ITT: Poorly describe your current job

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MadKiyo, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. Crimson_Steel17

    Crimson_Steel17 The night is my solace; the day is my prime

    Make bad jokes and shitty videos for others to not laugh at... expect to get paid anyway
  2. Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs

    Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs Fighter of the Nightman

    Dress ties
  3. sbm1990

    sbm1990 Folf Guitarist

    My job consist of sitting behind a desk for 8 hours staring at the walls bored out of my mind.
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2017
  4. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Mein Gott

    I exist.
  5. Sergei Sóhomo

    Sergei Sóhomo Well-Known Member

    I read books
    I read powerpoints
    I create powerpoints
    I present powerpoints
    I get graded
    I grade
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  6. pandymeez

    pandymeez the smol dragoo

    Watch the children, police the children, clean the crap they leave.
  7. LupusFamilia

    LupusFamilia Guest

    SO you're also a IT maintenancer?
    Cool, i always wanted to make a placement with this :3

    My job could be easiest been explained with:
    Curving printers around.
  8. LupusFamilia

    LupusFamilia Guest

    Curving printers around.
  9. racoondevil

    racoondevil Minogue be my furname, hello!

    Jamming together parts, thrusting them into a box and shipping them out to be hammered into your car by an overpriced car dealership.
  10. Rant

    Rant Haters Gonna Hate

    I adult for adults who adulted for too long.
    XD go on, guess.
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  11. DeathMetalDeer

    DeathMetalDeer Cervine Master Race....

    Maintaining raspberries because they are too lazy to maintain themselves. More specific: rolling up lots of plastic for reasons.
  12. DrExodium

    DrExodium Guest

    Hearing a person and doing shit and go to the nest place t do the same shit with retards.
  13. JumboWumbo

    JumboWumbo Banned in two states.

  14. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Well... I'm an unemployed college student. But, I take photos for an animal shelter for their site. I don't get paid, but... I consider it a semi-job.
  15. FluffyShutterbug

    FluffyShutterbug A Foxy Femboy Photographer

    Oh, wait. Poorly? Um, how about an unemployed photographer? :D
  16. Royn

    Royn Otterest Sergal evah!

    Work in a refrigerator with two walk in refrigerators and a walk in freezer in it.
  17. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    Sounds cold
  18. Tezzy Fur

    Tezzy Fur Active Member

    Im not working at the moment, just moved back from Australia and taking some time out to get fit before going back to work. I did used to work in an adult bookstore though when I was 19 and barely experienced myself. I'll write about it another time but I will say two things, one: I sold more vibratory than any other member of staff member. two: you haven't lived until you've had game of Thrones style sword fight with two 14 inch dildo.
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  19. Shane McNair

    Shane McNair Adrenaline addicted pursuit pilot

    I like business…uhhhh…transactions? And…adult stuff. I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

    But there’s more to being an adult than work and business and the tall person rides at Disneyland, right?
  20. Dongding

    Dongding The sheep

    Making the goo go away while dressed in rubber.

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