of the Nightman

    Things you can put around your neck and strangle yourself with
  15. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

  16. Pinecat

    Pinecat Tired

    Babysit children, adults, teenagers, and everyone else and pick up everything they leave behind. Also if anything goes wrong anywhere else- we immediately get blamed for it. :3
  17. SamBrawson

    SamBrawson A Fish With A Word Processor

    I regret things professionally. Essentially, I'm a writer.

    Better put: I write things people don't want to write themselves.
  18. Matohusky

    Matohusky Guest

    I hit furry balls as hard as I can xD
    SamBrawson likes this.
  19. Mandragoras

    Mandragoras Inept Abecedarian

    Bash keyboard, yell into microphone, wait for strangers to throw cash at me.

    Potentially upgrading to the lamest JRPG protagonist.
  20. pippi

    pippi Stinky Skunk

    Make sure we get paid, and make sure people with broken faces get fixed in time.
  21. Crimson_Steel17

    Crimson_Steel17 The night is my solace; the day is my prime

    Make bad jokes and shitty videos for others to not laugh at... expect to get paid anyway
  22. Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs

    Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs Fighter of the Nightman

    Dress ties
  23. sbm1990

    sbm1990 Folf Guitarist

    My job consist of sitting behind a desk for 8 hours staring at the walls bored out of my mind.
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2017
  24. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Logically chaotic and twice as charming

    I exist.
  25. Sergei Sóhomo

    Sergei Sóhomo Well-Known Member

    I read books
    I read powerpoints
    I create powerpoints
    I present powerpoints
    I get graded
    I grade
    ChapterAquila92 likes this.

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