Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MadKiyo, Mar 16, 2017.
Watch the children, police the children, clean the crap they leave.
SO you're also a IT maintenancer?
Cool, i always wanted to make a placement with this :3
My job could be easiest been explained with:
Curving printers around.
Curving printers around.
Jamming together parts, thrusting them into a box and shipping them out to be hammered into your car by an overpriced car dealership.
I adult for adults who adulted for too long.
XD go on, guess.
Maintaining raspberries because they are too lazy to maintain themselves. More specific: rolling up lots of plastic for reasons.
Hearing a person and doing shit and go to the nest place t do the same shit with retards.
Well... I'm an unemployed college student. But, I take photos for an animal shelter for their site. I don't get paid, but... I consider it a semi-job.
Oh, wait. Poorly? Um, how about an unemployed photographer?
Work in a refrigerator with two walk in refrigerators and a walk in freezer in it.
Im not working at the moment, just moved back from Australia and taking some time out to get fit before going back to work. I did used to work in an adult bookstore though when I was 19 and barely experienced myself. I'll write about it another time but I will say two things, one: I sold more vibratory than any other member of staff member. two: you haven't lived until you've had game of Thrones style sword fight with two 14 inch dildo.
I like business…uhhhh…transactions? And…adult stuff. I went to the stock market today. I did a business.
But there’s more to being an adult than work and business and the tall person rides at Disneyland, right?
Making the goo go away while dressed in rubber.
Its a really very cool job.
I help support and improve the lives of patients who have Abusethemedicalattendant-itis
I would ask for someone to please kill me but I am already dead <3 it's a great job.
"Does anyone else here speak ____?? No?! Damn."
"Why is it always coke that's spilt??"
"Hi! Welcome to _____ what would you like to eat today?" *grits teeth*
"Why the f**k are all 12 of you guys playing a magic board game INSIDE the establishment!??"
"Agh sh**!!! *Rubs hand from grease burn*
"I was supposed to be paid last week. Why haven't I received my check yet?"
"I think I just felt my sweat reach my heel"
"Can I go on lunch break yet?" *No response*
"This ain't McDonald's ma'm/sir"
"Yes, our cash register is indeed capable of doing simple math"
*Impersonates boss while they're away since we're not busy*
And then you have Customers:
"Five second rule!" *Licks the floor*
*Spits on floor*
"SO THE OTHER DAY I _____"
"My burger doesn't have ______ on it"
"Refills are free right?" *Looks at the FREE REFILLS sign above the soda machine intently, then looks back at me*
*Baby crying loudly*
"Can you give me dollars in change?" *Hands me a gigantic jar of coins*
Me: what would you like to eat today?
Customer: *Talks at 100 mph* "Yes can I have a ____ with ______ and ____ oh wait scratch _____ can I replace _____ with ____ and my husband wants a _____ no ____ extra_____, _____, ____, ____, and no ____ on that extra _____"
"WHERE'S THE TOOOOOYYYYY!??"
And one of my personal favorites:
*Old lady walks up to me*
"I'd like to speak to your manager!"
"Oh no! I'm so sorry for whatever we did. Can I possibly fix it for you?"
"Don't give me that bulls**t I want to speak to the manager!!"
"Uuuh okay." Knocks on managers door*
*Manager comes out with phone and paper work in their hands*
"What's the matter ma'm?"
"I didn't get enough fries in this fry container!"
Quite the contrary though, I really enjoy my job. I've created some of my funniest experiences and memories there.
People hand me hieroglyphics and I give them drugs.
I make sure aircraft dont explode onto each other like age restricted content
I cry out, "let there be light," and it is made so. I also wield lightning.
Boss: "Stand here for 9 hours and make sure this doesnt get up and walk away."
Schrodinger's shop where my business is both alive and dead. I fold clothes for eternity.
I partially automate my work with some scripts the boss and/or my replacements will never know about.
Then I filter caffeine out of water for the last couple of hours.
Paperwork, power tools and finding low tech solutions to expensive problems.
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