Max's Guide on how NOT to be a Conformist Loser

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  1. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Society today is a real shit-storm, you don't have to be around for long to see that. The establishment is trying to make us a part of their system, they want us all to be the same. The individual is slowly going extinct, in its place rise conformists and shallow breeds of people.

    The conformists are too blind to realize how much they suck and that their efforts are not helping. They want to control our thought to be just like them. Despite the desire to be equal, these fools want more privileges and respect than they want us to have.

    Are you feeling lost in this world? Confused about what's right and what's wrong? Today I've put together this guide which contains sage advice on how to avoid becoming a part of the system and embrace your individuality. The journey will be tough since you will collide with many others who want to stop you, but remain vigilant and you shall live a happy life.


    People are not property. Trying to own people is slavery, and anyone who does this should be executed in the worst possible way.

    Reparations won't fix past problems, neither will having guilt for something you didn't take part in. Just because you may do better, doesn't mean you have to slow down for the losers who can't keep up. The only exceptions are if you borrow money or give your full consent.

    Is it you who really wants to go to the movies, or is it your "friend" who wants you to go to the movies with him? Do you want to cut your hair short like every other guy just because people say you should? If it's not something you yourself really want or are okay with, then turn them down. Stop being a pretentious fucktard and stop trying to please others all the time!

    Throw away your dependence on others making up your mind for you, otherwise you'll never be free. You must be able to stand on your own instead of letting other intervene with your choices.

    Oh boo hoo, that guy doesn't like dickgirls, this person doesn't share my ideas! TOO FUCKING BAD! That is just a part of individuality, you can believe what you want to and others can believe what they want to, you don't have to respect them and they don't have to respect you. Just imagine how lame and boring it would be if we all thought the same way.

    Oh no, the ceiling light is still out. We already know that. Oh my gosh, that guy just said a racist word! Well then, what the fuck are you going to do about then? Bitching about an issue doesn't make it go away, it's just annoying and unhelpful. AND QUIT FUCKING INSERTING YOURSELF INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS!

    You think you are awesome. I think you're a worthless whore. Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feewings? Get over it. The only one who is making you a laughing stock with their own Encyclopedia Dramatica page is yourself. If you say you're better than everyone, then don't be a bitch when other people come along to prove otherwise.

    Nobody who has at least half a brain gives a fuck about your bad day. Not like you truly care either about someone that you've never even met saying that they always get bullied. You are not some poor unfortunate soul, you are an attention whore. If you really want me to feel sorry for you, then go become an hero.

    You have no life if you spend all your time on other people's lives. You are a sycophant, a cocksucker who does nothing but try to please everyone despite making a fool of yourself. Do you really want to be a whore who shoots themself in the foot just for the amusement of others, and do those other people really want to have some rabid whore with no life stalking them all the time?

    Just because every other man is a braindead musclehead, doesn't mean I have to be, and it doesn't mean you have to be. Just because seemingly everyone likes tasteless porn, doesn't mean you have to like it. Do you want to become a shallow conformist who lives by commonly held beliefs, or do you want to see past them and strive for something more?

    All your friends got their titties pierced, are you going to do that too just for this reason? If some asshole comes out some day as a self-proclaimed messiah, will you believe him? Learn to forge your own path or you will never achieve fulfillment.

    Not all kids who wear combat boots are school shooters. Not all men who take care of themselves are gay. Not all gay people are just in it for the sex. Not all liberals/conservatives are evil. Don't buy into those stereotypes, and don't live by them either, otherwise shut the fuck up when people point it out. The only exception here stereotyping people by the cars they drive (big truck drivers have tiny dicks, Prius cars are still gay, and Jeep drivers are assholes).

    This one amuses me the most, seeing all these dumb twats trying to tear out each others' throats just over an election. This kind of lifestyle can even destroy lifelong friendships, kinda sad really. So what if that orange asshole with fake hair won the election? Life goes on, things change. If you obsess over this kind of thing, you will never be happy. And why the fuck should you care about the politics of a country that is not your own, you have no power there.

    Having different groups that consist entirely of one kind of people doesn't promote diversity, it promotes segregation. If people really wanted to celebrate diversity, they would go meet different kinds of people other than their own boring kind.

    "You can't hit me back because x." Bitch, you hit me, I'll strike you down, regardless of what you are. You can't get away with something wrong you did just because you are "special".

    Why do we have to follow rules? Why should I care about this? What will happen if I don't eat that can of Pringles before its expiration date? Ask questions, get answers. Not every answer you will get is helpful or true, you don't have to believe everything you get told. But if you are not allowed to ask questions, something is very wrong.

    You going to be a person, or a doormat for everyone to step on. It's not your fault if you get accused of something you didn't do, so make this clear. Also, if you truly believe in something, you would be wiling to speak in its defense. Don't be afraid to explain things if the others don't get what you are saying, but at the same time don't feel forced to explain yourself.

    Okay, so you got pwned in GTA Online by proximity mines from some random guy who you were just trying to kill. It's not the end of your life (if it were, that would be a pretty fucking sad life lol), learn to move on. If you're busy crying about something that already happened, you will miss out on what's going on now.

    Nobody will respect you if you don't respect yourself. If you look like a fucking creep, you can expect to be treated like one. You have power over your own life, if you act like you don't, then go ahead and be the lame piece of shit you are okay with being. If you think you're weak, there'll always be someone to prove it. Hold your head up high motherfucker, ain't nobody got time for someone who is as lame as they say they are!

    That's about it, just some modern philosophy. This will probably get deleted because of some butthurt idiot who can't handle the truth, so whatever. Whether you agree with this or not, it's up to you. Everyone is entitled to think the way they want to, just a part of being an individual.

    This is some legit advice from the heart, dude.
    Last edited: May 7, 2017
  2. OakenheelTheWolf

    OakenheelTheWolf Active Member

    WELL THEN *is suprised by the power of the text*
  3. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    Says the hipster

    Go back to listening to your indie and drinking your imported coffee
  4. PlusThirtyOne

    PlusThirtyOne What DOES my username mean...?

    As apposed to domestic coffee?? Chances are that unless you live in Brazil or surrounding Central America, Southeast Asia or Africa, your coffee probably is imported.
  5. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru I stubbed my log on a car!

    Lol, don't tell me this spawned from me not knowing what Pingas is?
  6. Old Fashioned

    Old Fashioned Active Member

    This is slightly baffling. I don't know if this is a troll thing or just some sort of rant, but either way this is hypocritical in its construction and I hope you realize this.
  7. Andromedahl

    Andromedahl Unlicensed UFO Pilot

    I've often found the people that try or claim to be non-conformist and also say they don't care about people's feelings are often the most concerned about what people think of them.
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  8. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Joke's on you, I don't listen to indie crap and I don't even drink coffee. Now don't you have a sheep to be giving some sweet loving to, my corn-fed Oakie friend?

    No, it didn't. Just was thinking about Pingas when I wrote this, thought I would put something different in the poll.

    Is it supposed to be one of those things? No. This was made as a GUIDE on how not to be a conformist loser and instead live a happy life. :)

    Wow, some life you must have if you spend all your time watching other people live their lives to come up with that answer. Try living your own life for once, you might be pleasantly surprised.....
  9. ChromaticRabbit

    ChromaticRabbit lagomorphic

  10. Sergei Sóhomo

    Sergei Sóhomo Well-Known Member

    But I like society
  11. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    You like it, cool. However, some people don't so they have to take matters into their own hands!
  12. Lcs

    Lcs Well-Known Member

    Not to be mean or anything, but the 'non-conformist' thing comes off as pretentious and insular. Also, the beginning of your post borders on sounding like some sort of conspiracy theory, while as the rest reads more like a rant than actual advice.
  13. RailRide

    RailRide The Real Wheels of Steel

    PINGAS | Know Your Meme

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  14. real time strategist

    real time strategist "What's an airport, again?"

    lol yesterday morning I read this, and when I got to school someone I knew was behind some boxes shouting "You are all conformists!" And some other shit.
  15. Pipistrele

    Pipistrele Smart batto!

    Joking aside, I think there's a clear difference between "being non-comformist" and "being a non-conformist loser", and good chunk of advices above lead to latter more than former. There are enough so-called "independent non-comformists" who end up being jobless basement dwellers very dependent on their mother's income, because their heavily-"independent" mindset results in lacking any understanding of responsibility, solidarity or making compromises.
  16. Mr. Fox

    Mr. Fox Well-Known Member

    Great, now all we need is a thread on why it's good to be a conformist.
  17. Pipistrele

    Pipistrele Smart batto!

    Why the thread, we have an official anthem!
  18. Mr. Fox

    Mr. Fox Well-Known Member

    I am now moist.
  19. Maximor_Bloodpanda

    Maximor_Bloodpanda The True Anti-Conformist

    Cut the nicities and soft shit, speak your mind whether it's unintentionally offensive or not. One part of being a non-conformist is not giving a shit about being judged, or at least taking the heat for what you say. If I wanted to make a thread about myself, I would do what every self-important twat does and talk about how much my life sucks and how oppressed I am, and ask for free things. This thread isn't that though. Maybe you can't see it, but these words come from the heart of an actual living feeling dude. And for the conspiracy theory part, I agree, because everyone else just wants to be unhappy.
    LOL, that is awesome. Thumbs up to that guy!
    Well it's no surprise that you live up to your title as a "Stupid batto". Being a jobless basement dweller sounds like something you would know well, given your "knowledge" on the topic and the fact that you have two accounts here. I'm getting ready to set off into this world, you are older and have no excuses though.
    Your music choice sucks about as much D as you probably do.

    This here is some REAL MUSIC! Not some hipster crap.
  20. Lcs

    Lcs Well-Known Member

    So to clarify, being 'non-confirmist' is synonymous with anti-social behaviour? I played a short satirical flash game a while ago which made fun of this sort of stuff - I'll try to find it when I have the time so that you can have a look and see if it resembles you.

    Anyways, it just seems like this thread is directed at a very particular type of person, and I think you're being rather narrow-minded with your "advice" to that type of persons percieved traits.
  21. Wither

    Wither Is honestly confused by life.

    lmao nerd
  22. Revates

    Revates I'm Gay

    "What's wrong with conformity?" (Zaraphayx 2017)

    Reference List:

    Zaraphayx 2017, 'Interpersonal posting; an in depth analysis of conformity', Journal of Postonomics, vol. 420, no. 69, pp. 20-32, viewed 9:11 pm (aest) 12 of May 2017, Posters of the Storm
  23. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

  24. -AlphaLupi

    -AlphaLupi The Fennec

  25. Pipistrele

    Pipistrele Smart batto!

    For "a true non-conformist" you seem to be quite insecure and offended about prospect of being "another edgy underachiever" - like my words struck home or something :rolleyes:

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