Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by EdgyMemeLord0, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. EdgyMemeLord0

    EdgyMemeLord0 Master of succ

    *fights off attackers with a single paper tissue*
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  2. Dmc10398

    Dmc10398 riding against the wind

    I do not think I'm going to charge into battle with my work desk top Monitor
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  3. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru 100% faith-based dancing!

    ...A soda can. A fucking soda can.

    And my battlecry will just be incredibly loud whimpers, heard across the entire battlefield.
  4. EdgyMemeLord0

    EdgyMemeLord0 Master of succ

    Or some autistic screeching
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  5. Sivath

    Sivath ㅇㅅㅇ

    The liquid thing you use to preserve and clean your contact lenses.
    That's it, I'm doomed.
  6. Kit H. Ruppell

    Kit H. Ruppell Exterminieren! Exterminieren!

    A brand-new compass saw.
  7. Tomin

    Tomin New Member

    Well i guess a half empty bag of ravioli will do...

    Maybe i'll be able to invite the attacker for dinner
  8. Pipistrele

    Pipistrele Smart batto!

    A knife. That's fortunate.
  9. fallout19980

    fallout19980 Just some guy writing stories and playing dota

    Packet of lays. Maybe I can forcefully choke them with chips.
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  10. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    A sleeping bag?

    Suffocation, No breathing
    Don't give a fuck if I cut my own bleeding
  11. fallout19980

    fallout19980 Just some guy writing stories and playing dota

    I guess palpatines demented screech should do.
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  12. RandomNinja11

    RandomNinja11 Meme King

    Yeah boii - I got a whole table as my weapon! Wait... This weighs a bit too much. BOOM I FOUND A THUMBTACK OH YEAH!
    TF are you doing with a knife at your computer??
    tfw ur bored at work & it's break time(I hope for your own case :p) so you go on FAF cuz why not?
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2017
  13. WolfNightV4X1

    WolfNightV4X1 King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy

    I'm starting to feel like this thread is more about judging where and how people decide to browse the forums :v

    ...also in my house we keep knives practically everywhere (knife and martial arts enthusiasts) so in my case it wouldn't be surprising. I think I accidentally left a rusty dagger in the freezer once
  14. RandomNinja11

    RandomNinja11 Meme King

    I'm not judging, i'm just screwing with people :v
    Also I found a pocket knife in my headphones case lol
    idk how that got there but i've been looking for this thing forever now xD
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  15. Ramjet556

    Ramjet556 Well-Known Member

    Is it still aloud if the object is in a safe,but is still directly to your right?
    If so I win:D
  16. RandomNinja11

    RandomNinja11 Meme King

    Thats pretty amazing if you can see an object inside of a safe.
    10/10 get money with your superpower pls
    i draw shitty art for infinity dollars (I dont actually draw, im bad lol)
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  17. Kit H. Ruppell

    Kit H. Ruppell Exterminieren! Exterminieren!

    A bowl of homemade Chana Masala that I put a little bit too much chili pepper into. Aim for the eyes and claim victory!
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  18. MadKiyo

    MadKiyo Villainous Fly

    A vacuum cleaner. In that case, I'll take the metal extension tube off and hit them with it.
  19. ellaerna

    ellaerna Sass Master

    coffee table. Time for some WWE shit up in here.
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  20. CreatureOfHabit

    CreatureOfHabit The Bumbling Blind

    A coffee mug? Well, if it was good enough for Vin Diesel, it's good enough for me!
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  21. Spacewaifu

    Spacewaifu New Member

    There's a wall on my right.......so..... a wall?
  22. Old Fashioned

    Old Fashioned Active Member

    I've got a pack of gum, so if they are highschoolers all hostility will be forgotten and I will become "cool." If it is any other foe however, you will find me blowing bubbles in the face of danger. :p
  23. GreenZone

    GreenZone Well-Known Member

    its literally a browning high power though...
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  24. Belatucadros

    Belatucadros Very customized title

    A pillow. Wow.
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  25. Ramjet556

    Ramjet556 Well-Known Member


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